Stubby Pecker

British nationals my fucking arse. If this government had any balls or brains it would take this opportunity to rid our shores of these bone domed, half chat, skeleton headed looking cunts for good. Leave the wankers out there to sort out their beloved homelands

The only thing that would get your pathetic geek maggot twitching is surely the little chinky lad Si who looks about 16. You could have a yellow skinned threesome, if you remember to get Ming out the deep freeze in time lol lol fuck off

Ant & Dec, McIntyre and their like are true cunts, but this slab of lard is the next level. At least the aforementioned are mostly harmless and don’t genuinely believe they’re anything special unlike the nasty and self important, gelatinous blob that’s Corden. I’d like to see him have a 10 foot stake shoved us his arse and then be slowly, and aptly, hog roasted. All the shitcunt celebs he’s had cringeworthy interviews with should then be forced, at gun point, to tuck into a corden pulled pork feast.

Poor old Dr Doggy Dirt, his fleeting tenure as the site’s favourite punch bag is coming to an end. What with punkapes inauspicious return and franks continuing limp dick performances, there are far more interesting targets. Let’s leave @andto his puppy buggering pastimes and hope either the RSPCA or a scat related disease catch up with him. lol lol

Don’t you think you’re taking this a bit too far Mr Shit?

A hulking back man with a pretty little white girl. Just like every other advert you see.

🎵 If you feel a dose of spunk running out your bloody arse, you know punkapes been round you way, ay, ay 🎵 lol

You don’t need subs, or indeed any kind of military beyond the weekend warriors you’ve currently got, because your government has an agreement with ours on such matters, you stupid fucking cunt. The Isle of Man militia could invade an conquer spud land in a long weekend and I’ll guaranty your EU mates wouldn’t lift a finger. lol lol fuck off

I’ve got Franks wig After years of his taunting I finally offered him up for a straightener. Needless to say, I put him on his bony arse with one blow and took his ridiculous man wig as a prize. Beating up an 8 stone, AIDS riddled poof. Not my finest moment

Whilst Neil has to wait till they’re dunk before he can bundle them into the rascal for a Norfucking good rape followed by a one way trip under the slabs, all you need is a tin of pedigree chum lol lol lol fuck off

If only it were true. I’ve got more hair on my ballbags than my bonce!

Its Laager you daft cunt

Can you imagine the scenario when the cops finally pull over the “luv mobile/rape wagon” for a minor offense? ”good evening sir, can you explain why your rascal has blacked out windows, a massive padlock and is rocking gently to the sound of muffled screams?”

I’d only allow you into my eco treehouse when the bins needed emptying Dont dis the newts

Withers and his mates will already be trying to offload their underwater bathtubs to some poor unsuspecting cunts. Brit hating ones I’ll bet. Trouble is, the Irish are skint and down to their last spud and even the frogs can’t be cuntish enough to flog them to the Rushkies. However, this moral dilemma didn’t stop them (and the Spanish, Wops and Portuguese) trying to sell every last Exocet missile to those Argie cunts in 82…. Fuck the frogs and fuck off @Witheredscrote

Panzy, you and I were making real progress. Have a word with yourself

Has the pig shit thick cunt got himself banned again yet?

48 hours on, how would you assess how this nomination is going?

The Man Who Arse Raped Liberty Valence Bum Fight at the All Gay Corral

Mrs Pecker has has some classic run ins with the malevolent she devil that loafs at our GPs. I think the pre requisite for this job is a total lack of human empathy, a snide attitude to the general public and borderline fascism. "bone idle cunts", "wheezing bags of thrombosed blubber", "fucking chattering flesh golems" you nailed it killa

Reported for being a thick and annoying cunt. Stick to your usual one trick pony routine of playing the Brit hating, hard done by, but still smiling, paddy simpleton. Fucking sort yourself out Panzy

Fuck off

Highly unlikely. The fat yellow tie wearing cunt must be dead from all the booze and class A it shovelled/hoovered into its gob/nose Besides, he's too fucking thick to come back using the new ID and would surely revel in a glorious return. Move on brother, I have.

Indeed 2 them held him down for me