Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 Cunts, the length & breadth of this country have all gone dopey again by festooning their motor's, homes and perambulators with flags, or even worse getting themselves tattooed with a red cross. A bunch of English gaysters kicking a fucking ball about in Russia, has reduced folks to behaving stupid. embarrassing and wailing like banshees. Half of these cunts know jack-shite about football, or for who the fuck they're waving their standards or pennants. The sooner this nonsense stops, and the said flags & ensigns go to the landfills where they belong, the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 Fuck off 'eavens you cunt. Do you know where I can get a Croatian flag to drape over Mankys' bicycle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 5 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Fuck off 'eavens you cunt. Do you know where I can get a Croatian flag to drape over Mankys' bicycle? He's got one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 Can you believe there's some twat on another thread that reckons they had their car knicked in under 10 seconds with a 1forall4 remote control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Can you believe there's some twat on another thread that reckons they had their car kicked in under 10 seconds with a 1forall4 remote control. It could be worse. I know of a feller that got one of those 3D T.Vs. and its so realistic that when he fell asleep during the last Russian match, he woke up and his wallet had been nicked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 18 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: He's got one... What cunt in history decided to use his table cloth for the Croatian flag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 5 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: It could be worse. I know of a feller that got one of those 3D T.Vs. and its so realistic that when he fell asleep during the last Russian match, he woke up and his wallet had been nicked. Your coat sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 1 hour ago, 'eavensabove said: ...or even worse getting themselves tattooed with a red cross. Anal proud? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Anal proud? The prize for tattoo epic fail still goes to a Polish lad I worked with called Tomasz. He had a limited grasp of English and turned up one Monday with the following inscribed down the length of his forearm: 'Never don't give up' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 Yet another football thread. How original Jazz. Kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Yet another football thread. How original Jazz. Kill yourself. Indeed, but it’s on the telly...... every other boring slagging off of football is ignored. I might slag off tennis later....., it’s on the telly at the moment. Open golf tomorrow and, of course , (see what I did there?) there’s always Le Tour. No end of sport on the telly that I can slag off because I was the weedy kid at school who everybody laughed at. Cry for me.......please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 Just now, judgetwi said: Indeed, but it’s on the telly...... every other boring slagging off of football is ignored. I might slag off tennis later....., it’s on the telly at the moment. Open golf tomorrow and, of course , (see what I did there?) there’s always Le Tour. No end of sport on the telly that I can slag off because I was the weedy kid at school who everybody laughed at. Cry for me.......please! This site would be well off with meaningful banter about sports other than football and cricket. It may be camp as fuck, but I'd welcome talk of American beach volleyball, or water polo, anything but footie and cricket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 Sober up for fucks sake! You are talking bollocks. Go to bed you knob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 10 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Sober up for fucks sake! You are talking bollocks. Go to bed you knob. Poof! At least with the sports I referred to, the fit birds are on display. Sometimes, they even get their tits out. I know you have an adverse reaction to female flesh, but the rest of us still enjoy it. With the probable exception of Albert and possibly Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 Great. Make up whatever you like. I’m fucking pissed and going to my pit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 11, 2018 Report Share Posted July 11, 2018 3 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Great. Make up whatever you like. I’m fucking pissed and going to my pit. You had the cheek to tell me to sober up? Fuck off. Maybe your kebab will make you shit the fucking bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 It’s called hypocrisy. I’m sure you’ll get over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: No end of sport on the telly that I can slag off because I was the weedy kid at school who everybody laughed at. Those that can, do, those that can't, watch it on tv,. Maybe that's why I sit watching porn on a computer. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 17 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Anal proud? The prize for the greatest Tatt, must surely be: Left Tit Babe (if you can recall) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 By all accounts, the England squad have visited an orphanage during their spare-time spent in Russia. "It was heart-breaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Bbzshka, age 6. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 43 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: By all accounts, the England squad have visited an orphanage during their spare-time spent in Russia. "It was heart-breaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Bbzshka, age 6. Wasn't funny first time around in South Africa 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 47 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: By all accounts, the England squad have visited an orphanage during their spare-time spent in Russia. "It was heart-breaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Bbzshka, age 6. You complete idiot. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 12, 2018 Report Share Posted July 12, 2018 3 hours ago, r-soles said: Those that can, do, those that can't, watch it on tv,. Maybe that's why I sit watching porn on a computer. 😉 *gay porn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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