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Eric Cuntman

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  1. Quick, get the picture back on before elephant head comes out and starts singing...
  2. What is this entry-level rookie shit? you might as well have just called him a 'smelly poo pants'.
  3. Can you not see the bigger picture? My praising him, got your back up and started the feud between you. Therefore I was encouraging a newbie quarrel. Successfully it would appear. Now you little scamps get back to arguing.
  4. That's the best Timothy Dalton impression ever.
  5. The Pakistani team are odds on favourites again
  6. Imagine being gang-raped by the Roly-Polies...
  7. You would have wanked off Peter Sutcliffe while Jimmy Savile watched you being bummed by Frank Bruno. lol lol.
  8. I think you meant... Personchester United 1 Personchester City 1
  9. He listens. You don't seem to care.
  10. Your link brought me straight to this... cunt!
  11. You even managed to squeeze in 'cuntwad'. Are there any surviving examples of 'wad' posts? Well before my time but often still mentioned.
  12. You've got hold of some turbo or charlie haven't you?
  13. Where am dat wartymelon?
  14. I like the Downs Syndrome ones. They have superhuman strength and become aggressive when provoked. I'm surprised nobody's set up a league. They could replace Pitbull's and 'Rock'em Sock'em Robots'.
  15. Compared to Punkers usual choice of organic butt-plug, this gormless cunt probably fits into his colour chart just below Darth Sidius.
  16. I sometimes get a dose of the shits. It's now clear that this has been passed down genetically from Alfred The Great, who suffered terribly with IBS, brought on by the stress of dealing with the Danish. Some cunt owes me a lifetime supply of bacon.
  17. I would ask Gordon, but he probably won't remember.
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