applescruff14 Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 It's been fucking shite, I don't want more than my luck to change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 You need to be more specific, Apple. Which area are you having trouble with? Is it your love life? Your job? Your work colleagues? Rolf Harris? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 5 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: You need to be more specific, Apple. Which area are you having trouble with? Is it your love life? Your job? Your work colleagues? Rolf Harris? Plain awful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 34 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: It's been fucking shite, I don't want more than my luck to change. Post a video of yourself dancing. It seems to increase confidence, restore your joie de vivre, and might even score you a 5 minute knee-trembler with an aged fat hag (or Gobbie for short). Just make sure your bin choice doesn't cause too much embarrassment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 Self absorbed bollocks. Nobody cares. Fuck off. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 23 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: You need to be more specific, Apple. Which area are you having trouble with? Is it your love life? Your job? Your work colleagues? Rolf Harris? Oh dear sweet Christ, please don't say he's been rear-ended again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 Happy Birthday Apple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted July 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Oh dear sweet Christ, please don't say he's been rear-ended again. How did you guess? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Happy Birthday Apple. I thought his birthday was the 18th of March? That fucking cunt catwoman lied to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted July 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 45 minutes ago, Frank said: Plain awful Just now, Cuntybaws said: I thought his birthday was the 18th of March? That fucking cunt catwoman lied to me! It's not my birthday today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted July 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 58 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: You need to be more specific, Apple. Which area are you having trouble with? Is it your love life? Your job? Your work colleagues? Rolf Harris? Everything really but had a two hour session on the laptop getting ready to sell on EBay again for the first time since early 2013. I'm not beaten yet but crisis hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 35 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: It's not my birthday today. Hopefully it is your deathday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 44 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Everything really but had a two hour session on the laptop getting ready to sell on EBay again for the first time since early 2013. I'm not beaten yet but crisis hit. Comparing 2016 to 2013 is like comparing rolf harris to rembrandt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Self absorbed bollocks. Nobody cares. Fuck off. Cunt. Are still doing your voluntary work with the samaritans? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 1 hour ago, applescruff14 said: Everything really but had a two hour session on the laptop getting ready to sell on EBay again for the first time since early 2013. I'm not beaten yet but crisis hit. I never knew the soubriquet for 'glopping off to PornoHub' was 'getting ready to sell on Ebay' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are still doing your voluntary work with the samaritans? I think the Samaritans had to let him go when he was head hunted by NATO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 If anything it's going to get worse mate No Jimmy Anderson and the cheating spot-fixing Pakistani's for sporting sustenance over the next couple of months. You may as well go and stand in front of a Jos Buttler on-drive without a helmet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 3 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: Self absorbed bollocks. Nobody cares. Fuck off. Cunt. If you don't like it, don't comment. Are you too thick to realise you cock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 27 minutes ago, The Beast said: If you don't like it, don't comment. Are you too thick to realise you cock? Beast, you dopey fucking cunt, I don't think we've met. I'm Bubba, and I don't like your tone. Glancing through, you seem to think you own the place, and unless you do, then you don't, in which case, mind your fucking manners you cheeky little cunt. So, be nice to Bill, he's fighting the good fight against the CC's less intelligent posters, and dumbing down is taking its toll. I'm on his side, even though he may request that I refrain from doing so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 Just now, Bubba C said: Beast, you dopey fucking cunt, I don't think we've met. I'm Bubba, and I don't like your tone. Glancing through, you seem to think you own the place, and unless you do, then you don't, in which case, mind your fucking manners you cheeky little cunt. So, be nice to Bill, he's fighting the good fight against the CC's less intelligent posters, and dumbing down is taking its toll. I'm on his side, even though he may request that I refrain from doing so. Has he not taken out a restraining order on you? Or is he still in mourning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Has he not taken out a restraining order on you? Or is he still in mourning? Shut your spunk munching mouth dung dipper. Fucking butting in like a crass cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Shut your spunk munching mouth dung dipper. Fucking butting in like a crass cunt. Nope. On all accounts. You dozy prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 Just now, DingTheRioja said: Nope. On all accounts. You dozy prick. Silence, retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Silence, retard. Get back on topic cunt, or are you still living in 1987? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 10 hours ago, The Beast said: If you don't like it, don't comment. Are you too thick to realise you cock? Isnt this comment intrinsically hypocritical? Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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