Penny Farthing Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 There was some very impressive and brave work done to rescue those who were trapped. At the finish though with the last person being bought to safety a fuckwit in the background could be heard shouting Allahu Akbar over and over again .. why can't these fuckwits (christian ones too) realise that if god was so great he would not have put those poor cunts in grave danger in the first place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: There was some very impressive and brave work done to rescue those who were trapped. At the finish though with the last person being bought to safety a fuckwit in the background could be heard shouting Allahu Akbar over and over again .. why can't these fuckwits (christian ones too) realise that if god was so great he would not have put those poor cunts in grave danger in the first place? We should send Vince Cable to assist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: We should send Vince Cable to assist. I wish that I had thought of that comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: I wish that I had thought of that comment. I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know. There is nothing that I can do about it other than to use the comment when you aren't looking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 13 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: There is nothing that I can do about it other than to use the comment when you aren't looking. Would it help if I hid the comment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Would it help if I hid the comment? Thank you for the offer but it is too late for that. I will simply have to learn to live with it and perhaps seek help for PTSD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 26 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: There is nothing that I can do about it other than to use the comment when you aren't looking. There is another issue that I am working on .. I have a friend I talk to in the cafe .. he is in his late 70s owns an apartment worth £350 and has £250k stashed in an account. He has a daughter whom he has disowned and he is desperate to prevent from inheriting anything from him wen he pops his clogs. I have got an idea how I can help him but I am finding it hard to find a form of words that suggest that an option that I have in mind that would solve his problem and from which I would be acting in anything other than his best interests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 11 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: There is another issue that I am working on .. I have a friend I talk to in the cafe .. he is in his late 70s owns an apartment worth £350 and has £250k stashed in an account. He has a daughter whom he has disowned and he is desperate to prevent from inheriting anything from him wen he pops his clogs. I have got an idea how I can help him but I am finding it hard to find a form of words that suggest that an option that I have in mind that would solve his problem and from which I would be acting in anything other than his best interests. Tell him to leave her 10-15 thousand. A probate hearing will dismiss any contest or appeal on the grounds of ‘adequate provision’ having been made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 37 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: an apartment worth £350 360 quid for a flat? Is it in Bolton? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: We should send Vince Cable to 38 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: There is another issue that I am working on .. I have a friend I talk to in the cafe .. he is in his late 70s owns an apartment worth £350 and has £250k stashed in an account. He has a daughter whom he has disowned and he is desperate to prevent from inheriting anything from him wen he pops his clogs. I have got an idea how I can help him but I am finding it hard to find a form of words that suggest that an option that I have in mind that would solve his problem and from which I would be acting in anything other than his best interests. An apartment that's worth £350? Fucking hell. Is it in Canvey Island? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: 360 quid for a flat? Is it in Bolton? Bolton's only worth 250 quid. It'll go up in value when that fat, unfunny, garlic bread cunt, Peter Kay moves out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Cunt Standing Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 24 hours after Pakistan struggled to cross a mountain pass, India lands on the dark side of the moon. Feels like the world just changed a little bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 6 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said: 24 hours after Pakistan struggled to cross a mountain pass, India lands on the dark side of the moon. Feels like the world just changed a little bit. And a day or so before that, Russia's Luna-25 crashes on the moon. Plus ça change... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: There is another issue that I am working on .. I have a friend I talk to in the cafe .. he is in his late 70s owns an apartment worth £350 and has £250k stashed in an account. He has a daughter whom he has disowned and he is desperate to prevent from inheriting anything from him wen he pops his clogs. I have got an idea how I can help him but I am finding it hard to find a form of words that suggest that an option that I have in mind that would solve his problem and from which I would be acting in anything other than his best interests. Leave it all to a major charity like the RSPCA. Those cunts have battalions of lawyers to ensure that the little puppies and kittens get every last penny. (Minus their exorbitant fees, of course.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: And a day or so before that, Russia's Luna-25 crashes on the moon. Plus ça change... The giant mutated tardigrades that the chinks crashed there years ago, have probably built a tractor beam to harvest more metal objects to go with the dust they eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The giant mutated tardigrades that the chinks crashed there years ago, have probably built a tractor beam to harvest more metal objects to go with the dust they eat. You haven't recently been watching Star Trek: Discovery by any chance, have you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 4 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: There is another issue that I am working on .. I have a friend I talk to in the cafe .. he is in his late 70s owns an apartment worth £350 and has £250k stashed in an account. He has a daughter whom he has disowned and he is desperate to prevent from inheriting anything from him wen he pops his clogs. I have got an idea how I can help him but I am finding it hard to find a form of words that suggest that an option that I have in mind that would solve his problem and from which I would be acting in anything other than his best interests. Tell him 100k and ill fill the Rascal with the horrible little bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You haven't recently been watching Star Trek: Discovery by any chance, have you? Nah. I’m actually rewatching Voyager in order. I’d forgotten how average the standard of acting was. Kate Mulgrew, Tim Russ and the holo-doctor are all a bit overqualified. Jeri Ryan was fucking terrible as well, but gets excused for obvious reasons. I haven’t seen any Discovery yet. Is it a genuine Star Trek series or a bunch of convention wankers in shit wigs with a phone camera? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, Neil said: Tell him 100k and ill fill the Rascal with the horrible little bitch Fuck off Neil. You’d pay him a grand if he gave you a good lead for an abduction LZ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I haven’t seen any Discovery yet. Is it a genuine Star Trek series or a bunch of convention wankers in shit wigs with a phone camera? The latter. Set chronologically between "Enterprise" and TOS (and - season 3 spoiler alert - the very distant future) its main character is a black woman named Michael. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 14 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The latter. Set chronologically between "Enterprise" and TOS (and - season 3 spoiler alert - the very distant future) its main character is a black woman named Michael. I’ll skip it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 20 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The latter. Set chronologically between "Enterprise" and TOS (and - season 3 spoiler alert - the very distant future) its main character is a black woman named Michael. It looks legit. A Roddenberry is involved and Jason Isaacs is in it so some cunt must be paying him. Some black tart I recognise from TWD as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted August 23, 2023 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 5 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: 360 quid for a flat? Is it in Bolton? Jaywick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted August 23, 2023 Report Share Posted August 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Jaywick. Is that a place or some kind of STD? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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