Guest Crab Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 15 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I've decided to sell my Dyson. It's just collecting dust. Here all week So I can come round any day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Crab said: Perhaps he is just chewing gum phobic Madam Roops. You may have point about industrialists waving the patriotic flag whilst setting up employment opportunities abroad, but the moment you substantiate a POV with inaccuracies and libellous "facts" then what might be a worthy nom becomes a piece of cack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: You may have point about industrialists waving the patriotic flag whilst setting up employment opportunities abroad, but the moment you substantiate a POV with inaccuracies and libellous "facts" then what might be a worthy nom becomes a piece of cack. I'm convinced it was cack to begin with. The only thing that could've saved it is, if halfway through, the crab had revealed himself to be Ding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 24 minutes ago, Crab said: Take the vacuum hose off your minescule pecker which will never be expanded anyway and start helping me get Dyson back in the UK where he belongs. I am not sure that I like you Liocarcinus vernalis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 1 minute ago, The Bishop said: I am not sure that I like you Liocarcinus vernalis. I somehow don't imagine Crabby gives a fuck either way what you think. Or me, for that matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 9 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm convinced it was cack to begin with. The only thing that could've saved it is, if halfway through, the crab had revealed himself to be Ding. Surely that's the only thing that could have made it worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I somehow don't imagine Crabby gives a fuck either way what you think. Or me, for that matter. It is best not to allow your imagination run run away with things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 20 minutes ago, Crab said: So I can come round any day? You still living in Ripon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, The Bishop said: You still living in Ripon? I've run out of Likes but I'm going to Like you tomorrow. Anyone seen James? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'm convinced it was cack to begin with. The only thing that could've saved it is, if halfway through, the crab had revealed himself to be Ding. You've got a fing about me haven't you? I run out if Likes but I am going to Like you tomorrow. Anyone seen James? James, James, come back James! We need your continuous PR and narcissistic personality. Simon Cowell isn't enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, Crab said: Anyone seen James? The baker from North Devon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 Just now, The Bishop said: The baker from North Devon? No not anybody who's useful and makes an honest living. James - anybody seen him? James come back mate so we can kick your face in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 It's not like Dyson are the only cunts doing it... https://threader.app/thread/1061554026284834817 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 Dyson is bastard cunt wanker. As predicted the remoaner scum are all over this like a bunch of vultures feeding off a dead Infidel in Afghanistan, this Crabs shitstain being a fine example of the genre. I don’t care what his excuses are he could have waited 6 months the fucking ponce. Of course, it’s always possible he’s a Trojan horse and this was planned months ago. Never trust a rich bastard ,they have only one thing on their mind. They would sell their daughters to a Bradford taxi firm if the price was right. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 19 minutes ago, nocti said: It's not like Dyson are the only cunts doing it... https://threader.app/thread/1061554026284834817 Valuable link. On an entirely unrelated subject E4 has a new series Sex Clinic following such cultural landmarks as Naked Attraction, Ibiza Weekender and Celebrity Coach Trip. I'm looking forward to seeing some of my relatives on the new show. I don't know why I said that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 1 minute ago, judgetwi said: Dyson is bastard cunt wanker. As predicted the remoaner scum are all over this like a bunch of vultures feeding off a dead Infidel in Afghanistan, this Crabs shitstain being a fine example of the genre. I don’t care what his excuses are he could have waited 6 months the fucking ponce. Of course, it’s always possible he’s a Trojan horse and this was planned months ago. Never trust a rich bastard ,they have only one thing on their mind. They would sell their daughters to a Bradford taxi firm if the price was right. Cunts. Never trust a rich bastard ,they have only one thing on their mind. They would sell their daughters to a Bradford taxi firm if the price was right. I love it. Two Likes tomorrow. LOL. 🦀🦀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Crab Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 45 minutes ago, The Bishop said: It is best not to allow your imagination run run away with things. Imagination is brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 38 minutes ago, Crab said: Imagination is brilliant. How would you know Ding, you don't have any. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 23, 2019 Report Share Posted January 23, 2019 The proposal to leave the EU was put to a vote of the people, and they said GTFO. Not stay, it didn't end being tabled for additional consideration, the result was leave. It's about fucking time the will of the people was obeyed. I tend to stay out of these Brexit topics because eventually, it will have to be done. Since this is about the hundredth topic on Brexit, enough is fucking enough. Want to stay, get it put on a fucking ballot and get your lazy arses out on the streets making the case to remain. Else, be quiet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 Fuck my old bloodied boots, did you write this incoherent bollocks in your school lunch break, or was this an effort to see what throwing some words together would look like ? Fuck off you fucking dozy cuntbrain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 18 minutes ago, Fender777 said: Fuck my old bloodied boots, did you write this incoherent bollocks in your school lunch break, or was this an effort to see what throwing some words together would look like ? Fuck off you fucking dozy cuntbrain. It's another prize "noob," Fends. The only to be rid of the cunt is if he were to "accidentally" fall into a pit of sharpened metal spikes submerged in raw sewage...or CGAS's abode as we know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 7 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: The proposal to leave the EU was put to a vote of the people, and they said GTFO. Not stay, it didn't end being tabled for additional consideration, the result was leave. It's about fucking time the will of the people was obeyed. I tend to stay out of these Brexit topics because eventually, it will have to be done. Since this is about the hundredth topic on Brexit, enough is fucking enough. Want to stay, get it put on a fucking ballot and get your lazy arses out on the streets making the case to remain. Else, be quiet. Problem with that is that they will be called undemocratic calling for a vote! A democratic result can be influenced and affected by false facts and blatant lies or Russia just like it was both here for brexit and in the USA for that fucking Putin loving toady Trump being voted in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 14 hours ago, Crab said: I am not accusing privately educated cock up the arse of the banks James smooth operator big talk nonce innovator invented nought Dyson actually torks loik thaat! Oh no no no! But the audience he addressed his brave false words of brexit promise does - as umpteen downloads of Farage on LBC Listen Again shows demonstrate. And now the cunt is HQ mobile to the Far East. While the minions shred and burn any company financial records left in the UK. Of course domiciling Dyson in Singapore cuts the tax bill at least by 80% and that's dosh the NHS and our old folks sitting in their shit and piss in under funded care homes won't see. Farage in mindboggling it's a wrap bollocks and bullshit doublethink says its a logical result of brexit to be applauded and the sort of globalization we can all support. Where do they get it from the scumbags?I do realise this cunting is far too long. But please bear with me as a beginner crawling like a crab towards the succinct crisp cunting this porn site is famous for. Please put your hands together and let the wolf whistles rip for Sir James Dyson King Cunt of the Cunts of Cuntland - a place I know only too well to my eternal shame. Yours sincerely dose of the Crabs. Fuck me, Crab, you stupendously thick, fucking cunt. Did you have some sort of industrial accident in a Dyson factory where one of his contraptions sucked out half of your brain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 8 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: The proposal to leave the EU was put to a vote of the people, and they said GTFO. Not stay, it didn't end being tabled for additional consideration, the result was leave. It's about fucking time the will of the people was obeyed. I tend to stay out of these Brexit topics because eventually, it will have to be done. Since this is about the hundredth topic on Brexit, enough is fucking enough. Want to stay, get it put on a fucking ballot and get your lazy arses out on the streets making the case to remain. Else, be quiet. I am drifting slowly but surely towards the remain camp wheeze .. It will be bloodbath as @Fender777 has lent me his collection of claw hammers and machetes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 24, 2019 Report Share Posted January 24, 2019 13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I just fucking said that. I thought you of all cunts would have got the Chumbawumba reference. My knowledge of the Leeds anarcho-punk scene is a bit hazy. Now if it were Crass, Dirt or Rubella Ballet you were quoting, then I'd be on the same page (of the dog-eared fanzine) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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