Eric Cuntman

Is he the black cunt out of 'Pacific Rim 2'? What a stupid fucking idea... 'Earths cities are under attack from big Godzilla cunts!' 'Shall we launch some jet fighters and kill the big Godzilla cunts with some missiles?' 'No. let's spend tens of billions building big robots to have punch ups with the big Godzilla cunts.' Fucking shite.

Who's on what naughty step? Why? I always miss this shit.

No. This was much earlier. It spoofed 'Fife Robertson' reporting on a flood. 1966. I just looked it up.

No I'm not. The BBC gnome service was a real thing. It was a satirical 45rpm flexi-disc given away either by the BBC or Private Eye magazine. I can't remember which.

Do you have the 'BBC Gnome Service' flexi-discs' from the 1970s?

That was the post that was.

There'll be no sheep-shagging around here Harold. Leave her alone you big love albatross.

Harold, are you officially mental? As in, certified by doctors with qualifications. Or just a gifted amateur?

Did this ginger postman have a black & white cat?

Is 'Sadly the conceited prick' any relation to 'Gladly the cross eyed bear'?

Oh dear. Big brack cock up the lectum for me!

Lapist

Collupt rittle bastards.

That's more like it. That beard didn't really suit Nana Mousskouri though.

When I joined it was a privilege to be called a 'sub-human scum cunt'. You new cunts don't know you're born. You lucky, lucky bastards. I remember when all this was just fields... and you could leave your front door open. People 'ad respect in them days.

Council estate Demis Roussos fucking shite.

'Biggles slaughters the uppity negroes'

"I'm not one to gossip... but.."

Cunts who prefix every sentence with the word 'obviously'. Also women.

Is that where frank sucked your cock?

At least Muslims, unlike northerners, have the sense to place a pillowcase over the freshly pulverised faces of their wives. Why don't you tell us which part of southern England that the Rotherham paedo ring was based in? Chips 'n' Gravy slurping, pig fucking northern imbecile.

Remember that video of the poor old sod? inebriated and getting emotional over some Sinatra shite on you tube, all the while, Frank egging him on to make an even bigger cunt of himself. At least he was spared the indignity of frank posting the bit where he starts crying and shits himself.

That one ran out of mileage before it departed. Try harder.

What about Dr David Kelly? Wakes up a few days before presenting a report that would have landed Blair and Bush in The Hague, 'accidentally' destroys the report, goes for a walk and 'accidentally' dies... what a bumbling klutz!

She was an actress filming a Lever Brother's advert for 'Ariel & Bounce'.