Bubba C Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 9 hours ago, Count Liqueur said: Good evening. New here, so I await your avalanche of cuntishness. No avatar either. Left work, fancied a cold refreshment. Ordered, Drink duly poured, Excellent. Then the cunt behind the jump said, "Sorry love, have to charge you for using your card" Now, I'm fucked So, you're going to charge me money to use my money? I have to pay you to take my money? I know that this is not up there in the whole scheme of things, and I know that I'll get cunted, but this has really gripped my shit Terrible, absolutely terrible. The subject matter of this nom, not you being charged 25% of your hourly wage for half a Stout. The working mens club that you've frequented needs to charge cheap cunts like you for purchasing one drink and then nursing it for 6 hours, to cover their transaction charges, rent, wages, utilities, etc. I'm delighted that you're expecting an avalanche of cuntishness, as a thick, avatarless waste of flesh like you is undoubtedly going to drown in a cunting tsunami. Welcome to CC, now fuck off. PS- shot in the dark here, are you northern? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 4 hours ago, nocti said: He really is beyond spastication isn't she? An online example of what it would be like to confront a genuinely retarded closet homosexual transvestite with cerebral palsy. I guess we can be grateful being given the opportunity to interact with one of them online, lest we meet one of the cunts out in the real world. i.e. Him. He's really something special - like a perfect storm that combines stupidity, bigotry, homosexuality, idiocy and spastication, to produce the biggest fucking wanker in the known universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 41 minutes ago, Bubba C said: PS- shot in the dark here, are you northern? With a credit card? We only use cash or barter. (500 yards of Network Rail cable and a hundredweight of church roof lead for that Colombian marching powder.) What do you use as currency in Wales now you have no coal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 7 minutes ago, Manky said: With a credit card? We only use cash or barter. (500 yards of Network Rail cable and a hundredweight of church roof lead for that Colombian marching powder.) What do you use as currency in Wales now you have no coal? Yarn. Or nectar points if it's a big purchase. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 16 minutes ago, Manky said: With a credit card? We only use cash or barter. (500 yards of Network Rail cable and a hundredweight of church roof lead for that Colombian marching powder.) What do you use as currency in Wales now you have no coal? You forgot 4 brace of pheasants for a gallon of ale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 On 17 September 2016 at 8:48 AM, DingTheRioja said: You forgot 4 brace of pheasants for a gallon of ale. Shut up ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Shut up, ding. Are you really that thick that you think that will ever work? No one listens to you, so they're not going to follow your instructions, now go hill climbing in Merthyr Tydfil please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 10 hours ago, Punkape said: You seem to hang around in shitholes. Most people on here are middle class or feign it. We are used to a higher standard of guest visitor with a better command of English. Abuse deleted. I m from from a posh background but I am proud workin' class mate .. you punkie are underclass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 9 hours ago, ThunderCunt said: I have a lovely suitcase that you will fit into, i will have to dismember you first though..sounds good yeah ? Can't you just bend and twist him so that he fits into the suitcase? .. That would make him squeal and he would enjoy it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 13 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: I m from from a posh background but I am proud workin' class mate .. you punkie are underclass So you claim to be both ? Cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: PS- shot in the dark here, are you northern? Definitely. Kano, Northern Nigeria Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: I m from from a posh background but I am proud workin' class mate .. you punkie are underclass With a bit of luck he'll soon join Frank, underground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: So you claim to be both ? Cretin. Good morning Mr. Multi ID's and how's things today in your world of i have nothing better to do with myself other than pollute an internet site with my arse surfing drivel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Can't you just bend and twist him so that he fits into the suitcase? .. That would make him squeal and he would enjoy it. No bending as he would love that, i think it's best i just crack on with the dismembering..the chainsaw is fueled up and ready to go but i will twist the blade a lot for that extra squeal.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 53 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: With a bit of luck he'll soon join Frank, underground. Not sure he will rot though as he is a Meths drinker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: Not sure he will rot though as he is a Meths drinker. No problem ....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Piston Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 15 hours ago, Punkape said: You seem to hang around in shitholes. Most people on here are middle class or feign it. We are used to a higher standard of guest visitor with a better command of English. Abuse deleted. Even more abuse deleted. Sadly this leaves fuck all; the green italics is nice though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: No problem ....... Better make sure.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 17, 2016 Report Share Posted September 17, 2016 What is this pile of shit for a nom? Some cunt walks into a pub and pays by card for half a shandy? Fuck off Cock Liqour and get a life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 19, 2016 Report Share Posted September 19, 2016 On 9/16/2016 at 7:04 PM, ThunderCunt said: I have a lovely suitcase that you will fit into, i will have to dismember you first though..sounds good yeah ? WHY would you waste even a cheap knock off suit case on a greasy fucking pile of shit like him? Travel to the countryside, and throw his dismembered festering corpse onto or under a manure pile and let nature take it's course. The stink won't bother anybody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 17 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: WHY would you waste even a cheap knock off suit case on a greasy fucking pile of shit like him? Travel to the countryside, and throw his dismembered festering corpse onto or under a manure pile and let nature take it's course. The stink won't bother anybody. I don't want to waste cost on travel, but also a fair point in wasting a good suit case, i will throw his body parts into the burner i have in my basement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 20 hours ago, ThunderCunt said: I don't want to waste cost on travel, but also a fair point in wasting a good suit case, i will throw his body parts into the burner i have in my basement. Make certain to cover everything of value with good plastic sheet. The grease and stench will permeate and cover everything! Maybe a large old tub in a scrap yard and several large vessels of potent acid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 21, 2016 Report Share Posted September 21, 2016 7 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Make certain to cover everything of value with good plastic sheet. The grease and stench will permeate and cover everything! Maybe a large old tub in a scrap yard and several large vessels of potent acid? Deal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 On 17 September 2016 at 8:50 AM, Bubba C said: Shut up, ding. If only you hadn't included the comma someone might have interpreted this as a dark web contract for an assassination. I'll chip in a few Bitcoin if you think that might help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 22, 2016 Report Share Posted September 22, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: ...I'll chip in a few Bitcoin if you think that might help. As a matter of interest, is this currency you've received in a trade or did you mine it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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