Eric Cuntman

Before Frankie Boyle was neutered by the left wing media cabal.. "somebody asked me, 'why do you wear those glasses and that beard? You look like a paedophile.." "Well, it's not my fault kids are attracted to men with beards and glasses!" "Do you know why cases of child sexual abuse are increasing?.. Sexy kids, that's why."

I forgot about The Shining. Yeah, that was good too. Couldn't stand 2001, never even seen eyes wide shut but I know I'd hate it.

Not instigating violence. Protecting you lot from it, should it be employed by the opposition. Not everybody in private security is a knuckle dragging thug. a lot of them are also animal lovers. We generally see humans at their worst and appreciate animals the more for it.

I've not had much experience of them first hand, except for a couple of them I met donkeys years ago in Colchester. As far as i know, they were attached to the ANZAC branch of the SAS, training with Air Mobile running up to the second Middle East invasion. they weren't the type of cunts I'd have wanted to fuck with. One of them told me that the Maori had selectively bred soldiers for millennia, selecting the bloodlines for size, strength and aggression. That would explain Jake Heke. The bar fight scene in that film is, in my opinion, the best piece of choreographed violence in cinema. Have you seen the sequel, 'What becomes of the broken hearted'? Nowhere near as good as 'Once Were Warriors', but worth watching if you've got fuck all else to do.

What have John Lennon and Opal Fruits got in common? They both used to come in a yellow bag.

I don't pick on you.

"If a washed up old pug like me can do that to ya, what do ya think Harold's gonna do to ya? He'll hoyt ya, he'll hoyt ya poymanent!" Chicken chasing in the morning.

Is that a fruit machine in the corner? You fucking pikey.

You just bit the hand that's fed you once too often.

I'm on the side of Roops and the saboteurs. But the opposition have their own enforcers, and a group of middle class Tom & Jemima's aren't going to do much about it. £1200 will get you 4 gorrilas with pickaxe handles for the day. Don't whine about intimidation like schoolchildren, fucking fight back.

Steady on luv!

I know. I was the first to call him such. I'm glad you used quotation marks and didn't try and pass it off as your own.

Of course. We can start with Pilates, contemporary dance and machete fighting.

AAAARGGHHHHH! DIE FAGGOTS DIE! You're not natural. You are an aberration, a genetic fuck up. There is no such thing as gender fluidity, you are not special, you are 'born wrong' and your behaviour and habits are to be condemned, not accepted and validated. Let me repeat the most important point... YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL. You are a sick little pervert, a genetic mutation and probably have paedophilic tendencies. Fucking kill yourselves.

Cameron is a smug wanker. I reckon I could have him, Bojo and Theresa May in a fight. Can anyone beat that?

She's at the window, in a rocking chair. She doesn't like him fraternising with 'dirty girls'.

Rectum

I wonder if the police have responded this enthusiastically to the lockdown breaches taking place in every mosque across the UK. I'll stick my neck out and say probably not.

You can get them deep fried in Caledonia.

No select fire? I've never seen one in the metal, but I always considered it to be a slightly more sophisticated Sten or yank grease gun variant.

If you know nothing about the subject, keep quiet.

You alright Wall-e?

You must have nicked that MAT-49 off a dead frog then.

Beau Geste.

You can't fight aggressive intimidation with reasoned pacifism. Stick your hands in your pockets and hire your own muscle.