entitled little cunt Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 A recent report states the British countryside is racist .I live in a very nice posh little village and the place is absolutely heaving with blackbirds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 I've known some viciously segregationist badgers and I think ash trees are anti-semitic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 28 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: A recent report states the British countryside is racist .I live in a very nice posh little village and the place is absolutely heaving with blackbirds. Do they spitroast like Taylor Swift in her online videos? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 9 Author Report Share Posted February 9 4 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I've known some viciously segregationist badgers and I think ash trees are anti-semitic. Those fucking grey squirrels really are facist nazi bastards .The way they treat red squirrels is fucking appalling .The black squirrel council of great Britain has tried to bring peace between them to no avail .I think its about time grey squirrel celebrities , such as squirrel nutkin should be removed from the public arena . Reds and blacks are regularly mugged for acorns and left asking " is it 'cause I is red ". The protest group Black squirrel lives matter are set to march in wooded glades near you soon shouting their famous slogan " I can't breath but I know where I left that acorn last spring" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 9 Author Report Share Posted February 9 4 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I've known some viciously segregationist badgers and I think ash trees are anti-semitic. And who do those fucking barn owls think they are , flying around with those big eyes and overly white faces , if I've ever seen a racist it a fucking Tommy Robinson loving right wing extreamist Barn Owl .Twit twoo- ing cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 What about white admiral butterflies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 If bongo people aren’t interested in it… it’s racist. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: If bongo people aren’t interested in it… it’s racist. There's a lot of very strange people in the countryside. Most of it isn't real countryside. Intensive farming a lot of private land in small parcels veey little legal access. This phenomenon of the "Country Park" astounds me with the car park charges (they make sure to double yellow line every road in the neighbourhood) and the cameras clockng you as soon as you drive in. Cunts. What's fucking there? I've got more to look at in my back yard. Country Rip Off. Plus the fu king Farm Shoo, Pick Your Own and Cafeteria. Not worth the fucking trouble. As for fishing. Fuck me. You have to spend £22 or £32 on a Rod Licence and find out most places charge you to fish I've seen £15 a day in places. The places which are free are so fucking polluted and bunged up with weeds you can't cast a float and everything is dead anyway. Don't get me started about the Cunt Countryside. Please don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Now that fox hunting is banned, packs of hounds could chase down black people instead. I mean, they might be escaped slaves so best not to take any chances. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 11 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Those fucking grey squirrels really are facist nazi bastards Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Tufty! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 56 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: If bongo people aren’t interested in it… it’s racist. There aren't many black bikers either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 17 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: .I live in a very nice posh little village I wonder how the local people felt about having their village infested with "downsizing" suburban wankers and fucking Airbnb, while their children get a poxy fucking starter home built on a filled-in tip. We don't give a toss what colour the blow-ins are, we hate them anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: If bongo people aren’t interested in it… it’s racist. 2 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said: There aren't many black bikers either. At the last Winter Olympics Africa was represented by just six athletes from five countries, all in skiing events: Eritrea, Ghana, Madagascar, Morocco and Nigeria. The theory is that black people can't afford all that expensive winter sports equipment, and obviously when raiding Sports Direct during a riot bobsleighs are in short supply and a bit too heavy to carry anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said: There aren't many black bikers either. Well the problem is that at high speed, the wind gets under their top lip, and obscures their vision. @Eddie tried it, and at a ton, his face turned into a sink plunger. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammer of Cunts Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: At the last Winter Olympics Africa was represented by just six athletes from five countries, all in skiing events: Eritrea, Ghana, Madagascar, Morocco and Nigeria. The theory is that black people can't afford all that expensive winter sports equipment, and obviously when raiding Sports Direct during a riot bobsleighs are in short supply and a bit too heavy to carry anyway. I I don't think that the athletes themselves have to pay for the kit. I should Imagine that Lewis Hamilton gets a free car and Usain Bolt is snowed under with complimentary running shoes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 9 Author Report Share Posted February 9 4 hours ago, Hammer of Cunts said: I wonder how the local people felt about having their village infested with "downsizing" suburban wankers and fucking Airbnb, while their children get a poxy fucking starter home built on a filled-in tip. We don't give a toss what colour the blow-ins are, we hate them anyway. I can't deny it , I am the roughest toe rag in the place .They're not a particularly friendly bunch but neither am I so it works out quite well really . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 9 Author Report Share Posted February 9 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Tufty! That's the cutest little furry Nazi I ever did see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 9 Author Report Share Posted February 9 11 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: What about white admiral butterflies? They're the white supremacists of the insect world . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 9 Author Report Share Posted February 9 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: If bongo people aren’t interested in it… it’s racist. Terrible drivers . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 9 Author Report Share Posted February 9 3 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said: They're the white supremacists of the insect world . I saw a grey Heron today.They obviously think they're the master race .Standing there all still like a statue , they really think they're something special.If I was a black person I'd feel fucking annoyed about it .And blue tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Just now, entitled little cunt said: I saw a grey Heron today.They obviously think they're the master race .Standing there all still like a statue , they really think they're something special.If I was a black person I'd feel fucking annoyed about it .And blue tits. Coal Tits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted February 9 Author Report Share Posted February 9 Just now, Penny Farthing said: Coal Tits Marsh warblers , fucking little right wing extremist bastards they are . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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