Hokey Gingers

Biden is an empty suit. Middle East boiling up nicely with no rebukes from the WH, China emboldened grabbing more territory in S. China Sea & threatening "economic carnage" in Australia, welfare cheques in US so good they make employment unattractive..it`s a shit show and he`s only been in a few months. Still, he doesn`t say nasty stuff about people or act the cunt.

As i live in a rather backward area the locals have believed in "charms" and have passed them down through the generations. I`ve no idea if it`s a coincidence or psychosomatic but they certainly do seem to be effective There`s charms for warts, bleeding, psoriasis and even some pretty serious conditions like touting to the five o. I guess that`s where the old saying comes from...

Poor old frank, if he gives her the flick the last thing he`ll hear as he sinks into his proton will be a click. That said, looking at that face for any extended period you`d probably drive off beachy head if you thought the proton would make it...

Meanwhile....up in the Maiden City, you really have to be a cunt of "Trumpian" proportions to fuck off a fawning voter base to the extent this fucker has. Martina Anderson , convicted ira bomber, lifer and wicked witch of the west impersonator is being asked to "stand aside" from her roll as a Sinn fein MLA . Turns out she`s an unlikable bastard which, bearing in mind who she represented is hardly surprising, but even they couldn`t stomach her. That has to be some kind of awful. Hopefully she`ll disappear into a woodchipper in a freak accident caught on video and posted on BestGore for posterity.

How much was a hand gallop back then?

Another left footer confirmed Billy...

Yes.

Well..." They`ll always hit you and hurt you, defend and attack, there`s only one way to beat them, get round the back.." On a serious note Lex, just confirm.. was she white??

I`m well aware he cant rap worth a damn and he likes his Mars Bars dipped in other melted Mars Bars with a Mars Bar garnish but on this topic ( he likes them too ) he`s bang on..

" Alex, Thierry is here for the interview...

This is the actual image of Dappy, short for Costadinos Contostavlos. Surely "Costa" was the obvious choice for a nickname or "Cont" but obviously didn`t occur to his numbskull peers. He moistened many a pantie back in the day with his cheeky sideways cap and toothy foreign grin. I wet my boxers too at the sight of him hopping around like a tattooed Jar Jar Binks as well as that hysterical tough guy persona. One word, fail.

I haven`t really spoken about this as it`s still quite painful and raw but the Vikings regularly violated our community. The bastards hadn`t the common decency to steal ( or shag ) our womenfolk hence the recent popularity in my area of Romanian brides ( markedly less body & facial hair and no gingers ) Also they have a waist which unless your Freddy fucking Krugger is the only way your getting your arm around a local lass. Anyway, i`m willing to let bygones be bygones for as long as Carlsberg supply us with beer, not that pilsner shite your currently hawking but the full fat stuff we all grew up on. It`s the only way we can turn the page and move on...

I hope old FO got the project finished...it`s just a shame he didn`t run over the Frank cunt. Asi es la vida..

It`s a sad day when a grossly unattractive obese man can`t convey his attraction for a member of the opposite sex by beaching himself on top of her and sticking his tongue in her ear. I`d call that the "first move" ffs....

Agreed W&D, weak and insipid indeed. Jinger isn`t though.

Panz old bean, there`s a fanciful, and i`m sure baseless, rumour currently circulating that you are prancing around Bogland with a cut out picture of Steven Gerrard stuck down the crack of your arse. Also, you`ve taken to wearing Royal Blue keks with "55" emblazoned across them when doing the milking. Can it be true?

Nonsense...don`t you think he`s bringing sexy back OC ??

In fairness it`s been a while since i was at a party but if any of these cunts appeared at mine they`d be out the fucking door pronto. The old poker players from back in the day had something about them, personality and an aura of showbiz celebrity before it was diluted down to where if you were on telly 5 minutes you were a "legend" . This new crop of charisma free millenials have zero, hiding behind scarfs and hoodies all the while fidgeting with chips and showing no emotion. Their partners must be a confused bunch, " Sweetie have you come yet?" " Why yes, twenty minutes ago, i`m just enjoying some late supper from the plate on the bedside table." Eating at the poker table is visually a fucking abomination. Get up, go for a walk, eat, have a smoke just don`t eat at the fucking poker table. Don`t let this put you off poker per se, there are some great videos of cash games on the the tube with lots of real legends and characters. Not these drones.

In fairness you can`t see her Adam`s apple...good job Burger King.

To be sure yous r ..😀

I`m afraid i can`t listen to Peter Hitchens for any longer than a few sentences. As he speaks an annoying whistle develops and the interview sounds less and less relevant and more like to a sheep dog trial. It`s definitely emanating from his mouth, i`m unsure if a well aimed Doctor Marten would cure it but i`m willing to try....

What an ungrateful bunch of bastards. You can see them doing the mental arithmetic as they remove the wrapping paper calculating what they spent on you, the outstanding difference and how many presents are left. What they don`t see is the twenty minute wait in the queue the thoughtful and discerning purchaser has made at Poundland or BM Bargains. Blister packs are covid proof and is it my fault Sony don`t shrink wrap Playstation 5`s ? Christ almighty your Grandfather got an orange for Christmas ffs. Accept it for what it is, it`s the thought that counts and cheers for that McCallan 30 year old Single Malt, you shouldn`t have. Seriously though you shouldn`t have...

I`m afraid these dark days are getting to me Edward, so to lighten the mood i`ve taken to screaming " It`s.........t i m e !" ala MMA`s fight announcer Bruce Buffer every time i go for a number 2. So far so good old friend..

I watched 30 Days of Night again recently and i must say it does give a very relatable view of Johnny Foreigner. "God ??.......no God."