camberwell gypsy Posted October 12, 2023 Report Share Posted October 12, 2023 This is one thing that makes my shit hang sideways; cunts who leave to start another job and then a few weeks down the road they suddenly turn up because they were "just passing so I though I'd pop in and say hi". Bollocks! They came in to boast about how good their new job is, how wonderful the conditions are and how happy they are. Excuse my cuntishness but I frankly don't give a fuck. Full stop. So fuck off back through the door and keep fucking off until I tell you to stop. Same goes for cunts who leave to fire out a sprog and then bring it in to show it off. And then I have to put up with the fucking burger faced harridans I work with "cooing" and saying how beautiful the baby looks despite it looking like Zippy from Rainbow. Nina Myskow is a gobshite cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2023 Report Share Posted October 12, 2023 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: This is one thing that makes my shit hang sideways; cunts who leave to start another job and then a few weeks down the road they suddenly turn up because they were "just passing so I though I'd pop in and say hi". Bollocks! They came in to boast about how good their new job is, how wonderful the conditions are and how happy they are. Excuse my cuntishness but I frankly don't give a fuck. Full stop. So fuck off back through the door and keep fucking off until I tell you to stop. Same goes for cunts who leave to fire out a sprog and then bring it in to show it off. And then I have to put up with the fucking burger faced harridans I work with "cooing" and saying how beautiful the baby looks despite it looking like Zippy from Rainbow. Nina Myskow is a gobshite cunt. I didn’t get a warm welcome when I turned up at my old workplace to say hello. I honestly thought that my old boss would have forgotten about me running over his daughter as I was stealing the payroll in a company vehicle 6 months earlier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 12, 2023 Report Share Posted October 12, 2023 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: This is one thing that makes my shit hang sideways; cunts who leave to start another job and then a few weeks down the road they suddenly turn up because they were "just passing so I though I'd pop in and say hi". Bollocks! They came in to boast about how good their new job is, how wonderful the conditions are and how happy they are. Excuse my cuntishness but I frankly don't give a fuck. Full stop. So fuck off back through the door and keep fucking off until I tell you to stop. Same goes for cunts who leave to fire out a sprog and then bring it in to show it off. And then I have to put up with the fucking burger faced harridans I work with "cooing" and saying how beautiful the baby looks despite it looking like Zippy from Rainbow. Nina Myskow is a gobshite cunt. Sounds like your very jalos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2023 Report Share Posted October 12, 2023 16 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Sounds like your very jalos. Nina Myskow always came across as a filthy bitch in the 80s. Industrial cock inhaler for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 12, 2023 Report Share Posted October 12, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nina Myskow always came across as a filthy bitch in the 80s. Industrial cock inhaler for sure. I think you're getting mixed up with Ruby Wax. Nothing more satisfying than a hot Ruby after a good booze up on a Saturday night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 12, 2023 Report Share Posted October 12, 2023 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: I think you're getting mixed up with Ruby Wax. Nothing more satisfying than a hot Ruby after a good booze up on a Saturday night. Wouldn’t have shagged Ruby Wax. I would have shagged Tracey Ullman though. Who was in ‘Girls On Top’ with her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 13, 2023 Report Share Posted October 13, 2023 8 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Wouldn’t have shagged Ruby Wax. I would have shagged Tracey Ullman though. Who was in ‘Girls On Top’ with her. Was Tracy Ullman the one that went on to Frasier? Personally I found Mrs Bridges from Upstairs Downstairs highly enticing: three square meals a day with benefits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted October 13, 2023 Report Share Posted October 13, 2023 20 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: ...Same goes for cunts who leave to fire out a sprog and then bring it in to show it off. And then I have to put up with the fucking burger faced harridans I work with "cooing" and saying how beautiful the baby looks despite it looking like Zippy from Rainbow. Nina Myskow is a gobshite cunt. Not forgetting the newborns covered in mummy's blood and gunge that are always beautiful and gorgeous, especially when they're mongs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 13, 2023 Report Share Posted October 13, 2023 18 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: I think you're getting mixed up with Ruby Wax. Nothing more satisfying than a hot Ruby after a good booze up on a Saturday night. I think you're getting mixed up with Ruby Murray. She may have been a hot ticket on a Saturday night, unfortunately @Dyslexic cnut is no longer with us (thank fuck) so can't give us an insight into her cunt-flap capabilities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 13, 2023 Report Share Posted October 13, 2023 1 hour ago, and said: I think you're getting mixed up with Ruby Murray. She may have been a hot ticket on a Saturday night, unfortunately @Dyslexic cnut is no longer with us (thank fuck) so can't give us an insight into her cunt-flap capabilities. Only you... the song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 13, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2023 10 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Was Tracy Ullman the one that went on to Frasier? Personally I found Mrs Bridges from Upstairs Downstairs highly enticing: three square meals a day with benefits. With getting a noshing from the lovely looking kitchen maid Ruby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted October 13, 2023 Report Share Posted October 13, 2023 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: With getting a noshing from the lovely looking kitchen maid Ruby. Nice body shame about the 😔 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 13, 2023 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2023 31 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Nice body shame about the 😔 Neil would? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 13, 2023 Report Share Posted October 13, 2023 On 12/10/2023 at 20:19, camberwell gypsy said: This is one thing that makes my shit hang sideways; cunts who leave to start another job and then a few weeks down the road they suddenly turn up because they were "just passing so I though I'd pop in and say hi". I’ve no idea what the fuck this is all about as I’ve never had a job. I haven’t given up on my dreams though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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