Mike Hunt

Duh, we all know that's C4's signer 🙄

I trust he's as nice as I am

Is Haram where Grobetrotters fook offee?

www.reuters.com/world/europe/british-born-schoolgirl-who-joined-is-loses-appeal-over-citizenship-removal-2023-02-22/ Now bill the little cunt for spending our taxes on her defence lawyers and when she can't pay then stick her in a dinghy and halfway to Calais pull out the plug.

That's an alternator point of view.

You forgot the oompa-loompas. Can't have small black people playing bongos, it's offensive to the PC freaks who haven't decided why yet.

It's really difficult getting to grips with all those abbreviations. Could all so easily be simplified for normal people, while the others would all be instantly unified and forever end their childish squabbling by adopting a single letter F for freak.

Only problem with that is the LGBTXYZ and vegans are all Guardian-reading lefties and we all know that's also what 99% of journos are (and they sympathise with the whinging, rioting spades) and they control the media.

Digger, lol

Is there anything left in the woodpile?

Must be a cunt if she couldn't count to 18.

Jesus Christ, did anybody actually buy that.

Wooosh https://youtu.be/6rlo2lIreb8

Bloody hypocrites. The boring, meandering, tedious keyboard solo from the same band that gave us Tits (no chance of putting Wakeman in shade with that pile of crap) is even worse than the horrendously boring solo in The Doors' Light My Fire.

And he got to stick scented candles up his missus.

This deserves a reprise 👏👏👏

Could be difficult positioning him when his eyes are offside.

Now you know I'm a noob on here so I'd better explain that although you don't know me, I'm pretty broadminded when it comes to a bit of the old 'in and out' between a male and a female and strictly no poofery. However, my brain is straining to comprehend what kind of cunt would be turned on by a garter belt with a dead bat on it. Or maybe I'm in the minority here. https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/etsy-ebay-bats-sold

No, don't understand your banter at all 😁

Looks like she was already giving it to him.

😂👍

Not even a cyclonic blizzard would blow him.

A Day at the Faeces and Hot Gape.

More like Fatty Morequeery

Over 2,000 people killed, presumably by Satan, cos you wait, in a few days the effing media will be screaming "it's a miracle" when a baby is pulled out alive.