Cunty BigBollox

Aside from Guinness this is possibly Irelands biggest export. Pansyspacker must be well chuffed.

Jet washing isn't going to stop a leak and, I'm no expert on matters like this but I suspect it will make it worse, if it's a fuel line, not a problem. If it's the fuel tank, and you've got a hole in it, you're fucked. If this is the case, and just because it's you, I would strongly recommend you empty the tank until it's only about a quarter full then try and weld the hole with an oxy-acetylene torch. If you've got a 1980's style shell suit you might also feel more comfortable wearing this while welding.

I thought they would have Mr Potato Head

On the contrary, you fucking spasmo, Norwich will be getting fibre broadband in the imminent future. City Fibre will be commencing putting fibre optic cables to all Norwich City Council properties shortly so the resident dole merchants will be able to apply for all them jobs quicker, leaving them more time to do the important stuff like scoring some gear and getting stoned.

The Colston statue can be replaced with one of Tom Daley, then the locals can proceed to throw that one head first into the river too. Its what he would have wanted.

It's for her mental health so to make her feel a little bit more positive about herself I'm going to take one for the Corner and say that I would still jettison some of my man yoghurt up both holes. No need to thank me.

One that says 'inflate to 20 psi' and somebody's gone and put 65 psi in it. Yes, that one.

I've watched enough David Attenborough broadcasts to know that lions are not the least bit interested in food when they're copulating.

Toad-in-the-hole again?

I had thoughts along the same lines when David Tennant recently portrayed Dennis Nielsen and at the time of shooting Peter Sutcliffe was alive. If it's good enough for actors who like to poke shit with their cocks then it should be good enough for serial killers who've spent years perfecting their skills.

Is the Sam short for Samantha or Samuel. Asking on behalf of a stonemason because hopefully the cunt will die soon.

We've all fell into the trap of assuming a fucking mentally retarded spastic like ProfB has got the mental capacity to pass a driving test in the first place.

Being a former member of the army isn't the same as ex military, especially if they arrive tooled up with trumpets and tambourines

Fuck. I really hope they're not going to run some sort of tribute show. What a fucking carry on that will be.

To be honest I don't have a need for a Land Rover so I defintely wouldn't buy a bastard hybrid of one that some twat has 'designed' by changing the badge from Land Rover to Grenadier. It must be the moniker or something because this Sir Jim sounds just a big a cunt as the last one.

I'm intrigued. Is it just the top half or the bottom half they sell? or do you get a choice.

We seemed to manage alright after the economic expense of the 2nd world war without any assistance from a bunch of jumped up cunts who think they can tell us what to do.

The racist joke also works with Japaknees, who would have thought? I personally can't tell the difference between Japs, Chinks, Spooks or whatever they're called let alone see any difference in the structure or function of their knees.

Booooo!

Did you know Caister-on-sea was the first village in Norfolk to have a bypass. The bypass goes past a large waste recycling centre which the planners thought was an altogether more pleasing sight than Caister High Street.

Hello Frank. I would just like to let you know that I wouldn't bother waiting for the weekend to put you under my car. I'm sure most other posters on here would do exactly the same, except perhaps Prof B as she / he / it seems to have a soft spot for you.

I've never taken the knee to show support for Black Lives Matter and if my freedom of expression makes me racist, in the eyes of people like Dion Dublin, then they can fucking fuck right off before I start cutting eye holes in my pillow-case's.

Do you think there's a connection there?

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