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The youngest person convicted of terrorism in Britain - who plotted to murder police officers in Australia on Anzac Day aged 14 - can be freed from jail, the Parole Board has ruled.The 20-year-old, from Blackburn, who can only be identified as RXG, sent encrypted messages to an Australian jihadist to launch attacks in 2015.He was jailed for life that year after admitting inciting terrorism overseas. But the Parole Board now says it is "satisfied" he is suitable for release. They obviously decided as the phsycopathic cunt spent the last 5 years learning crocheting , perfecting his ballroom dancing moves and reading up on Jane Austen he's now fit to join normal society.

The deranged cunts brood of cunt kids will have already formed queue in preparation for 2024 . My money is on the pug faced, my shit don't stink bimbo, as soon as she's rinsed poppas knob cheese from her gob.

Somewhere a media arsewipe will at this moment be tasked with digging some/any dirt on Captain Tom , Rashford , NHS employee or any other of their flavour of the month 'heroes'

All those sovereign states taking control over their own borders .. the cheeky fuckers. How very dare they. Who do they think they are .. Nigel fucking Farage ?

A quick swig of Domestos and a UV lamp up the shitter cures all modern ailments said someone , somewhere.

Hair dryers and visi vests .. his years must have Christmas gift ideas chart toppers

For services to smarmy sanctimonious arse licking I'll raise you Nicholas - 'live from Buckingham Place' - Witchell

Jumpers for goalposts ... mmm

We had an Engineering Materials Science and Metallurgy tutor at UMIST who never had the slightest problem equating the potential catastrophic long term effect of martensitic crystalline degradation with the Thatcher bitches disappointment on missing out on a noshing session with Reagan and having to make do with one up the shitter from Cecil Parkinson. All of which delivered in a non political sense of course but has shaped much of my world view ever since.

The cheeky cunt who decided they could use Link Wrays Rumble riff for a frigging insurance ad . Boils my piss every time.

A gash like the Sainsburys deli counter pastrami slices tray .. but stinks far worse

Basically the types would eagerly tune in to the proposed "Watch slebs having a shit"

mmm .. marvellous .. jumpers for goalposts

Civil war or Armageddon .. make no difference to them. It's simply a case of " there you go muthafucker .. I've made my point .. so suck it up"

... and the dicksplashes who ponce around in the Nissan or Izuzu pickup thinking they look like some jack the lad geezer when the Tesco weekly shop or Argos trampoline are the most edgy thing ever carried on that deck and the nearest it'll ever get to a grain of sand is Lytham foreshore.

Will he be getting his swingometer out and will Ant and Dec be involved ?

Musical Theatre .. what a load of wank .. but special mention to any and all the plagiarised shite by the Lloyd Webber twat .. there can 't be a single solitary composer living or dead that hasn't had his or her tunes lifted by the cunt to be given a good stir to be then presented as his latest masterpiece. Not to say many other usual suspects aren't guilty of the same but this fucker has turned it into an art form [pun intended]

But who is going to do the manicures for brickies,oil-rig workers , dustmen or all those southern jessies ?

When one such "tragedy " - lol - occurred locally , a plod mate tells of having to resist the urge to include in the incident report that never before had the deceased victims arse been in such close proximity to his face.

Balloons and "tributes" .. at the spot where some half wit boy racer cunt - " he were a lovely lad e' was" - had a fatal coming together with a perfectly good tree or garden wall

I'm a bit concerned at Mrs Kurtz's "ooh .. mmm " reaction Peter Patel !

Jessica Rhianna Mogg looks like a right goer

But Vera was responsible for millions more wank soiled and spunk crusty WD issue Y fronts than the screeching old bat from Rochdale.

There's insults and there's insults, but fucking hell CBB show some humanity ffs .. scouse ! ..the lad' s Wythenshawe born and bred