and Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 So, I'm getting my usual shopping at Aldi, obviously because I'm a fuckin' cheapskate, and I live in a basement bedsit in Barnet (what can a poor boy do?) Printed on the front of the Harvest Morn CRISP Cereal packet (Strawberry flavour, in case you're interested)it clearly states '16 Servings'! I get about six servings, if I'm lucky. There is no fuckin' way you can get sixteen servings, unless they're thimble sized. Do you really expect me to starve? It's fuckin' outrageous, they should be prosecuted under the Trades Description Act 1968. Third Reich supermarket cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 58 minutes ago, and said: So, I'm getting my usual shopping at Aldi, obviously because I'm a fuckin' cheapskate, and I live in a basement bedsit in Barnet (what can a poor boy do?) Printed on the front of the Harvest Morn CRISP Cereal packet (Strawberry flavour, in case you're interested)it clearly states '16 Servings'! I get about six servings, if I'm lucky. There is no fuckin' way you can get sixteen servings, unless they're thimble sized. Do you really expect me to starve? It's fuckin' outrageous, they should be prosecuted under the Trades Description Act 1968. Third Reich supermarket cunts. I hate the presumptive way that they assume how much people eat anyway. And the word ‘servings’ is fucking insipid. I assume they avoid ‘portion’ because of its school playground connotations of ‘one up the cunt’. But you are absolutely right. Even a medium sized bag of crisps (50g) will tell you that you’re supposed to “share” it and divide it into two. 50 grams… less than 2 ounces of potato. Fucking hippie queer cunts. And Uncle Ben’s is shit now as well so they can fuck off wherever they sent that poor old black man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 25 Author Report Share Posted April 25 On 25/04/2024 at 14:30, Eric Cuntman said: And Uncle Ben’s is shit now as well so they can fuck off wherever they sent that poor old black man. The thing is, it's only fuckin' rice (unless it's that shite with bits of this and that in, to make it seem more cosmopolitan to the cunts who read the Guardian culinary pages) You could probably buy a fuckin' sack-full of rice for the price you pay for a packet of Uncle Ben's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 4 hours ago, and said: So, I'm getting my usual shopping at Aldi, obviously because I'm a fuckin' cheapskate, and I live in a basement bedsit in Barnet (what can a poor boy do?) Printed on the front of the Harvest Morn CRISP Cereal packet (Strawberry flavour, in case you're interested)it clearly states '16 Servings'! I get about six servings, if I'm lucky. There is no fuckin' way you can get sixteen servings, unless they're thimble sized. Do you really expect me to starve? It's fuckin' outrageous, they should be prosecuted under the Trades Description Act 1968. Third Reich supermarket cunts. You're a cereal/serial moaning cunt with a food allowance smaller than Frank's cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 25 Author Report Share Posted April 25 11 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You're a cereal/serial moaning cunt with a food allowance smaller than Frank's cock. On the home page it says 'The place to name the Cunts of the World!!!', that's what I was doing. BTW, are you stalking me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 20 minutes ago, and said: On the home page it says 'The place to name the Cunts of the World!!!', that's what I was doing. BTW, are you stalking me? Course he is, he's a cereal killer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 6 hours ago, and said: thimble sized. Decimus' cock? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 25 Report Share Posted April 25 Serves 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 26 Author Report Share Posted April 26 18 hours ago, Penny Farthing said: Serves 2 That's similar, but not really what I was getting at. Aldi do a very nice Macaroni Cheese that says 'Serves 2', when the girlfriend isn't staying the night, I cut it in half, thereby getting two meals out of it (what can a poor boy do?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 16 hours ago, and said: That's similar, but not really what I was getting at. Aldi do a very nice Macaroni Cheese that says 'Serves 2', when the girlfriend isn't staying the night, I cut it in half, thereby getting two meals out of it (what can a poor boy do?) Any woman worth her salt after opening your fridge and seeing Aldi Macaroni cheese should quite rightly call you a dirty cunt and then walk out never to seen again.You should be fucking ashamed of yourself . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 27 Author Report Share Posted April 27 14 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: Any woman worth her salt after opening your fridge and seeing Aldi Macaroni cheese should quite rightly call you a dirty cunt and then walk out never to seen again.You should be fucking ashamed of yourself . Any woman worth her salt would realise I'm in need of a decent meal, and set to making a feast worth savouring. That's what they were put on this fuckin' planet for! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
entitled little cunt Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 1 hour ago, and said: Any woman worth her salt, would realise I'm in need of a decent meal, and set to making a feast worth savouring. That's what they were put on this fuckin' planet for! You fucking dinosaur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 27 Author Report Share Posted April 27 3 hours ago, entitled little cunt said: You fucking dinosaur. Oh, come on, the only men who can cook properly are fuckin' benders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 On 25/04/2024 at 18:37, and said: On the home page it says 'The place to name the Cunts of the World!!!', that's what I was doing. BTW, are you stalking me? 👀 course not... promise.... 👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 3 minutes ago, and said: Oh, come on, the only men who can cook properly are fuckin' benders. Keef Floyd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 5 hours ago, and said: Any woman worth her salt would realise I'm in need of a decent meal, and set to making a feast worth savouring. That's what they were put on this fuckin' planet for! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 27 Report Share Posted April 27 21 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I don’t really fancy it with those strips of sellotape holding the letters in place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted Monday at 14:26 Author Report Share Posted Monday at 14:26 On 27/04/2024 at 21:41, Eric Cuntman said: I don’t really fancy it with those strips of sellotape holding the letters in place. Strips of Sellotape never caused a problem for Neil...😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted Monday at 18:52 Report Share Posted Monday at 18:52 On 25/04/2024 at 13:26, and said: So, I'm getting my usual shopping at Aldi, obviously because I'm a fuckin' cheapskate, and I live in a basement bedsit in Barnet (what can a poor boy do?) Printed on the front of the Harvest Morn CRISP Cereal packet (Strawberry flavour, in case you're interested)it clearly states '16 Servings'! I get about six servings, if I'm lucky. There is no fuckin' way you can get sixteen servings, unless they're thimble sized. Do you really expect me to starve? It's fuckin' outrageous, they should be prosecuted under the Trades Description Act 1968. Third Reich supermarket cunts. Chins up! You fucking obese cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted Monday at 18:56 Report Share Posted Monday at 18:56 3 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Chins up! You fucking obese cunt. I like your Nelson Mandela avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted Monday at 18:56 Report Share Posted Monday at 18:56 On 25/04/2024 at 14:30, Eric Cuntman said: and Uncle Ben’s is shit now as well so they can fuck off wherever they sent that poor old black man. He got promoted to advertising Jus-Rol pastry......,because you can kneed that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted Monday at 19:00 Report Share Posted Monday at 19:00 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: I like your Nelson Mandela avatar. That's an old photo of Sir Leonard of Dudley, the only comedian that would beat Michael McIntyre into second place for the shittest comedian of all time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted Monday at 19:01 Report Share Posted Monday at 19:01 1 minute ago, Cunty BigBollox said: That's an old photo of Sir Leonard of Dudley, the only comedian that would beat Michael McIntyre into second place for the shittest comedian of all time. I know you thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted Monday at 19:05 Report Share Posted Monday at 19:05 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I know you thick cunt. What? That's it's the condescending black cunt or that he's the world's shittest comedian? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted Monday at 19:07 Report Share Posted Monday at 19:07 Just now, Cunty BigBollox said: What? That's it's the condescending black cunt or that he's the world's shittest comedian? That it was Lenny Henry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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