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Wolfie

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  1. Wolfie

    Adele

    Even for Pansy de Beast, some backdoors are simply unploughable.
  2. Wolfie

    Alan Pardew

    Your tenure as the most boring bastard on Cunt's Corner started well. Is this enough to permanently retire yourself from here?
  3. Wolfie

    Adele

    I see your point, but her big arse is inextricably linked to saying daft things.
  4. A coach trip? How exciting – if you're a retired, half-disabled, nappy-wearing geriatric who stinks of piss. I can see why this type of vacation suits you very well.
  5. Wolfie

    HR Human Resources

    Don't worry – several others, including me, unsurprisingly, have already recommended you on numerous occasions.
  6. Wolfie

    Adele

    She's doing well. She's definitely on a roll at the moment.
  7. Wolfie

    HR Human Resources

    While I hope the French tourist touts took advantage of your stupidity and proved a match for your rudeness, don't you think your time was better spent nominating yourself on the CC 'Thick As Fucking Pig Shit' thread?
  8. Wolfie

    Nazi erm Nazis

    I take everything the BBC deems 'newsworthy' or race-related these days with a pinch of salt. This, from a corrupt and manipulative shithouse whose Radio 4 presenter recently had trouble saying 'Muslims' when discussing the racially motivated Asian grooming gangs who are very clearly exploiting white females – so as not to offend Islamic Pakistani minorities. It's pathetic. The BBC can fuck clean off. People see through them. They're done.
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    Eddie Izzard

    So far as I can see, students from obscure and hidden away rural 'universities' are the only people who find this self-absorbed shitstain remotely funny. I'll wager the odds for a successful stint at The Labour Party aren't as short as those offered for accidental suicide via asphyxiwank.
  10. Wolfie

    HR Human Resources

    I hope the toilets are wheelchair-friendly, otherwise he'll be picking up his own shit with doggie bags.
  11. Wolfie

    Builders

    I wonder what the site's chief scaffolder, driveway-Tarmacker and cash odd-job man thinks. Pansy?
  12. Wolfie

    HR Human Resources

    Hilarious repeat bollocks from one of the site's knuckle-dragging blue collar inbreds. Idiot. Fuck off.
  13. Wolfie

    Bratz

    It must be gratifying to be the only person capable of winning an argument against yourself. Still, I hold no grudge and take no offence to Roops' comment, as she was clearly on the blob when she wrote it.
  14. Wolfie

    Whitelist Requests

    Are you in competition with the Indians for sub-editing contracts, Snowy?
  15. Wolfie

    Nazi liberals.

    Surely the role of diffusing the situation must be delegated to the current Shadow Home Secretary. I can't think of anyone better qualified to tackle racism issues.
  16. While she may look like a disgusting, wallowing, gobby hippopotamus with a face that could crack mirrors, I think she's rather good. What a tough job she's got – and precisely why she's got it.
  17. Wolfie

    Bratz

    ...says the site's only person who could start an argument in an empty room with a mirror.
  18. It must be Cheshire. His pinpoint-accurate golfing skills had to evolve from somewhere.
  19. Are you drunk, Pansy? It's just that it's generally difficult to make the distinction.
  20. Accepted gratuitously. Besides, I've wasted enough time beating you up.
  21. Wolfie

    Spunkless Wanking.

    Albert: can you do me a favour and annoy Fucknugget into a permanent departure? When you've done that, can you please retire yourself. Thanks.
  22. Many eons ago, when I was young and reckless with more money to spend, I bought a second-hand Elise. It was more trouble than it was fun. Every time I drove it, a new problem arose. Admittedly I thrashed the pants off it – but that's precisely what it was designed for. I sold the cunt after just 3-4 months, and I cried tears of happiness the day I watched its new owner disappear from the end of my road. The quality of newer Lotuses has undoubtedly improved, but I swore I'd never buy another, which is just as well because I can't afford one.
  23. Wolfie

    Eh?

    What could be more 'normal' than walking around in Arctic conditions for several hours, repeatedly hitting a little white ball into a hole in the ground? I trust your top-of-the-range Range Rover's heated seats did their job – not that your backside would've been cold with Adebamgbe on caddy duty.
  24. Wolfie

    Bratz

    Ah, I predicted you'd try and get the last word, and you didn't disappoint. I suspect you'll do the same again. Have you a reputation among your large circle of friends as being so much fun?
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