camberwell gypsy Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68122714 I don't know what to think about this bollocks. Apparently, they climb a high building or structure jump off and at the last few seconds open their chute. Well this fucking idiot did this and........it didn't fucking open and he turns into a pavement pizza. Now whatever rows their boat, but what a about the poor cunts at ground level who witness some fuckwit who spreads himself across the terrain at maximum velocity, the poor cunts who have to scrape them up and pour them into buckets or the unfortunate fucker they land on. Now, I don't want to exit this life while some prick lands on me when I'm out strolling enjoying my cornetto. General Franco was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 I fucking hate extreme sports cunts .Always blond-ish , a mid Atlantic accent hero types with an entourage of followers who think them messiahs. I actually love it when one of them doesn't manage to cheat death, as long as an innocent bystander isn't taken out.Landed near me I would have gone through the cunts pockets and taken his watch . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: General Franco was a cunt. Generalissimo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68122714 I don't know what to think about this bollocks. Apparently, they climb a high building or structure jump off and at the last few seconds open their chute. Well this fucking idiot did this and........it didn't fucking open and he turns into a pavement pizza. Now whatever rows their boat, but what a about the poor cunts at ground level who witness some fuckwit who spreads himself across the terrain at maximum velocity, the poor cunts who have to scrape them up and pour them into buckets or the unfortunate fucker they land on. Now, I don't want to exit this life while some prick lands on me when I'm out strolling enjoying my cornetto. General Franco was a cunt. Google: ‘the poodle man’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 28 Author Report Share Posted January 28 30 minutes ago, Greg said: Generalissimo. Geronimo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Landed near me I would have gone through the cunts pockets and taken his watch . 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 28 Author Report Share Posted January 28 4 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: I fucking hate extreme sports cunts .Always blond-ish , a mid Atlantic accent hero types with an entourage of followers who think them messiahs. I actually love it when one of them doesn't manage to cheat death, as long as an innocent bystander isn't taken out.Landed near me I would have gone through the cunts pockets and taken his watch . A line from 'Hill Street Blues' comes to mind: "It takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Basil Posted January 28 Report Share Posted January 28 This should definitely be encouraged among the youth of today. Stamping the pavement with their carcass is literally all they're good for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 On 28/01/2024 at 23:21, Basil Brush said: This should definitely be encouraged among the youth of today. Stamping the pavement with their carcass is literally all they're good for. Huw Edwards believed the younger generation had something to offer .He spent 34k and kept the proctor and gamble disposable tissue share price extremely buoyant trying to identify it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 On 28/01/2024 at 21:31, Eric Cuntman said: 'the poodle man’ @Wolfie will do anything for attention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 21 minutes ago, and said: @Wolfie will do anything for attention. Look it up. It’s one of the most genuinely bizarre accidental deaths on record. A bloke was walking along a pavement when a poodle jumped from an umpteenth floor balcony. It drove his head into his chest cavity on impact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 40 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: It’s one of the most genuinely bizarre accidental deaths on record. See also: Aeschylus. The only death I can find involving a poodle at terminal (geddit?) velocity was an Argentinian woman in 1988. Two other deaths also resulted indirectly from that same incident. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: See also: Aeschylus. The only death I can find involving a poodle at terminal (geddit?) velocity was an Argentinian woman in 1988. Two other deaths also resulted indirectly from that same incident. I originally read the story in one of those books similar to ‘The Book Of Heroic Failures’ by Stephen Pile. It also told the story of a young Portuguese man who had suffered serious depression all his life and attempted suicide several times, and failed. He met some bird, fell in love and started feeling better. Then fell 200 feet from a bridge on honeymoon. Can’t remember the book title. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 On 28/01/2024 at 18:56, camberwell gypsy said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68122714 I don't know what to think about this bollocks. Apparently, they climb a high building or structure jump off and at the last few seconds open their chute. Well this fucking idiot did this and........it didn't fucking open and he turns into a pavement pizza. Now whatever rows their boat, but what a about the poor cunts at ground level who witness some fuckwit who spreads himself across the terrain at maximum velocity, the poor cunts who have to scrape them up and pour them into buckets or the unfortunate fucker they land on. Now, I don't want to exit this life while some prick lands on me when I'm out strolling enjoying my cornetto. General Franco was a cunt. 1) was the cunt wearing a GoPro 2) where can I obtain a copy of the video - I could do with a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 1 Report Share Posted February 1 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Look it up. It’s one of the most genuinely bizarre accidental deaths on record. A bloke was walking along a pavement when a poodle jumped from an umpteenth floor balcony. It drove his head into his chest cavity on impact. That's a howler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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