Cunty BigBollox

What fucks me off is that they've axed the reality shows I enjoyed watching, The Jump and Splash, Mainly because there was a real chance of serious injury if they fucked up.

This is exactly what we want in Dover. Have you got one for sale, you fucking moron.

Yes. And I see you've used the Americanism especially for the shit stabbing homo.

Are you including Alison Hammond and Gemma Collins in your description of the Diwali effigy?

I want to see extinction rebellion mob protesting outside some of the houses that are already lit up like Blackpool with fucking Christmas lights already. I'm glad to hear the gay male escort business is still lucrative for you despite lockdown. Well done.

A close relation of yours then, one would assume. An identical twin perhaps?

Based on his writings on here, both probably.

He would still wank Sutcliffe off, mainly because he would be even stiffer now.

What?

He also regularly used the lorry park on Lower Clarence Road in Norwich and even sampled a couple of the prossies from this area. He didn't kill them though as he probably felt threatened by their large hands and Adam's Apple.

Who's Martin?, you two timing cunt.

Queens of the South. Punkers is their biggest fan.

You need to show a little respect young Padwan(ker), Oh, and I am quite happy with the size of my bollox, hence my moniker. People like you who do not respect authority have shown why England is now into it's 2nd lockdown so shut the fuck up and do as you're told little child.

All the little fucking cunt had to do was show a reasonable level of compliance. I hope the medical device in his arm fails and he dies painfully.

I wonder how many people were specifically applauding Lucy Letby and Beverley Allitt??

He might have still had his football boots on and those studs are very unforgiving on modern water based paints. Notwithstanding the fact that he probably lost control of bodily function during the process of hanging and therefore there is the added risk of skid marks....,on the fucking ROOF of the car!!!!

From this nomination one can only assume that the aforementioned eye injury may have actually been caused by an encounter with Cardinal Sin in the local public bogs.

I would imagine just you jumping on the cunt would cause his eyes to pop out, you fat cunt.

All we need is Covid to mutate with Sickle Cell and we have natural selection in all its glory.

Its common knowledge that this 'Black Friday' event is an excuse for the retailers to sell off all their old tat, effectively robbing the consumer through deception. Its no wonder they call it black. Fuck off.

Fucking Amazon cunts pay so little UK tax that their black day is Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday......in fact take your fucking pick.

Fucking excellent. 2020 is just starting to look up for me then.

Yes, like locking them in the basement for 5 years or pretending they've been kidnapped whilst holidaying in Portugal

It's a slice of lime you cretin, and it counts towards your 5 a day.

I'm just drinking Corona at the moment, and lots of it, to try and build antibodies apparently.