Cunty BigBollox

Probably demonstrating how to get the legs of a goose out of the front of your jack boots without ripping your helmet off.

I was waiting for a couple to ping off and hit Laura squarely in the face......... improving her looks significantly.

I'm actually surprised they haven't retitled it to BBC Sports Themality

A totally reasonable nomination, if the teachers were doing their job properly rather than just issuing hand-outs or putting videos on, Ofsted wouldn't have to go around identifying all the shit ('requires improvement') schools full of shit teachers.

He looks like a young Prince Andrew, read into that what you will.

I caught the first half of MasterChef tonight and they were in a restaurant in Denmark which specialised in using the crap bodyparts that even KFC would bin, you know shit like cows udder, pigs wind-pipe, tongue.....🤮. I was somewhat disappointed they didn't have any cocks or fannies though as I would imagine Sean Pertwee would deliver, "Tom has flambéed a pigs cock with some lambs piss flaps in a squid ink jus", quite expertly.

The connection being both of the cunts are costing the UK taxpayer a shit load of cash............and they fucking smell awful.

Where was the father?? Out looting, mugging, raping or heavily involved in some County Line deal, no doubt.

It doesn't say what colour the policeman was.....you know..., for context.

Better than that Marcus Smith fucking helium-weight specimen of skin and bones with a floppy hairdo.

It's funny but I always imagined that your mates would have names like Leroy, Delroy or Kunte-Kinte. Fuck off

That's grim. Do you want to buy a parrot? You know, just incase the antibiotics don't work and they have to revert to Plan B.

That's the point of the inquiry though, witnesses given the legal right of privilege against self incrimination in order to extract the truth.

Congratulations for either, the least popular nomination on Cunts Corner ever, or, being the least popular poster....ever. If I had to provide an opinion, I would say it was most definitely the latter.

Something that's used to playing with balls in pockets is bound to have an advantage on the snooker table.

@ChildeHaroldWhen I first saw the title of this nom. H, I thought it was going to be a niche subject about your decision to become a tranny, but I guess you're going stay a big fucking girl. GFY.

You what?? Has Jeremy Corbyn returned?

William Woollard. Awkward?? You cheeky fucking cunt

I've often wondered why it's called menopause and not womenopause?

No, I was thinking of taking a shit in my hands and clapping instead. I think it actually might be more entertaining. Thanks for the offer though.

If any man hugs me they'll get a kiss............................, a Glasgow one.

Animals usually come out of hibernation after winter. Where have you been??

This 'work' attitude clearly doesn't cross species. (Unless by work they mean getting knelt on. lol - fuck off)

If by moon you mean Frank's bare arse, I think he probably has.

That'll be up to her knees then, the saggy titted wench.