Penny Farthing

This gentleman fibbed his way into a number of highly paid jobs in the NHS .. doubtless there are a few more like him in various management roles. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-62591282

Do you remember when catwoman claimed that her granddad was a concentration camp guard?

At least ITV News is immune to this woke nonsense in their feature about A level students results.

Enough of this shit, Where is Bender .. I want to show him a picture of a teddy bear with one eye and an arm and leg missing.

There were dolls with bandages on and doll babies that pissed the bed 60 years ago.

I would think of you or Neil and of Wolfie sucking a big one .. is that why you are fixated with Ape's chopper?

Go back and reread what you wrote you fucking simpleton there have been themed toys for at least 150 years, every doll is themed in some way. Doctors, Nurses, airline pilots, cowboys, injuns, action man, little dancing puppets, thunderbirds .. did you have no toys .. is that why you are a fuckwit?

You are more woke than the woke cunts peanut brain.

Are you an amputee?

I have long been of the opinion that the USA acts totally out of what it perceives as its own best interests and that when for example when the actual time comes where there is a critical shortage of oil or any other important source of energy it will a case of fuck everyone else regardless of whether they were friend or foe.

Are you a member of a Lunar Society?

It might be reading what SC said properly .. he used the word "we" which suggests that he did include the land of Oz in his prognosis .. most governments whether right or left are corrupt .. of course power and money and/or a combination of both corrupts far more easily. Have you actually ever met a "commie" or indeed do you know what a "commie" actually is?

Dog with rusty corners?

Hasn't it been said that around 50% of yanks have never been outside their home states?

I need to check whether I asked for your opinion .. love Lady P.

"berm".

Could you smash the moon with a big lump hammer?

You could cure lung cancer by smoking Craven A cigarettes.

A fast response Wiffles .. what are you hiding?

Perhaps in a couple of months .. he will be busy playing golf in Middlesex until then.

Perhaps there be a need for a Glasgow Fringe.

Let's talk Brexit.

What about sponsored posts on facebook and all the irrelevant trending crap on twitter?

The moon was there this morning .. I saw it through the bedroom window .. as long as it stays where it is I don't think that there is much need to worry.

Any odds on Salman Rushdie?