Cunty BigBollox

Once it's empty, obviously.

...and guns.

Yes, then rename it the Isle of Men and fuck off all the weak cunts.

I'm the same with numbers, my poor numeracy prevents me from listening to anything higher than Radio 2.

I think he's talking about picture books rather than words made up with letters and arranged in sentences, paragraphs and other such complex shit.

What does everyone think of Billy's TikTok video of Chris Whitty?

Bus wanker!

I saw Marilyn Manson at Milton Keynes Bowl, supporting Metallica, from memory, and I must say his music did sound like getting your ears syringed out with cold dog shite.

Bourbons. He can then pretend his tea is the Channel and the biscuit is someone who fell out of the dinghy.

Morning Withey from the Bloc. Have your dozy boffin scientists approved any vaccines yet or are you solely interested in disrupting supplies for others.

He loves them so much he even makes sure their arsehole is cleaned afterwards.............with his tongue.

Better start your trade deal with the Chinks for a load of white flags for your EU lot when Pansyspacker and his band of merry Micks go to war with you with their spud guns. Oh, my mistake, Brussels have already waved one.

On the contrary. The real madness is not even going to commence this year, Britains Got Talent has been cancelled. I'm beginning to quite like Covid and hope it stays around for a while now.

Great. I hope no one was rescued.

So the fucking dictatorship that is the EU are going to introduce law to grab as much vaccine as they've advance purchased and fuck everyone else outside of the Bloc. They should have got their arse into gear and authorised it's use before any other cunt instead of dragging their heels and taking daily siesta's.

Let's hope your livelihood is not dependant on your spelling or grammar skills otherwise you're as Dyslexic says, dead! ps fuck off.

I imagine you're packing your suitcase and booking your flight to China so you can 'volunteer' your services to probe the Chinese aresholes and help the fight against the pandemic.

What is it with all the stupid cunts in hospital making video massages about taking Covid seriously. They're all fucking overweight, borderline morbidly obese cunts. We've known that Covid presents serious issues to fat cunts since February 2020 yet none of the fat cunts has made any effort to lose weight and give them a fighting chance against this disease. Self help, help yourself, when do we want it - NOW! Lazy, fucking stupid cunts are asking for it a year later. Fuck off. .......and where's that fighter of fat cunts rights and all round supertwat, Judgetwi??

I can solve that with the aid of a poem, They seek him here, they seek him there, those policemen seek him everywhere, is he in heaven or is he in hell, that dammed elusive... sh-a-a-a-a-dow.

Fuck this. I don't need the state to control my habits as I have the intelligence to manage my actions - and more importantly - have the balls to accept it's my fault when things go awry. When I used to go horse racing I had a set amount for bets in one pocket and kept my winnings, if any, in another pocket. simple. Nowadays, aside from the premium bonds, where I have £50k worth languishing I only 'gamble' on the Irish Lottery - mainly because I hate those Camelot cunts and anything to do with the National Lottery and the associated spin-offs to extract money out of peoples pockets. Admittedly there are some feckless wankers who require this level of control over their own money as they will either gamble the lot away or spend it frivolously on some pathetic hobby like model helicopters while there family have to make do with Value beans on toast, I imagine.

That would just make them even heavier.

It surprises me how many fat fuckers are still waddling around even though we were told 10 months ago that that obesity increased your chances of dying from Kung Flu. The fat cunts just don't want to help themselves and I reckon anyone weighing over 22 stone should be last on the vaccine list regardless of age.

A flat? I bet you feel the proper landlord even though someone else is actually the landlord because you only own a lease that gives you the right to occupy for x years. Have a think about buying a freehold property to rent out if you want to feel like a real property investor like Fatty and me.

Get a room benders. Although, you should be aware that Covid isn't transmitted via bum sex.

I think it was just Simon Brien but it's now got the addition of an 'O' as homage to his volumunous body shape.