ChildeHarold Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 18 minutes ago, King Billy said: You should have just clenched your arse cheeks, put your fingers in your ears and prayed silently to the Lord all those years ago, when your ‘Uncle Henry’ (Kissinger) took you blackberry picking most weekends and battered your tight little arsehole while simultaneously explaining the complicated nature of geopolitics and dribbling all over the back of your head. I've got a feeling this totally unprovoked hostility you're showing towards me comes from a lack of news about the undisputed massive progress Ukraine is making in its counteroffensive. What a shame those plucky canon fodder Ukie proxies don't get the valuable news coverage they so richly deserve. Poor old Zelenskyy? Zelenskiy? Zelensky? 😢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Neither. Moved away a few years ago. Swapped the aroma of fried chicken and B.O for the lush countryside. Do you ever go back? And if so is it to pick up a new walking stick from the Southwark Supplies depot by the Green? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said: I can't help but think that @Ape™️ will like sycamore trees because of those fucking annoying helicopter type seeds that spring up everywhere for miles around. @Ape™️ likes them so much that he's called the space between his ears the Sycamore Gap since some cunt cut that tree down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Do you ever go back? And if so is it to pick up a new walking stick from the Southwark Supplies depot by the Green? Haven't been back at all. And why the fuck would I need a walking stick? Why would I go to Southwark Supplies Depot to get it and where the fuck is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 35 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: @Ape™️ likes them so much that he's called the space between his ears the Sycamore Gap since some cunt cut that tree down. Brilliant! I take it all back - it’s obvious why you’re top of the leaderboard! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Haven't been back at all. And why the fuck would I need a walking stick? Why would I go to Southwark Supplies Depot to get it and where the fuck is it? So you like the lush rolling hills of the countryside? A chocolate box cottage? A Christmas card village church and snowman? A Union Jack flying from the big house on the road in reminding visitors this is God's own country and there is CCTV outside every house and beyond watching for flytipping and other unsocial behaviour. No corner shop (or any other amenity to speak of, unless you count the odd evening of flower arranging at the church hall courtesy of the W. I.) curtain twitching if (big if - mainly childless couples and elderly retired) anybody walks past, especially children the nuisance to be feared. The triumphant ownership of a Range Rover under three years paid for out of 30 years of conventional slavery towards a public pension. Endemic damp in at least three walls of the outwardly pretty stone cottages lining the street. I know the sort of lush countryside you're talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Brilliant! I take it all back - it’s obvious why you’re top of the leaderboard! Sycamore "Gap" is the typical Townie expression betraying a sneering contempt for other people's values. Everything is reduced to the level of the breathless LBC morning traffic update curated by chief pig Nick Ferrari and two Jags - the bypass, the flyover, the dual carriageway, the junction, the roundabout, the circular system, the West Way, the Sycamore Gap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 10 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Brilliant! I take it all back - it’s obvious why you’re top of the leaderboard! Drew likes trees because they’re made of wood. Like woodpecker cider… hahahahahahahaha! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Drew likes trees because they’re made of wood. Like woodpecker cider… hahahahahahahaha! That pretty much sums up the mentality of Drew and his gang ‘o’ spastics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 47 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: So you like the lush rolling hills of the countryside? A chocolate box cottage? A Christmas card village church and snowman? A Union Jack flying from the big house on the road in reminding visitors this is God's own country and there is CCTV outside every house and beyond watching for flytipping and other unsocial behaviour. No corner shop (or any other amenity to speak of, unless you count the odd evening of flower arranging at the church hall courtesy of the W. I.) curtain twitching if (big if - mainly childless couples and elderly retired) anybody walks past, especially children the nuisance to be feared. The triumphant ownership of a Range Rover under three years paid for out of 30 years of conventional slavery towards a public pension. Endemic damp in at least three walls of the outwardly pretty stone cottages lining the street. I know the sort of lush countryside you're talking about. Has H G Wells just joined the site? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 (edited) 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Has H G Wells just joined the site? (He loved the Nazis in their early years) Sorry my ignorant mistake. A thousand apologies. Your humbly ChildishHarold Edited October 23, 2023 by ChildeHarold Correction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 22, 2023 Report Share Posted October 22, 2023 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: So you like the lush rolling hills of the countryside? A chocolate box cottage? A Christmas card village church and snowman? A Union Jack flying from the big house on the road in reminding visitors this is God's own country and there is CCTV outside every house and beyond watching for flytipping and other unsocial behaviour. No corner shop (or any other amenity to speak of, unless you count the odd evening of flower arranging at the church hall courtesy of the W. I.) curtain twitching if (big if - mainly childless couples and elderly retired) anybody walks past, especially children the nuisance to be feared. The triumphant ownership of a Range Rover under three years paid for out of 30 years of conventional slavery towards a public pension. Endemic damp in at least three walls of the outwardly pretty stone cottages lining the street. I know the sort of lush countryside you're talking about. Fuck off, Harold, you "salt o' the faackin' Earth", unionised, factory working, total fucking Lowryesque, 'university of life', Trotskyite cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 2 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: He loved the Nazis in their early years. No he didn't. He was a dyed in the wool socialist. He was on the nazi hit list. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 2 hours ago, Decimus said: Fuck off, Harold, you "salt o' the faackin' Earth", unionised, factory working, total fucking Lowryesque, 'university of life', Trotskyite cunt. He don't like darkies or pikies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: He don't like darkies or pikies Pixies and other fairies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: No he didn't. He was a dyed in the wool socialist. He was on the nazi hit list. You are correct. My mistake. Call me a cunt for saying it. It's funny all these cunts that went to Stalin's Russia in the 1930s then came back and denounced socialism (on behalf of their careers) kept quite stumm about the Nazification of Germany and it's growth into a dictatorship. I know they rejected alliance with Russia right up to the last, when Molotov gave up, preferring at all cost for a last ditch settlement with Hitler. Our lovely govt stood back from the Spanish Civil War and did fuck all against Italy in Africa or Japan in China despite being this so called largest 'empire' the world had ever seen. It was just an exploiting rentier mercantile operation enforced by an army and navy of uneducated impoverished working class he lots from the slums bossed around by the brainless public school cunts. I think it would be so straightforward to become a socialist in the 1930s. Only one or two cunts like the Dec would probably have disagreed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 13 hours ago, Decimus said: Fuck off, Harold, you "salt o' the faackin' Earth", unionised, factory working, total fucking Lowryesque, 'university of life', Trotskyite cunt. I'm humming that song about "matchbox men" as I read this garbled bullshite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 14 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Drew likes trees because they’re made of wood. Like woodpecker cider… hahahahahahahaha! It's a well known fact that West Country old boys wear wellies and tie their trouser bottoms due to leaking bladders and uncontrollable pissing after decades of guzzling cider. It kills the waterworks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 36 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: I think it would be so straightforward to become a socialist in the 1930s. Only one or two cunts like the Dec would probably have disagreed. You'd be fucking right there, Aitch. I don't want to share what I've worked for and live in a grey, brutalist block of flats. I certainly don't want to go on holiday to state provided Dachas in Mablethorpe where the evening entertainment involves everyone gathering around the old Joanna and singing about the red fucking flag. I want my own house, a village green, cricket, roast beef and Yorkshire pudding, work houses for the feckless and the only flag I'll tolerate flying from my pole has the cross of St George on it. I'm watching you fucking closely, Harold, with the gimlet eye of Joseph R. McCarthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: I'm humming that song about "matchbox men" as I read this garbled bullshite Matchstalk men, Harold. Fucking hell, I'm turning into Bawsie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 24 minutes ago, Decimus said: You'd be fucking right there, Aitch. I don't want to share what I've worked for and live in a grey, brutalist block of flats. I certainly don't want to go on holiday to state provided Dachas in Mablethorpe where the evening entertainment involves everyone gathering around the old Joanna and singing about the red fucking flag. I want my own house, a village green, cricket, roast beef and Yorkshire pudding, work houses for the feckless and the only flag I'll tolerate flying from my pole has the cross of St George on it. I'm watching you fucking closely, Harold, with the gimlet eye of Joseph R. McCarthy. Always puts me in mind of the self proclaimed "Marxist comedian" Alexei Sayle who lives in a £3million+ pad in Bloomsbury. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 39 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Matchstalk men, Harold. Fucking hell, I'm turning into Bawsie Matchstick - I think I'm losing it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 1 hour ago, Decimus said: You'd be fucking right there, Aitch. I don't want to share what I've worked for and live in a grey, brutalist block of flats. I certainly don't want to go on holiday to state provided Dachas in Mablethorpe where the evening entertainment involves everyone gathering around the old Joanna and singing about the red fucking flag. I want my own house, a village green, cricket, roast beef and Yorkshire pudding, work houses for the feckless and the only flag I'll tolerate flying from my pole has the cross of St George on it. I'm watching you fucking closely, Harold, with the gimlet eye of Joseph R. McCarthy. Can I rake your gravel drive sometime. I need to test drive a 30 ton Caterpillar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Always puts me in mind of the self proclaimed "Marxist comedian" Alexei Sayle who lives in a £3million+ pad in Bloomsbury. That’s not Alexei Sayle. That’s Jerzei Balowski. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 23, 2023 Report Share Posted October 23, 2023 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I'm humming that song about "matchbox men" as I read this garbled bullshite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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