ChildeHarold Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 The short term consequences of this late and entirely fucking useless minor heatwave maybe torrential rain and flooding, but the long term consequences are worse - an endless stream of climate change earth heating up, unpredictable extremes (the big covers it all clause) and guilt inducing rabbit rabbit rabbit for months to come. The Earth's climate is made of Raac and the sky is falling in.... in the meantime, EU LQP imports from Russia remain stable... that sanctions business worked well then? The real business is compelling Ukraine to concede to Russia and redraw her eastern frontiers...without losing face. Either by 1) cutting off Western funding 2) promising extra funding Guess which one the Kiev gangsters will not be looking for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 Interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 8, 2023 Report Share Posted September 8, 2023 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: The short term consequences of this late and entirely fucking useless minor heatwave maybe torrential rain and flooding, but the long term consequences are worse - an endless stream of climate change earth heating up, unpredictable extremes (the big covers it all clause) and guilt inducing rabbit rabbit rabbit for months to come. The Earth's climate is made of Raac and the sky is falling in.... in the meantime, EU LQP imports from Russia remain stable... that sanctions business worked well then? The real business is compelling Ukraine to concede to Russia and redraw her eastern frontiers...without losing face. Either by 1) cutting off Western funding 2) promising extra funding Guess which one the Kiev gangsters will not be looking for? Are you a gay Eritrean refugee by any chance? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 9, 2023 Report Share Posted September 9, 2023 8 hours ago, King Billy said: Are you a gay Eritrean refugee by any chance? 🎶Don't be sad, because two out of three ain't bad🎶 I don't believe he's Eritrean. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2023 14 hours ago, King Billy said: Are you a gay Eritrean refugee by any chance? Even when I'm totally confused you beat me. Thanks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 9, 2023 Report Share Posted September 9, 2023 19 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: The short term consequences of this late and entirely fucking useless minor heatwave maybe torrential rain and flooding, but the long term consequences are worse - an endless stream of climate change earth heating up, unpredictable extremes (the big covers it all clause) and guilt inducing rabbit rabbit rabbit for months to come. The Earth's climate is made of Raac and the sky is falling in.... in the meantime, EU LQP imports from Russia remain stable... that sanctions business worked well then? The real business is compelling Ukraine to concede to Russia and redraw her eastern frontiers...without losing face. Either by 1) cutting off Western funding 2) promising extra funding Guess which one the Kiev gangsters will not be looking for? Never mind this shit, Aitch, it's as hot as Satan's cock here with 70% humidity. Have you ever been in a loft in those sort of conditions? I've just spent 45 minutes in mine under duress and to shut the fucking cunt I live with up. You should see the state of my gooch, I suspect that even your prehensile, spastic tongue would struggle to clean it adequately. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 9, 2023 Report Share Posted September 9, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Never mind this shit, Aitch, it's as hot as Satan's cock here with 70% humidity. Have you ever been in a loft in those sort of conditions? I've just spent 45 minutes in mine under duress and to shut the fucking cunt I live with up. You should see the state of my gooch, I suspect that even your prehensile, spastic tongue would struggle to clean it adequately. I bet it was photos. It’s always photos. Mrs C once found my favourite, secret weapon that I wasn’t supposed to have.. when? When she was trespassing in the fucking loft looking for fucking photos, that’s when. If photos are so fucking important. Don’t put them in the fucking one area of the house that I assumed was safe because it requires a ladder to reach and you’re a fucking woman that’s scared of spiders. They’re all fucking twisted. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 9, 2023 Report Share Posted September 9, 2023 34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I bet it was photos. It’s always photos. Mrs C once found my favourite, secret weapon that I wasn’t supposed to have.. when? When she was trespassing in the fucking loft looking for fucking photos, that’s when. If photos are so fucking important. Don’t put them in the fucking one area of the house that I assumed was safe because it requires a ladder to reach and you’re a fucking woman that’s scared of spiders. They’re all fucking twisted. I remember Danny (not a racist) Baker saying there's a sentence that the wife says that puts the fear of god into men - "I found your trousers in the linen bin and felt in the pockets....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted September 9, 2023 Report Share Posted September 9, 2023 37 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I bet it was photos. It’s always photos. Mrs C once found my favourite, secret weapon that I wasn’t supposed to have.. when? When she was trespassing in the fucking loft looking for fucking photos, that’s when. If photos are so fucking important. Don’t put them in the fucking one area of the house that I assumed was safe because it requires a ladder to reach and you’re a fucking woman that’s scared of spiders. They’re all fucking twisted. I swapped the trap door to our loft for an old oven door I found one day while I was out driving in my imaginary M3 (before I upgraded to my imaginary M4) and she’s still no closer to working out how to open it two years later. I’m not saying she’s a fucking useless cook, just that she’s an Olympic standard fuck and there’s a lot of great takeaways around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 9, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2023 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Never mind this shit, Aitch, it's as hot as Satan's cock here with 70% humidity. Have you ever been in a loft in those sort of conditions? I've just spent 45 minutes in mine under duress and to shut the fucking cunt I live with up. You should see the state of my gooch, I suspect that even your prehensile, spastic tongue would struggle to clean it adequately. I am not the late Earl of P so please don't address me as Loftie you commoner. Lofts are crazy places, is yours boarded with the usual SM chains and handcuffs on the beams? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted September 11, 2023 Report Share Posted September 11, 2023 On 09/09/2023 at 20:05, ChildeHarold said: is yours boarded with the usual SM chains and handcuffs on the beams? On 09/09/2023 at 20:05, ChildeHarold said: I've just spent 45 minutes in mine under duress and to shut the fucking cunt I live with up. I think he answered your question adequately, Harold, unless it was another of the fantasies he's prone to when his wife's not around to keep him in check.🤿 ⛓️🥒💦 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted September 11, 2023 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2023 5 hours ago, Zev said: I think he answered your question adequately, Harold, unless it was another of the fantasies he's prone to when his wife's not around to keep him in check.🤿 ⛓️🥒💦 The ball gag tends to perish in hot weather - or is that the ball valve in my cold water tank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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