Guest King Rollo Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 Wizard has finally cracked. After the last bout of dysentery, he has prohibited poor Cook from entering the kitchen. Now we have to eat at our local Maccy D's. Apart from the filth served as food (I'd rather take my chances with Cook's "nutella") the standard of moron they have serving the burgers and fries is beyond belief. Here is some vocabulary they need to teach their staff: - No ice in my drink - No, I don't want any fries - Can I have sugar for my tea. Cocksuckers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 44 minutes ago, King Rollo said: Wizard has finally cracked. After the last bout of dysentery, he has prohibited poor Cook from entering the kitchen. Now we have to eat at our local Maccy D's. Apart from the filth served as food (I'd rather take my chances with Cook's "nutella") the standard of moron they have serving the burgers and fries is beyond belief. Here is some vocabulary they need to teach their staff: - No ice in my drink - No, I don't want any fries - Can I have sugar for my tea. Cocksuckers. Your Wizard should have been able to sort all that out with his sorcery. Shoot the bastard, then yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 8 hours ago, King Rollo said: Wizard has finally cracked. After the last bout of dysentery, he has prohibited poor Cook from entering the kitchen. Now we have to eat at our local Maccy D's. Apart from the filth served as food (I'd rather take my chances with Cook's "nutella") the standard of moron they have serving the burgers and fries is beyond belief. Here is some vocabulary they need to teach their staff: - No ice in my drink - No, I don't want any fries - Can I have sugar for my tea. Cocksuckers. - This is nonsense - You're an idiot - Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 I remember the tales of moi. This eclipses those by miles. Ask Wizard for the antedote to life and then take it, all of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, Spanky said: - This is nonsense - You're an idiot - Fuck off - Where the fuck - Have you been - You malingering cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spanky Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 1 minute ago, Stubby Pecker said: - Where the fuck - Have you been - You malingering cunt Jail. What have I missed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 8 hours ago, King Rollo said: Wizard has finally cracked. After the last bout of dysentery, he has prohibited poor Cook from entering the kitchen. Now we have to eat at our local Maccy D's. Apart from the filth served as food (I'd rather take my chances with Cook's "nutella") the standard of moron they have serving the burgers and fries is beyond belief. Here is some vocabulary they need to teach their staff: - No ice in my drink - No, I don't want any fries - Can I have sugar for my tea. Cocksuckers. Only peasants use such places......good evening serf.... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 12 minutes ago, Spanky said: Jail. What have I missed? Nothing. Usual bickering from the natives, couple of newbies who are retards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 13 minutes ago, Spanky said: Jail. What have I missed? The arrival of Albert. Shank the cunt, pronto. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 48 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The arrival of Albert. Shank the cunt, pronto. Here I am come and Shank me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 6 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Here I am come and Shank me. Gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 17 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Here I am come and Shank me. Is this a transcript of your Grindr advert? Fucking poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said: Nothing. Usual bickering from the natives, couple of newbies who are retards. Powdered Toast Man!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 55 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Here I am come and Shank me. Grammar, punctuation, and misuse of a capital. Must do better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 Thank you, I’ll tri hardder in futchure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Is this a transcript of your Grindr advert? Fucking poof. Yeah, I copied yours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 2 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Thank you, I’ll tri hardder in futchure Look, I'm not a fucking buftie, and that's the end of it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 1 hour ago, Albert Ross said: Yeah, I copied yours. Everyone hates you. Drink bleach. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Drink bleach. Any particular brand that you can recommend from experience ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Everyone hates you. Every name please, every single one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 6 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: Everyone hates you. Drink bleach. 10 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Every name please, every single one. Stubby was looking in the mirror when he typed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 6 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: Stubby was looking in the mirror when he typed that. Is the mirror still intact? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 11 minutes ago, Your Lady Penelope said: Stubby was looking in the mirror when he typed that. Good morning My Lady, I hope you slept well and woke up truly refreshed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 36 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Good morning My Lady, I hope you slept well and woke up truly refreshed? Yes I did sleep well. Don't be too hard on poor Stubby, he is tormented by self hatred. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 47 minutes ago, Albert Ross said: Is the mirror still intact? The mirror is crack'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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