Dyslexic cnut Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 1 hour ago, ZEV said: Calm down, Dicky, you should have realised I don't take kindly to threats, look what happened to Hamas... Paging @Wolfie to the board…there’s a featherweight fight on here. 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: This 'work' attitude clearly doesn't cross species. (Unless by work they mean getting knelt on. lol - fuck off) By fucking "work" he means sitting on your arse all day eating jam donuts. I have seen no work ethic in the garden blackbird except a bully that is greedy, cunning and territorial. Would do well on the West Bank in a settlement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said: Paging @Wolfie to the board…there’s a featherweight fight on here. 😂😂 Peter, stop trying to provoke an argument, you're not on Mumsnet now, you silly cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Never liked Linda McCartney. I always found her a bit chewy. I always assumed she was made of that shitty ‘soya meat’ that the sadistic witches at the school canteen used to ladle up. Just before they gave us a bowl of warm ambrosia rice with a blob of jam in the middle. (Stir it in and make it go pink) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 21 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know! I honestly only found out recently. I’ve been feeding them in the garden along with the doves and baby seagulls. I kept noticing that the blackbirds were giving bits of food to little brown birds. I assumed they were just trying it on with another species. Then I looked it up and discovered that the brown ones were girls. I’m sure down your way the male blackbirds insist on the lightest of females Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I always assumed she was made of that shitty ‘soya meat’ that the sadistic witches at the school canteen used to ladle up. Just before they gave us a bowl of warm ambrosia rice with a blob of jam in the middle. (Stir it in and make it go pink) For years I thought she was the one with the false leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 58 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: I’m sure down your way the male blackbirds insist on the lightest of females I’ve seen a black and white mottled one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 37 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: For years I thought she was the one with the false leg. What do you call a dog with wings? Linda McCartney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’ve seen a black and white mottled one. That might be a ring ouzel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 7 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: That might be a ring ouzel No. I looked it up too. Blackbirds can be partly albino and have black and white feathers. They’re not common but not that rare either. 1 in a hundred or something. They’re speckled all over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. I looked it up too. Blackbirds can be partly albino and have black and white feathers. They’re not common but not that rare either. 1 in a hundred or something. They’re speckled all over. What feathered garden visitor gets flids all excited? lol LOL etc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 2 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: What feathered garden visitor gets flids all excited? lol LOL etc. Spackdaw 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 41 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: No. I looked it up too. Blackbirds can be partly albino and have black and white feathers. They’re not common but not that rare either. 1 in a hundred or something. They’re speckled all over. 32 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Spackdaw They’re spackled all over. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: What do you call a dog with wings? Linda McCartney. Have you tried her sausages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 35 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: What feathered garden visitor gets flids all excited? lol LOL etc. That's a fucking pigeon. Bollocks to all this bird shit. Clean out the cage, dispose of the kilo sack of Trill and GET BACK TO NORMAL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 7 minutes ago, ZEV said: They’re spackled all over. Fuck off. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 6 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Fuck off. Good Evening @ape, have you been out flying your chopper .. are your cheeks russet coloured from the cold wind and rain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 17 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Fuck off. Amen (3 amens on Sunday) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 44 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Have you tried her sausages? I thought that was Esther Rantzen’s dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 37 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Fuck off. I thought that was quite good for him. I’ve never seen him do a Flidspack®️manoeuvre before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 I think peacocks should be banned .I find "cocks" offensive. It's so typical of the patriarchal society to name an obviously vain bird "cock " .He believes females only a conquest rather than an equal , a brightly colured misogynistic pig who would sell his soul for a handful of grain and a quick legover in a witherspoon toilet . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 4, 2023 Author Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 2 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: I think peacocks should be banned .I find "cocks" offensive. It's so typical of the patriarchal society to name an obviously vain bird "cock " .He believes females only a conquest rather than an equal , a brightly colured misogynistic pig who would sell his soul for a handful of grain and a quick legover in a witherspoon toilet . Remember the ‘Frog Chorus’ by Paul McCartney? ‘‘Bum-bum-bum. Bum-bum-bum.” The BBC homo agenda goes back a long way. They didn’t fucking ban that did they. They probably only banned Frankie Goes To Hollywood because they didn’t know they were benders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 51 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said: Good Evening @ape, have you been out flying your chopper .. are your cheeks russet coloured from the cold wind and rain? Change the fucking record, you repetitive and desperately unfunny old slag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted November 4, 2023 Report Share Posted November 4, 2023 28 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: I think peacocks should be banned .I find "cocks" offensive. It's so typical of the patriarchal society to name an obviously vain bird "cock " .He believes females only a conquest rather than an equal , a brightly colured misogynistic pig who would sell his soul for a handful of grain and a quick legover in a witherspoon toilet . Do they still have them at Hampton Court? I don't think they're fashionable anymore anyway. I had a pheasant land in the back yard, probably completely thrown off course during a shoot. It rested for awhile in the shed, then by the morning it had gone. Hope it was OK. I have never seen the point of killing anything with a gun, or for that matter any sort of hunting. Seems like legalised cruelty in this day and age. I pat £1.75 extra for free range bacon. You get that way as you get older. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 5, 2023 Report Share Posted November 5, 2023 9 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Change the fucking record, you repetitive and desperately unfunny old slag. But you are OK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.