Cunty BigBollox

I don't know why the press are making such a big deal of the French ports being closed for 48 hours, I thought France had restricted the imports of all deodorants and other personal hygiene products a very long time ago.

And to make matters worse I've just found out that little mouthy, almost gay like cunt, Lewis Shamilton has won BBC Sports Cunt of the year. I didn't watch the pile of shit as it's on par with Eurovision, in my opinion. Pile of fucking wank covered shit.

This video raises quite a few questions that I can't even think why I would want to know the answer to.

This new strain is supposed to be 70% more transmittable and they say obese mongrels are the greatest risk group. Tell your relatives to keep their receipts for any presents they've bought you, just in case.

What, when she was 12 and had the voice of an angel or now when she looks like a slightly tanned Nessa with a fanny that has the same acoustic properties as a church hall.

Do you think she might have just been praying for forgiveness from the almighty lord for spawning a boring pain the arse sprog?

Well, in that case you're a useless fucking cunt at presenting a point. A fucking explanation would have been nice to give someone reading it at least half a chance of figuring out what is going on inside that clockwork brain of yours.

The ONS recorded the deaths for the whole of the UK up to 2018. It is only the last 2 years they have recorded England and Wales separately to the rest of the UK therefore the pre 2018 data is incorrect. In fact it is all bullshit as the recorded deaths for England and Wales is approximately 10% higher than the 5 year average and we haven't completed the year yet. You fick cunt.

You're either an old cunt yourself or a mistake, my money would be on the latter and you had to be rescued from the slops bucket at the abortion clinic. Merry Christmas.

I can only assume they would freely give you some of their 'glue' without the need to kill them like regular horses.

I wondered when the faux frog would turn up. What the fuck is this I'm hearing about one of your country folk, Claude Wehrle, refusing to give evidence on behalf of Arconic in the Grenfell enquiry?, effectively waving the white flag of surrender and running to hide in a corner like a typical garlic chomping stink merchant.

Churches are for cunts and kiddie fiddlers.

I currently do my shopping on a Saturday night at about 9 O'clock when every annoying cunt is sat in front of the tellybox. I fucking hate other people shopping and getting in my way.

I think their for the sole use of people that have just a physical disability.

Whilst also wishing Aldi had created other characters like Barry the Butternut Squash.

Not a problem, I was 4 years old.

I'm watching the fucking doom and gloom merchants too. Fucking Journos second guessing what is going to be said and whipping up fear and pandemonium. I'd rather watch that horny little bitch and her stuffed toy scrawling on the blackboard then listen to this cuntwaffle.

Does anyone think this is just a warped desire for the chutney ferrets to get another prick inside them.

Pee-hole surgery

I can't understand why anyone would want to divorce him.

What's got four eyes but cannot see where they're driving? Mihai Dinisoae. Fuck off shitcunts.

I would nominate him as a cunt too, for only doing half a fucking job. Why the stupid cunt let the other one live is beyond me, the fucking lightweight.

Enjoy your Christmas Panzy, you've got 6 weeks of lockdown after. HaHaHa.

Aside from Guinness this is possibly Irelands biggest export. Pansyspacker must be well chuffed.

Jet washing isn't going to stop a leak and, I'm no expert on matters like this but I suspect it will make it worse, if it's a fuel line, not a problem. If it's the fuel tank, and you've got a hole in it, you're fucked. If this is the case, and just because it's you, I would strongly recommend you empty the tank until it's only about a quarter full then try and weld the hole with an oxy-acetylene torch. If you've got a 1980's style shell suit you might also feel more comfortable wearing this while welding.