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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
25 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

sterling reputation. 

GBP sterling?

Sterling Moss?

Sterling in Scotland?

Shit sterling?

Fuck off you felcher!

I've warned you before.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
33 minutes ago, Roadkill said:

Listen you uppity little cunt. I just offered you some good fucking advice at the risk of my own sterling reputation. If you  don't want to follow it then that's fine by me, but I don't want to hear you fucking whingeing when you have to wrap your ravaged intestines around your fucking leg just so that you can waddle over to the computer and desperately type for help when he's off in the bathroom looking for whatever store brand shampoo you have in your squalid little hovel to use as lubricant.

I assume you mean "whinging"?

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
7 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

He’s only buttering you up for a fisting.

Who the fuck are you?

I've mentioned buttering before.

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said:

Mind your insolent tone, cunt.

Have you some sort of monopoly on buttering. Last tango faggot.

Come round here and I'll give you a fucking good buttering.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
2 hours ago, Ape said:

Made. Are you some kind of imbecile?

Well done Ape, I cannot abide bad grammar. The man has clearly not had an education, and is sleeping rough. 

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This is merely an observation, 'Bert, but you a raving bone smuggler?

On 1/12/2018 at 3:47 PM, Albert Ross said:

No way, I just want to fuck his arse, purely for my pleasure, not Punkape's.

 

On 1/12/2018 at 12:37 PM, Albert Ross said:

Do you like the taste of Jeremy Clarkson's spunk?

 

22 minutes ago, Albert Ross said:

Come round here and I'll give you a fucking good buttering.

 

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Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)
Just now, Wolfie said:

This is merely an observation, 'Bert, but are you a raving bone smuggler?

 

 

 

"Wolfie"

It should be Pussy, because that's what you are.

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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
Just now, Roadkill said:

I refuse all responsibility for that mistake. The fucking spellcheck thingy failed me. This site is a fucking disgrace.

Well, I’ve just checked, and it does not prompt that spelling error. One has to deliberately ignore it, in fact. You fibbing idiot.

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4 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Are you aware of the CC cooler? Perhaps Punkape is the best qualified to advise you.

Speaking of cooler, wolfman, how the fuck are you not in there, undergoing a brutal fisting from our resident Cheshire golfer? Your duking out with mrs R must have resulted in an embarrassing climb down. Has she resigned? 

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17 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

Speaking of cooler, wolfman, how the fuck are you not in there, undergoing a brutal fisting from our resident Cheshire golfer? Your duking out with mrs R must have resulted in an embarrassing climb down. Has she resigned? 

I sincerely hope not. This place wouldn't be the same without her, in spite of ending up with egg on her face during our latest difference of opinion. To be thrown into the cooler for vehemently putting one's point across, rather than the usual reasons, would very much undermine the rationale of the mods' modus operandi.  

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6 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

I sincerely hope not. This place wouldn't be the same without her, in spite of ending up with egg on her face during out latest difference of opinion. To be thrown into the cooler for vehemently putting one's point across, rather than the usual reasons, would very much undermine the rationale of the mods' modus operandi.  

That's almost gentlemanly you soppy cunt

Id secretly love to take her on in a subject where I know my shit but, alas, we're not getting into a theological argument about test cricket or anal to bukake videos

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