Frank

I'm actively looking for confrontation whenever I'm in London. I'm desperate for a D Pencille self-defence scenario.

I don’t feel safe in my own manor, and, do you know what I mean? In my peripheral, whilst standing on the platform at Hampstead this afternoon, I clocked some shifty-looking spade eyeing up my Gore-Tex Arc’teryx. I stared him down but it could’ve gone either way.

I don’t know who or what Red Wing is. Sounds awful. What concerns me is your inability to put to bed some faux doc from half way around the world. He makes you look so small, every time!

I’m not doing too well decs. After posting that pic of little Bill behind the bar, I overheard some idiot tart ask the barman.. ‘will you stop that dog from barking, or do I have to leave?’ All the bile and shite that I’ve spewed over these pages through the years, came out in a single sentence, with spittle, into her thick black face. Blacks and dogs eh?..

https://ibb.co/7grHm0b

I missed the snotting. Definitely gobbing, the horrible gimp.

Superbe!

I miss my dog.

You know me better than I know myself. I’m sofa surfing in Finsbury Park.

He'll be back in Feb. You're on your own now, boyo.

A little harsh, Withers. Are my eyes deceiving me, or has the poor man disappeared from the members list?

I've managed to persuade the entire family to leave me the fuck alone this Christmas. I checked in at the Amangalla in Galle this morning and I'll tell you now, Decimus, you're all in for a treat. 🎥 https://www.aman.com/resorts/amangalla?utm_source=Google&utm_medium=Yext&y_source=1_MTU3MDc5NjMtNzE1LWxvY2F0aW9uLndlYnNpdGU%3D

Irish fucking whore.

It probably doesn’t mean much, and, but you’re the only one on here that keeps me coming back for more. Cheers!

I hadn’t noticed the Depp. This is all about Imelda. What a beautiful lady. You need to write outside of the box, you fucking idiot.

So extra.

I suggest you button it, right now. You're treading on thin ice and and I assure you there'll be no more DC if you carry on trolling. Tell us some stories about the kids, you fucking moron.

Suspended indefinitely. Lol, lol… LOL.

I was at the ABC in Basildon last night to see Ronnie O’s new doc ‘The Edge of Everything’. For someone like @Neil or @Ape™️, it’s absolutely brilliant!

Do you mean my ‘clutch’?

Move on from this boxing farce, wolfie, you macho fucking tool. Cycling is where it’s at. Check out my mate The Vegan Cyclist 🚴‍♀️.