STARMER THE SHIT

[King Billy]

On 07/11/2023 at 15:19, ChildeHarold said:

Do you know, I wouldn't swap anything for my teen years in London in the late sixties and seventies. Look at it now: a cunt. Only wish I'd had the cash and the foresight to buy a few of those rundown derelict terrace houses in zone 1, as close to London Bridge in the Borough as possible. 

Are you Victor Meldrew?

[ChildeHarold]

9 hours ago, King Billy said:

Are you Victor Meldrew?

Those fucking slums go for one or two million now

[ChildeHarold]

 

 

 

The Unknown Citizen

W. H. Auden

 

(This Marble Monument
Is Erected by the State)

He was found by the Bureau of Statistics to be
One against whom there was no official complaint,
And all the reports on his conduct agree
That, in the modern sense of an old-fashioned word, he was a saint,
For in everything he did he served the Greater Community.
Except for the War till the day he retired
He worked in a factory and never got fired,
But satisfied his employers, Fudge Motors Inc.
Yet he wasn't a scab or odd in his views,
For his Union reports that he paid his dues,
(Our report on his Union shows it was sound)
And our Social Psychology workers found
That he was popular with his mates and liked a drink.
The Press are convinced that he bought a paper every day
And that his reactions to advertisements were normal in every way.
Policies taken out in his name prove that he was fully insured,
And his Health-card shows he was once in hospital but left it cured.
Both Producers Research and High-Grade Living declare
He was fully sensible to the advantages of the Instalment Plan
And had everything necessary to the Modern Man,
A phonograph, a radio, a car and a frigidaire.
Our researchers into Public Opinion are content
That he held the proper opinions for the time of year;
When there was peace, he was for peace: when there was war, he went.
He was married and added five children to the population,
Which our Eugenist says was the right number for a parent of his generation.
And our teachers report that he never interfered with their education.
Was he free? Was he happy? The question is absurd:
Had anything been wrong, we should certainly have heard.

 

W H Auden 1907-73

[King Billy]

11 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Those fucking slums go for one or two million now

‘I don’t beeelieeeve it!’

[Mike Hunt]

On 07/11/2023 at 15:19, ChildeHarold said:

Only wish I'd had the cash and the foresight to buy a few of those rundown derelict terrace houses in zone 1, as close to London Bridge in the Borough as possible. 

What are houses on the Shankill Road going for now CH? 

[Old Chap Raasclaat]

On 07/11/2023 at 15:19, ChildeHarold said:

Well London local politics will always be left if centre, Red Ken and the GLC proved that. But hang on. Livingstone wasn’t that bad. He loved buses. The GLC managed and funded the South Bank Centre and it was fantastic in those years.... Great concerts, great exhibitions, great free events, lots of festivals and interesting discussion groups, not a fucking "Art for All" mediocrity which it is now. The National Theatre was also more cutting edge and provocative not the West End try out and include some blacks in the cast shite it does now. The arts around London, The Roundhouse, Southwark Playhouse, Young Vic, Royal Court Sloane Square etc etc were all subsidised and fucking great nights out. Everything now is a failing fucking mish mash of penny pinching privatisation and commercialisation and begrudging mean Arts Council funding which is just life support if not that. 

Do you know, I wouldn't swap anything for my teen years in London in the late sixties and seventies. Look at it now: a cunt. Only wish I'd had the cash and the foresight to buy a few of those rundown derelict terrace houses in zone 1, as close to London Bridge in the Borough as possible. 

Harold the Old, I get your points, however you're sounding a bit pissed off because your time has gone and you're washed up. London is best enjoyed by the younger lot (like me) and although the 60s and 70s must have been a great times in London... It's over, gone. 

Stop phackin moaning. 

[ChildeHarold]

50 minutes ago, Mike Hunt said:

What are houses on the Shankill Road going for now CH? 

Enough to keep you in diapers for a month you wet cunt. 

[ChildeHarold]

52 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Harold the Old, I get your points, however you're sounding a bit pissed off because your time has gone and you're washed up. London is best enjoyed by the younger lot (like me) and although the 60s and 70s must have been a great times in London... It's over, gone. 

Stop phackin moaning. 

It's you fucking youthful, very young, disgustingly new, juvenile youthful young cunts, who I [[don't]] despise with every fibre in my dirty rotten old man body, who won't let me forget. You keep digging it up and ogling, cooing at my time, dribbling over the Stones and the Beatles, the fadhions, the stinking shitty vnyl or cassettes you can't get enough of it. 

I'M NOT AN OLD MAN. 

KISS ME! *

 

 

* Max at the end of the Homecoming Harold Pinter, 

another Harold. You fucker I forgot it was written in the sixties. Cunt. 

[Decimus]

14 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

Enough to keep you in diapers for a month you wet cunt. 

Yeeeeeeee-Haaaaawwwwwww!!!!! MAGA, Gee Wizz Apple Pie and God bless the good ol' US of A!

Are just several of the things along with diapers, that I never want to read on here ever again. 

Got it?

[ChildeHarold]

41 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Yeeeeeeee-Haaaaawwwwwww!!!!! MAGA, Gee Wizz Apple Pie and God bless the good ol' US of A!

Are just several of the things along with diapers, that I never want to read on here ever again. 

Got it?

Nappies? Feel better? You were clearly toilet trained the old fashioned way which accounts for your fixation on genitalia and the anus. 

[Decimus]

3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said:

Nappies? Feel better? You were clearly toilet trained the old fashioned way which accounts for your fixation on genitalia and the anus. 

I'm not sure that a post about babies, nappies, arseholes and genitalia is the direction you want to be heading in right now, Aitch.

You've somewhat managed to reform your reputation on here after your previous sojourn resulted in you being regarded as quite possibly the thickest cunt this site had seen since Scabies. But if you want to continue your meteoric rise from cretin to mere retard, I'd steer clear of beast talk.

Understood?

[King Billy]

5 hours ago, Mike Hunt said:

What are houses on the Shankill Road going for now CH? 

Depends which foot you kick with.

[King Billy]

4 hours ago, Decimus said:

Yeeeeeeee-Haaaaawwwwwww!!!!! MAGA, Gee Wizz Apple Pie and God bless the good ol' US of A!

Are just several of the things along with diapers, that I never want to read on here ever again. 

Got it?

‘Way to go Decs. You da man!’

[ChildeHarold]

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

I'm not sure that a post about babies, nappies, arseholes and genitalia is the direction you want to be heading in right now, Aitch.

You've somewhat managed to reform your reputation on here after your previous sojourn resulted in you being regarded as quite possibly the thickest cunt this site had seen since Scabies. But if you want to continue your meteoric rise from cretin to mere retard, I'd steer clear of beast talk.

Understood?

You unleashed the beast in me. Once it's out it's out. No going back. Next stop The Jungle with Mat Hancock or Farage, I don't care which. 

[ChildeHarold]

On 12/11/2023 at 15:57, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Harold the Old, I get your points, however you're sounding a bit pissed off because your time has gone and you're washed up. London is best enjoyed by the younger lot (like me) and although the 60s and 70s must have been a great times in London... It's over, gone. 

Stop phackin moaning.