Eric Cuntman

Rhinos will have nothing to chase. Not that it really matters now that those dirty little under endowed yellow bastards have virtually wiped them out.

Now he's got another one. 18.6

8 out of 10 twats. Universally Challenged Mastermong Cuntdown The Crapped-on Factor Who Wants To Be A Cunt? Ask The Cunts

Welcome to Zombieland.

And the honey monster has given them immunity from future legal recourse. So when everyone's dying from the side effects of an untested vaccine. They sit on their pile of money and laugh. The cunts responsible won't be getting it. There'll be a media circus with Boris, sleeve rolled up and doing a Churchillian grimace and V sign. But he knows it's untested, so what we see going into his arm will be saline.

Corbyn? He fucked Abbopotamus. The prosecution rests.

As Eddie says. Threads. Compulsive but disturbing. Keeps you thinking for weeks after you see it. Far better than 'The Day After', an American version with Steve Gutenberg and Jason Robards.

Uncanny!

People's poet, is it really you?

As an aficionado of guitarists, have you heard of 'Vic Flick'? an unassuming, polite man with the demeanour of a librarian. But has played on some of the biggest recordings of the 20th century. Jimmy Page credits him as the man who really taught him to play. Probably his most ubiquitous work was the twangy intro to the Bond films.

It relaxes the pandas. The furry suit isn't comfortable though.

Of course I don't have your address. I just made it up months ago to get under your skin. It seems to have worked. I'm not a doorman either. I work in endangered species conservation. I wank pandas.

I'll let that go.

Yep. Unit cost £1.45

I got a dartboard in Argos.

Life's a bitch and then you marry one.

Me neither.

I love that chemically compromised Mickjock.

I'm guessing that the more experienced and long serving loonies were given priority when it came to handing out Beijing Kalashnikovs. Any flintlock still being used would almost certainly be a 'cap and ball' conversion with a nipple brazed onto the touch hole and the priming pan discarded.

I wish they'd all 'challenge' their immunity to hydrogen cyanide.

Maidstone? Full of pikeys.

On a newt... about 6 millimetres.

@JohnnySaucePants?

Print the address here and now... I give my blessing in front of the entire membership. @Mrs Roops I would like it known that I have given Johnny full permission to post any personal information he may have regarding my address. The ball's in your court, Johnny.

Of course I have. I even used you and Punkape as examples of how fake wealth should be portrayed. This fucking half arsed amateur hasn't got a clue.