“Oh hello Mrs Chomondly Warner. I’m Gypps your grievance counsellor. I’m so sorry to hear about your entire family being horribly killed and then incinerated in the blazing wreckage. I couldn’t help noticing that you have a few roof tiles missing and your driveway really needs tarmacking urgently. I’m here to help you through this. Try not to be too down. If you want I can drive you to the bank to get the money now as I know you haven’t got a car anymore. It’s the least I can do, and don’t worry about petrol money, that gold wedding ring will do. You won’t be needing it as your not really married now are you? I’ll drop you at the bus stop so you get home safe and sound luv. Come on chop chop. I haven’t got all day, I’m taking the kids shopping at Harrods later. We’re almost out of caviar. You’re going to need a hobby to take your mind off things. Have you done any bare knuckle fighting?