Hammer of Cunts

Are you sure about that? He was a keen left-footer and their version of the sky-fairy disapproves.

Jim'll Fiddle It

The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.

Are you Monica Lewinsky?

That's a really small dog, she'd have to hang on to its tail or she'd never see it again.

That sounds disturbingly like Prof B.

I think they have plastic cutlery in case the silverware gets nicked.

You need to stand at a distance off to appreciate them properly.

W**king from home.

Offa ly good You're not the only one.

... or a Staffie, a breeed that the Kennel Club recommends as a suitable family pet[ they were often used to guard children. That said, no-one with any sense would leave a dog alone with a small child.

Are you taking industrial action? "The first days were the most difficult. We had to learn how to work with bombings and strikes."

I may not have KB's sensitivity to racial purity but those coppers don't look any blacker than Meghan Markle.

No, he wasn't a wannabe gangster or a pretend hard man with a gun fetish. He worked with Vidal Sassoon, designing his early shops, He's quite noticeable in photos of '60s London, being black. H

He wasn't the most successful of criminals either, he spent nearly all his adult life in prison. I used to know someone who knew the Krays, he reckoned that no-one took them seriously, but put up with them as scapegoats.

You have her bags packed, ready for her in the morning. At least that's what I did.

At least the Ukes will be going home in a few months; a hippy is for life.

Sorry to mention the war, but It occurred to me that this open invitation to assorted refugees is a very nice, liberal and open-handed gesture, very middle-class. "Huge" numbers of people (145,000) are reported to have signed up in 48 hours, showing how eager the country is to do its bit. It only takes five minutes to sell a quarter of a million Glastonbury tickets, so not that enthusiastic really.

Obviously, I don't want to derail the thread or interrupt any serious pontifiation, but can I just point out, on a related topic, out that clothes-pegs are right cunts? Every spring, I wash my sheets and underpants, only to find that the fucking pegs snap like fucking carrots. Biodegradability has its uses, but not in something that has to withstand the elements.

Much better than a laundry bag, not so floppy.

Yeah, and if you put them in the basket with the washing, they'll shit on it. Little cunts.

Some of them have one side curved inwards to make it easier for women to carry them. Very ergonomic. Like babies.

What are you doing here then? Fuck off.

Not according to your link. You need King Billy's fact-hecking service.