Guest Jamesf Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 Came across this programme a couple of weeks ago and it's cunt central. Presented by some stuck up carpet munching cunt who loiters at tips and collects shite to pass on to some other cunts to 'improve'. There's a right collection of cunts who 'help' - some cunt who paints chairs black with a pink leg and puts pom poms on things, some other cunt who makes shite look even worse, another cunt who turns sofas into dresses and the main cunt herself who sells shite in her barn. Most of this tat doesn't sell unless to some daft old cunt who visits her barn to fall for her 'charms' whilst secretly wanting to knob her. It's addictive to see how much they can waste making stuff worse. Stig of the dump stuck up cuntess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 Nice concise nom. I think that you will do well here .. Do you come from Crewe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 14 minutes ago, Gamayun said: Nice concise nom. I think that you will do well here .. Do you come from Crewe? What has the poor cunt done to get the kiss of death from you? Leave him alone you boring old fishwife. Go and play with your trainset. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 1 minute ago, judgetwi said: What has the poor cunt done to get the kiss of death from you? Leave him alone you boring old fishwife. Go and play with your trainset. Cheer up Dewdith it will soon be Monday again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Jamesf said: Came across this programme a couple of weeks ago and it's cunt central. Presented by some stuck up carpet munching cunt who loiters at tips and collects shite to pass on to some other cunts to 'improve'. There's a right collection of cunts who 'help' - some cunt who paints chairs black with a pink leg and puts pom poms on things, some other cunt who makes shite look even worse, another cunt who turns sofas into dresses and the main cunt herself who sells shite in her barn. Most of this tat doesn't sell unless to some daft old cunt who visits her barn to fall for her 'charms' whilst secretly wanting to knob her. It's addictive to see how much they can waste making stuff worse. Stig of the dump stuck up cuntess. I haven't seen this programme, but I'm betting they overuse the word "quirky". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 Chicks for free? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 41 minutes ago, scotty said: I haven't seen this programme, but I'm betting they overuse the word "quirky". I have and it just cries out for someone at the recycling centre dump to tell the nosey interfering bitch to just fuck off out of my face will you while I get rid of all this shit ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 She's a weird looking one. Looks a bit like a he/she, one with a husband called 'Dave' and a brother-in-law who says kushty a lot. A blow job off her would probably feel like putting your knob in a plumbers tool bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 1 hour ago, Gamayun said: Nice concise nom. I think that you will do well here .. Do you come from Crewe? Ignore this fucking moron James. Do you come from Norfolk? It would seem 80% of the other posters do, myself included, except Ape. He lives in Welwyn Garden City near Tescos head office. cc. everyone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 12 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Ignore this fucking moron James. Do you come from Norfolk? It would seem 80% of the other posters do, myself included, except Ape. He lives in Welwyn Garden City near Tescos head office. cc. everyone Nobody who is anybody comes from Norfolk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cuntybaws Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 3 hours ago, Jamesf said: ...some stuck up carpet munching cunt who loiters at tips and collects shite... @Eric Cuntman would fuck her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 4 hours ago, Jamesf said: Came across this programme a couple of weeks ago and it's cunt central. Presented by some stuck up carpet munching cunt who loiters at tips and collects shite to pass on to some other cunts to 'improve'. There's a right collection of cunts who 'help' - some cunt who paints chairs black with a pink leg and puts pom poms on things, some other cunt who makes shite look even worse, another cunt who turns sofas into dresses and the main cunt herself who sells shite in her barn. Most of this tat doesn't sell unless to some daft old cunt who visits her barn to fall for her 'charms' whilst secretly wanting to knob her. It's addictive to see how much they can waste making stuff worse. Stig of the dump stuck up cuntess. She's good. She turned one of Roop's used Tampax into a 3 seater sofa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Chicks for free? You've done it again. You beat me to it. Anyway, I've got to move this refrigerator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: You've done it again. You beat me to it. Anyway, I've got to move this refrigerator. Back in the days when you could still say "faggot"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Back in the days when you could still say "faggot"... Judge always asks for faggots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: @Eric Cuntman would fuck her. Christ. Looks like my mum cuts her hair. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: @Eric Cuntman would fuck her. So would you when she's dolled up in the satin dress she wore at the walking dead season finale shindig. Charlize Theron as Aileen Wournos is another example of this phenomena. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 11 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said: Christ. Looks like my mum cuts her hair. She's still better than the actual presenter cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: @Eric Cuntman would fuck her. Is that Jim Careys bastard sister from Dumb & Dumber? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: She's still better than the actual presenter cunt. That reminds me, my cat's anal glands need draining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That reminds me, my cat's anal glands need draining Best you stick your finger in your pussy then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Best you stick your finger in your pussy then. I bet your eyes lit up when you saw what I put. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I bet your eyes lit up when you saw what I put. No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 24, 2018 Report Share Posted November 24, 2018 7 hours ago, DrCunt said: East Dulwich is full of these fucking shops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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