Neil Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: All 6 of your male friends may not be free that day They usually charge anyway 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 Dunno mate. Small cock day wasn’t a great success last year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 1 minute ago, King Billy said: Dunno mate. Small cock day wasn’t a great success last year Unless we get my missus involved Black cock day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 39 minutes ago, Khiwa said: Nothing says "Cunts!" like a bunch of talentless millionaires on primetime tv nagging the general public for their hard earned pittance, then basking in the glory of how much "they" raised. It's just a massive an ego trip for these profile boosting fuckers. Chris Evans is one of the worst. If he's that concerned about supporting Comic Relief, why doesn't he give them £12m instead of spending it on a Ferrari? Fucking hypocrites. Really mate Would you rather give all your money away or drive round in a red minge magnet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 12 minutes ago, King Billy said: All 6 of your male friends may not be free that day No but Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters will be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 41 minutes ago, King Billy said: And before you defile his memory any more mate. Or legs No need to lock him up under the stairs when you all went out for a drink. What a lovely thought. Aaaargh the memories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 Stubby’s silence on this issue is absolutely deafening. You just know it’s the highlight of his fucking stupid family’s year. All lined up on the sofa like a grotesque parody of the Simpsons, every single one with red noses and thick rimmed prescription glasses on Beady little eyes anxiously fixated on their 15 year old plasma TV stubby got from the dump last christmas, the anticipation palpable. Imagine the sound stubby junior makes as he guffaws at the likes of Harry Hill and that buck toothed twat from Essex on every panel show who could chew an apple through a tennis racket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: No but Mrs Palm and her 5 daughters will be. Olof Palme is quite dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 27 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Stubby’s silence on this issue is absolutely deafening. You just know it’s the highlight of his fucking stupid family’s year. All lined up on the sofa like a grotesque parody of the Simpsons, every single one with red noses and thick rimmed prescription glasses on Beady little eyes anxiously fixated on their 15 year old plasma TV stubby got from the dump last christmas, the anticipation palpable. Imagine the sound stubby junior makes as he guffaws at the likes of Harry Hill and that buck toothed twat from Essex on every panel show who could chew an apple through a tennis racket. A bit OTT for an established member. Settle down. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 29 minutes ago, Frank said: A bit OTT for an established member. Settle down. Coming from a man who’s made multiple videos prancing around in his son’s jeans and his wife’s wig. Quite remarkable. Have you come out the closer to them yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 31 minutes ago, Frank said: A bit OTT for an established member. Settle down. I genuinely thought you were dead and led the rejoicing on here. What the fuck is it with you, you shifty bastard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Coming from a man who’s made multiple videos prancing around in his son’s jeans and his wife’s wig. Quite remarkable. Have you come out the closer to them yet? What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Have you come out the closer to them yet? Bill, I'd resolved to relent my admonishments of your character, but this is simply unacceptable. Have you any idea how thick this makes you look? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 3 hours ago, Crab said: You know it was a flaming bulbous honk because he picked it incessantly with his freshly cut finger nails. It must be Red Nose Day everyday in your piss-stenched council flat, Crab, as you catch a reflection of your alcoholic's beak on the economy 7 heater while frantically trying to get up off the floor. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 2 hours ago, King Billy said: Unless we get my missus involved Black cock day Good God. Dreadful. You're the analogy of a Primark version of Neil, only with more knuckles to drag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 7 minutes ago, Wolfie said: Good God. Dreadful. You're the analogy of a Primark version of Neil, only with more knuckles to drag. That’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 1 hour ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Stubby’s silence on this issue is absolutely deafening. You just know it’s the highlight of his fucking stupid family’s year. All lined up on the sofa like a grotesque parody of the Simpsons, every single one with red noses and thick rimmed prescription glasses on Beady little eyes anxiously fixated on their 15 year old plasma TV stubby got from the dump last christmas, the anticipation palpable. Imagine the sound stubby junior makes as he guffaws at the likes of Harry Hill and that buck toothed twat from Essex on every panel show who could chew an apple through a tennis racket. I've been worried about you thickers and your recent poor showing. However, faith has been restored as you make yourself look a complete cunt as usual. Keep going, unless you fancy taking a bath with the toaster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Trumpton Bacon Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 35 minutes ago, Frank said: What? As for you. I thought I caught a glimpse of you earlier today in the Newbury branch of Charles Clinkard. There was a Frank Cannon clone trying on trying on a Lobb (exclusively for Clinkard), oiled suede lederhosen in Westminster purple with matching, double monk, kitten heel ankle boots. I quickly dismissed that, as I'm acutely aware you'd never be seen in an any retail outlet with a branch in Middlesbrough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted February 25, 2019 Report Share Posted February 25, 2019 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: Hardly a revelation. Having you, turned him to drink. Your mother got off lightly. My three, never drank at all. They were too busy doing LSD Which you sold them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted February 26, 2019 Report Share Posted February 26, 2019 8 hours ago, Trumpton Bacon said: Bill, I'd resolved to relent my admonishments of your character, but this is simply unacceptable. Have you any idea how thick this makes you look? I do apologise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 26, 2019 Report Share Posted February 26, 2019 13 hours ago, King Billy said: Which you sold them ? I knocked them up in my Lab. Blotters AND parents. Even my brother's in a jar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 26, 2019 Report Share Posted February 26, 2019 14 hours ago, William T.D. Stickers said: Coming from a man who’s made multiple videos prancing around in his son’s jeans and his wife’s wig. Quite remarkable. Have you come out the closer to them yet? Fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 26, 2019 Report Share Posted February 26, 2019 14 hours ago, Frank said: What? the fuck do You want? Fuck Off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted February 26, 2019 Report Share Posted February 26, 2019 25 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: the fuck do You want? Fuck Off. Talking about fuck off. Has anybody heard of Wizardsleeve' s whereabouts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted February 26, 2019 Report Share Posted February 26, 2019 3 minutes ago, Crab said: Talking about fuck off. Has anybody heard of Wizardsleeve' s whereabouts? He's been on here today! Fuck Off. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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