Penny Farthing Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 8 hours ago, DrCunt said: Why not do it yourself? All you have to do is carry on in the same vein and eventually you'll bore him to death, as well as the other 8 billion people on the planet. Where have the extra 2 billion people come from? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 12 hours ago, Decimus said: If your wife is as old as you, you're welcome to her. You might like tapping a cunt as dry as a sandpit, but I'd rather a woman in her prime. Can we leave these sort of cheap insults out please? Like the uproariously funny "bleach" retorts they are only amusing to the people that write them. Decimus should be particularly careful for it would be only another ten years before he is the same age as Stubbs is now and considering he is on record of being less than complimentary to his own wife both in terms of looks and manner I sense trouble ahead in his own domestic situation not helped by him realising that in ten years time he will still have to put in a further two decades of service to his dead-end job before he can collect his pension. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Can we leave these sort of cheap insults out please? Like the uproariously funny "bleach" retorts they are only amusing to the people that write them. Decimus should be particularly careful for it would be only another ten years before he is the same age as Stubbs is now and considering he is on record of being less than complimentary to his own wife both in terms of looks and manner I sense trouble ahead in his own domestic situation not helped by him realising that in ten years time he will still have to put in a further two decades of service to his dead-end job before he can collect his pension. Actually, they can be quite funny when used at the right moment. Listening to some cunt trumpeting Trump's praises, especially on our shores, it's a perfect retort to the spectacularly thick cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Can we leave these sort of cheap insults out please? Like the uproariously funny "bleach" retorts they are only amusing to the people that write them. Decimus should be particularly careful for it would be only another ten years before he is the same age as Stubbs is now and considering he is on record of being less than complimentary to his own wife both in terms of looks and manner I sense trouble ahead in his own domestic situation not helped by him realising that in ten years time he will still have to put in a further two decades of service to his dead-end job before he can collect his pension. An annual pension worth more than most on here, I'd wager. Even without an increase in wage or inflation, I'll be looking at close to 30k a year. Add to that my property portfolio, a similar pension from my awful fucking wife, and I'd say my retirement is going to be pretty fucking rosy. Of course, you'll be dead by then, so you'll never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 7 minutes ago, Decimus said: An annual pension worth more than most on here, I'd wager. Even without an increase in wage or inflation, I'll be looking at close to 30k a year. Add to that my property portfolio, a similar pension from my awful fucking wife, and I'd say my retirement is going to be pretty fucking rosy. I think we're going to need to see a copy of your latest pension projection statement, and a picture of your stone-cladding too for good measure. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 21 minutes ago, Decimus said: An annual pension worth more than most on here, I'd wager. Even without an increase in wage or inflation, I'll be looking at close to 30k a year. Add to that my property portfolio, a similar pension from my awful fucking wife, and I'd say my retirement is going to be pretty fucking rosy. Of course, you'll be dead by then, so you'll never know. How much are you paying your 'noirs'? Is Herbie Hyde one of them? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 20 hours ago, Decimus said: If your wife is as old as you, you're welcome to her. You might like tapping a cunt as dry as a sandpit, but I'd rather a woman in her prime. You'd rather a woman in her prime, but I guess you have to put up with chewing the crust from Neil's rancid bellend after he's poked your shit back up into your guts For the record, my lovely wife is considerably younger than me and you're a gullible fool. You've been played. Leave now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 Decimal isn't fit to lick the shit and peanuts from under stubby pecker's helmet fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 4 minutes ago, EreptileDysfunction said: Decimal isn't fit to lick the shit and peanuts from under stubby pecker's helmet fuck off Jesus tittyfucking christ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 4 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I think we're going to need to see a copy of your latest pension projection statement, and a picture of your stone-cladding too for good measure. Consider it done. Can you wait until the boxing day sales until I post a picture of me lounging on a DFS sofa in a pair of Just Willam shorts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 24, 2018 Author Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 2 hours ago, Stubby Pecker said: For the record, my lovely wife is considerably younger than me I actually don't doubt this for one second, you creepy soil-sampling pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted December 24, 2018 Report Share Posted December 24, 2018 Just now, Decimus said: soil-sampling pervert. Scientist please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 On 12/23/2018 at 9:28 AM, Stubby Pecker said: Man up A huge fucking shame that you can't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: A huge fucking shame that you can't. Oh look, we've been visited by the ghost of Christmas stupidity. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh look, we've been visited by the ghost of Christmas stupidity. You mean you visit yourself? How so 20th century. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh look, we've been visited by the ghost of Christmas stupidity. How's your Christmas dinner, was it donated by Crisis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Oh look, we've been visited by the ghost of Christmas stupidity. At least you won't be bothered by people waiting for a bus, as there aren't any running today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Just now, Earl Albert of Ross said: You mean you visit yourself? How so 20th century. 1 minute ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: How's your Christmas dinner, was it donated by Crisis? Awful. Kill yourself, really, just kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Awful. Kill yourself, really, just kill yourself. If you had turned up, maybe you could have done it, but we all know you're just hiding behind Adshell, or is it J C Deceaux? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Just now, Earl Albert of Ross said: If you had turned up, maybe you could have done it, but we all know you're just hiding behind Adshell, or is it J C Deceaux? Does your mum know you've been at her chocolate liqueurs and Bailey's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Does your mum know you've been at her chocolate liqueurs and Bailey's? Dross wants your babies, Eric. I suspect he was hoping to find you oiled and tied in ribbon under his tree this morning. The bitter sting of unrequited love is a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 2 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Dross wants your babies, Eric. I suspect he was hoping to find you oiled and tied in ribbon under his tree this morning. The bitter sting of unrequited love is a cunt. I know, I'm sick of the little besotted faggot, following me around with his dick in his hand. I hope he gets AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 10 minutes ago, Earl Albert of Ross said: If you had turned up, maybe you could have done it, but we all know you're just hiding behind Adshell, or is it J C Deceaux? Albert, you've gone fuckin mad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: I know, I'm sick of the little besotted faggot, following me around with his dick in his hand. I hope he gets AIDS. Only problem with that is that it barely affects life expectancy these days. May I suggest Ebola instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 25, 2018 Report Share Posted December 25, 2018 14 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Only problem with that is that it barely affects life expectancy these days. May I suggest Ebola instead? Good call. Or maybe 7.62 NATO. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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