Wolfie

Just now, Frank said:

Thank you, I'll bear that in mind. To be brutally honest, visiting an alpaca fist-fucking, insecure suburbanite, is not currently on my list of priorities. 

Is this all you've got to challenge me, a barrel-scraping alpaca pun, which echoes something Pen would conjure up? Actually, I'm not surprised. You useless piece of uncreative shit. Stand down before I humiliate you.

1 hour ago, Frank said:

Proper culled my likes several years ago after some bullshit over his late-night adultery. From memory it was around 85 - 90%. Despite my hatred of all of you, it's still over 50%.

Lady P aside, I won't engage with anyone on here who's currently showing a ratio of under 50%. As far as eye-baller's are concerned, there's a few people I'd genuinely love to meet. You're not one of them. Until very recently, you were one of those easy targets. 

What a shame, especially as I was looking forward to meeting you, your hubby, and your lil' pooch. Unlike you, my hospitality door will always remain open.

So far as your embarrassing like-post ratio goes, since my tenure here I have seen nothing from you which impresses me. If I'm honest, I don't even think there's a sleeping giant waiting to be awoken. If you really want to be the best on here, PM me for the blueprint and I'll be more than happy to give you a few pointers.

6 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’m warming to the notion you’re female after all DC, given your increasing fondness for the unsolicited whinge. Half the world’s banging on at length about the Royals right now, if you’re blissfully unaware of that on Plague Island, you might very well wonder why. 

While I'm not entirely convinced 'half the world' is banging on about the Royals, I do agree the truth will out.

Do you think Wills might turn to his father for some valued extramarital advice?

41 minutes ago, Frank said:

I want you here because I desperately miss the easy targets of yesteryear. It’s that old feeling of winning a goldfish at Hampstead Fair. Welcome back, Raasters. 

In spite of your relative decline and appalling like-post correlation, you've still got your instincts. I'm impressed.

How about a nom, or haven't you got one in you any more?

I'm coming to London in April to hook up with an old university pal. Fancy meeting for an eye-baller? You can laugh at my shoes, and I can laugh at the size of your arms.

2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

You obviously have problems of one kind or another.What do you think is worthy of discussion on here ?. Seriously I'd like to know . What subject do you think would further debate and get more people visiting this site and taking part? .I just can't fathom why your bile is so stirred .If there's an opinion or a person  that you for some reason dont like , simply don't read their posts .If you feel the need to  respond do so and  state why you disagree so vehemently.Counter an opinion with your opinion .Just "Cunt" is too lacking in detail .You're the product of the world now.You shout and scream like a petulant child , you believe an opinion reflects a whole person ,  you hate and complain without actually thinking or questioning why .You're blinded by it .It's complete and total.Seriously it's really sad .As people mature they refrain from such childish antics but it seems with 15 to 45 year olds the behaviour is locked in for life .Listen Boy, Do yourself a favour and use what's bouncing around in that skull of yours more effectively. Your life will be happier and more prosperous. 

Have you considered saying something funny or playful, instead of coming across as a geriatric Down's East Ender submitting excerpts from an Open University degree in far-right politics for people with learning disabilities?

Despite your renowned political genius ELC, you do have a rather vacuous habit of not bothering to check whether the same or very similar noms have already been created. Idiot.

5 hours ago, Neil said:

At least the real game doesn't have to put up with this bollocks. I see the rug munchers are up in arms as players defend their right to have it off with other players. Let's hope the cunts implode and it disappears into oblivion. I know statistically theirs a few irons in the men's game but god help the turd burglar if he dares to mince out. Cunts

No fraulein schall be in ze relationschip mitt anozzer voman, nicht ever, ozzervise zey vill be schott! Seig Heil!!

Seriously Neil, how many porn films starring same sex muff-divers have you wanked off to in the past?

You really are a prize fucking tool @ChildeHarold. In part-keeping with the topic, please unmysteriously and permanently disappear.

Are you doing Red Nose Day this year @Cunty BigBollox? Lololol.

In 1986-87 (Williams), and more so in 1988-89 (McLaren), the dominance of one team really came about – the difference then being Mansell & Piquet, and thereafter Senna & Prost, were evenly matched, each becoming all-time greats and world champions in their careers, sharing manufacturer upgrades at the same time.

Not so with Red Bull, whose Dutch dominance last season was arguably the most boring ever, harking back to the procession that was Schumacher at Ferrari in the 90s and early noughties.

Why can't the FIA create more of a level playing field before the sport loses even more 'old time' fans? What might be a good way forward @Roadkill @Old Chap Raasclaat @Dyslexic cnut @King Billy @southerncunt? I can't believe one man – Adrian Newey – who helped create a similar one-driver bias with Vettel over Webber, can make this much of a difference to one sport. I know F1 is supposed to be the pinnacle of technology in which designers create templates for their road cars (Mercedes a good example), but the sport is getting beyond a joke.

52 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Hello there, Hokey, my name is Raas and I've been about here for a while now and not had the pleasure of meeting you. 

Do you do the Hokey Cokey?

 

@Hokey Gingers would most certainly be one of my favourite commenters – if I had a fondness for watching paint dry.

1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I clearly missed my calling. 

On 12/03/2024 at 14:12, Last Cunt Standing said:

Let you into a secret Killer, no one cares that much. Including me. If William is really getting pegged on the regular by some younger version of Princess Anne, then I’d say that’s pretty much what I’d expect for some Old Etonian wanker with more hang ups than directory enquires. My only interest here is the slight amusement I extract from watching the public slowly cotton on to the fact they are being taken for fools by people who are quite happily collecting the Civil list by the wheelbarrow load, while at the same time laughing from the back seat of the Bentley at the oiks linining up in the rain to watch them cut the ribbon on their dreadful new community centre. 

They’re laughing at you. 

Really?

52 minutes ago, Frank said:

If it wasn’t for H, and, and that entitled little fella, you’d be staring at an empty page. You’re thicker than KB and nobody wants you here. 

 

Rinse, repeat and rinse again, using the same, tiresome formula of insults from the site's no.1 shit-stirring old poof.

17 hours ago, King Billy said:

Voice of an angel….arsehole like the isle of Anglesey.

I put forward my candidacy to investigate this claim.

Each time I read one of your posts, it feels as though I'm looking at a cyber cock. 

And I'm fairly certain that if Pen uploaded a photo of her penis, the monopoly of shock, horror and awe would swing greatly in favour of the male genitalia.

It's over for you here, elc. You didn't cut the mustard - and I very much doubt you ever will, you bizarre, weird little old man. Be gone.

10 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Lots of pizza's I'd say .

Pizza's what? May I ask, what does the pizza own here? A few slabs of pepparoni? Perhaps some pineapple if it has a Hawaiian theme?

You thick fucking cunt. Of the approximate 3.8m Muslims in the UK, I'd be amazed if 3.7m can't communicate in English better than you.

Idiot.

9 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

No, I haven't but I assume that no-one claims that it's "art".

2 Girls One Cup is art, apparently.

I wonder if a young Ms Roops features somewhere? I'm not going to Google it, although Mr Shit is probably VERY familiar with its content and considers it soft porn. Speaking of which, I see it didn't take much of a lure from me for him to respond. I can't see what Fagin's scummy little sausage fingers have unleashed on his spunk-encrusted keyboard, although I'd be amazed if there isn't a mention of a poodle and Sooty somewhere. Predictable little kike cunt.

A topical and worthy subject which could have – should have – been a good'un, with plenty of mileage from a better intro. But as usual, it's just another idle Pen nom, typically unimaginative and cuntish, inserting a lazy mainstream news link alongside some succinct fucking gibberish in lieu of anything intelligent or interesting to say.

Stupid fucking rancid, piss-stinking, donkey-schlonged geriatric cunt.

1 hour ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

One of the most revolting films I have ever had to watch.

I take it you haven't seen 'Scat Leviathans 3', which I'd assume @and has in his DVD collection.

20 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

Islamophobia , yep I suffer from that big time .I live in london , I've seen the blood of their innocent victims , have you ? I have this odd irrational fear that some fanatical carpet kneeler cunt will .1) Behead people in the street 2) blow up children  and women indiscriminately 3) drive vans , cars and hgvs into crowds , especially at Christmas time 4) if you're gay and Muslim they'll want you dead  5) the one book that's read is violent and   condones   murder of the "infidel" ( basically anyone who disagrees with what they think ) and encourages sex with young no doubt underage girls , the 42 virgins and all that shit 6) should a person draw a cartoon of the  prophet they will be tortured  and shot .

I can go on and on .It's an irrational fear i know . I really don't know where it comes from  as Islam is such a peace loving,  tolerant cult .I obviously haven't reached your level of understanding and obvious  superior intelligence.When you've seen blood and a little bit of grey matter splattered about in the name of the great prophet maybe you'll get what I'm on about .Until then you can roam this world in complete ignorance .

 

All you've done is gone off again on some kike-borne rant about Islam and a Muslim minority, while managing to completely avoid tackling the point I raised with you, chiefly a very clear one about Islam's religious ideology and its relationship with the death penalty – a modus operandi which if legalised would further Islamicize the UK.

If you wish to involve yourself in a discussion with me, then discuss, instead of continually repeating yourself like a fucking teenager.  

20 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

Its sad when one of The Corner's more lucid commentators goes into full-blown bacofoil mode based on nothing in particular.

As I recall the Place PR machine made it quite clear that there would be no running commentary on the PoW's health and that no public engagements was expected 'til Easter.

As for Mother's Day image this was obviously not taken by a court or professional photographer as the focusing and white balance is off par.

I suspect the PoW's did the visual arranging (by all accounts she is an accomplished snapper) as the composition follows the "rule of thirds" and her husband took the capture with the camera's autofocus switched on.

As for not wearing a wedding ring - so fucking what? Plenty of wives divest jewellery, especially rings when at home - me included.

 

While few (including me) aren't surprised, you do love blowing your own trumpet, don't you? It wasn't a discussion about photography; merely an opinion about Kate allegedly choosing to not exhibit her wedding ring... and there you go again, off on one about composition and Rule of Thirds et al.

From what I have read, I opine your photographic skills to be very basic at best.

12 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

I’m honoured you’ve come out of apparent semi-retirement to interject here, even if the interjection is to stereotypically cling to whatever you’ve read in The Telegraph editorial that morning. I don’t know if PR features in your list of many skills, and by PR I mean Public Relations, not any dubiously-acquired erotic skills you might have with latex gloves (removing a wedding ring is preferable here).

The media machine at Kensington Palace has clearly made an utter balls of this whole narrative, and even a retarded toddler would appreciate releasing a ring-less picture against a background of weeks of fevered speculation might be unwise, even if she’d just popped the sparkler on the windowsill to do the washing up, as all domestic goddesses might.  

However, true to form, the debate has now moved on, with the news that renowned Bacofoil-wearers the Associated Press have spiked the image on the basis it has been manipulated at source. I wonder how your formidable brain will deal with this inconvenient truth? I mean, it couldn’t possibly be the case that you’re being lied to, could it?

Lucid enough for you, sweetheart?

As the site's self-appointed Royal Correspondent (and I'm in no way implying you're ginger), is Nicholas Witchell in danger of being replaced by you, which carries with it a clandestine return to the UK?

On 09/03/2024 at 05:51, entitled little cunt said:

Make it public, give people  something to do on Sunday rather than argue with a 16 year old shop assistant in pc World. The local economies around the gallows would benefit , coffee shops , restaurants and take away food outlets would do a roaring trade. Let's make Britain great again , hang out to help out .

With exception of half the US, the death penalty remains popular among all Third World shitholes, as well as more recently 'developed' economic lynchpins and dictatorships such as China and throughout the Middle East (despite incredible social inequality within each). 

It appears lost on you (given your obvious Islamophobia – probably because you're a kike) that every single Islamic country in the world embraces capital punishment, from having limbs cut off in public to firing squad, stoning and hanging.

So why not make the UK even more Islamized, making Muslim communities feel even more at home by introducing all forms of public execution I've mentioned above? Is this what you want?

There's an obvious hypocrisy in your pro-death penalty, anti-Islam argument.

It appears I'll be going against the mill of public opinon, as well as the first three dickhead commenters on this thread, but I'll never support the death penalty, no matter what the crime. To me, it's akin to taking a step backwards into the medieval era. We (most) have evolved as a species and it really does seem counter-productive.

In the US, approximately half (27 states) have the death penalty – with no evidence that it actually works by reducing crime or types of crime. Take some of the UK's most renowned killers, for example: Ian Brady, Harold Shipman and Ian Huntley. The first begged time and again for his life to be ended, such was his deep hatred of life incarceration, which put him behind bars for 51 years. The second couldn't bear the thought of this, so he hung himself. The third has tried to commit suicide on numerous occasions, and by all accounts is now 'unrecognisable' after grisly prison attacks as a child-killer target.

So, perhaps the thought of living the rest of their miserable lives among violent prisoners is a more loathsome prospect for these cunts, which ultimately may serve as a more effective deterrent, rather than taking the easy way out via death by injection or electrocution.

That said, I would happily napalm 99% of the Chinese: not only would this promote a better life for most animals in China, it would help reduce world pollution levels considerably while not putting taxpayers at unnecessary expense. And notice I said 'napalm' and not 'nuke', in the knowledge my chosen method of termination will cause the most painful, intense suffering possible.   

2 hours ago, Roadkill said:

Horner sent flirty texts to some bint on the payroll because Baby Spice is quickly becoming Pensioner Spice.

He got shot down and she refused to delete the messages despite him pathetically begging her to do so the moment he figured out he'd been trapped.

RB did an internal investigation and found Horner not guilty, fired the bint, but Jos Verstappen hasn't beaten or run his wife over with a car for years so he's reacting in his usual way towards a vulnerable and distracted target and demanding Horner's blood for the good of "the team".

I can't say I blame Christian Horny for wishing to put his cock elsewhere. With all that hot fanny in and around the paddock, it's a mystery why he chose to be with Ginger Spice, whose attention-seeking nature and media history was always going to attract scrutiny from ruthless British tabloids. It may be a little cruel to opine, but I'm hoping the furor will cause a rift within the team, giving RB's nearest competitor hope they might win just one race this reason.