Guest Ollyboro Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: That reminds of that ropey actress Cathrine Zeta Jones in suing Hello magazine, saying in court "A million is a lot to most people in this room but not much to us". It went down like a turd in a jacuzzi. Actually, a turd in a jacuzzi floats. So they go up - not down. Then (depending on the consistency of the stool and power level of the jacuzzi) will either bob about aggressively, or spray everywhere like a circumcisionist with Parkinson's.* Unless you mean like a turd in an empty jacuzzi. In which case, you're correct. A turd in an empty jacuzzi would go downwards. And get you barred from B&Q bathroom showrooms, nationally. Fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 18 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Actually, a turd in a jacuzzi floats. So they go up - not down. Then (depending on the consistency of the stool and power level of the jacuzzi) will either bob about aggressively, or spray everywhere like a circumcisionist with Parkinson's.* Unless you mean like a turd in an empty jacuzzi. In which case, you're correct. A turd in an empty jacuzzi would go downwards. And get you barred from B&Q bathroom showrooms, nationally. Fact. Go away 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 6, 2019 Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 (edited) Deleted Edited April 6, 2019 by Mrs Roops Do Not Alter Quotes. Ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 6, 2019 Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: What the fuck do expect from this site? Mention banana the first thing some cunt connects it with is arse. A least Stephen Milligan put the orange in his mouth, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 6, 2019 Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 3 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: I've edited your comment to something a bit more truthful. Lol, lol Reported for editing my post. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 6, 2019 Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 2 hours ago, The Bishop said: A least Stephen Milligan put the orange in his mouth, A full size orange is very difficult, if not impossible to insert in the anus, even an oversized anus like your own. Bananas are much more suited to the job. And it is common knowledge you much prefer a huge penis in your mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 6, 2019 Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 4 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Deleted Fucking teacher's pet. I got a 2 month ban for less than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 6, 2019 Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: A full size orange is very difficult, if not impossible to insert in the anus, even an oversized anus like your own. Bananas are much more suited to the job. And it is common knowledge you much prefer a huge penis in your mouth. You could put 10 Jaffas in your gob. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 6, 2019 Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 55 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Fucking teacher's pet. I got a 2 month ban for less than that. He's a big fat puff as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 6, 2019 Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Reported for editing my post. Oh, rumbled! What gave it away? Was it the edited word being in block capitals and the fact I actually told you I had edited your post. Anyhow, got another warning point from your closet doorman, Roops. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 6, 2019 Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Oh, rumbled! What gave it away? Was it the edited word being in block capitals and the fact I actually told you I had edited your post. Anyhow, got another warning point from your closet doorman, Roops. Fucking lightweight... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 6, 2019 Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Oh, rumbled! What gave it away? Was it the edited word being in block capitals and the fact I actually told you I had edited your post. Anyhow, got another warning point from your closet doorman, Roops. Crybaby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 6, 2019 Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 There are people who, in the course of their employment, doctors, nurses, teachers, coppers, shop staff, etc etc, get called a cunt and are told to fuck off every day of the week. Indeed, some of them get the shit beaten out of them, get stabbed and even die. Excuse me if I can’t operate the old tear ducts for a multi millionaire who has heard some “monkey noises” for a few minutes during the course of his employment. It’s not a case of racism it’s a case of getting things in perspective and living in the real fucking world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 6, 2019 Report Share Posted April 6, 2019 13 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Fucking teacher's pet. I got a 2 month ban for less than that. You make me fucking sick withers. At one point you had a spine. Take your medicine and stop your foul wining- have a few irons until you can man up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 16 hours ago, judgetwi said: There are people who, in the course of their employment, doctors, nurses, teachers, coppers, shop staff, etc etc, get called a cunt and are told to fuck off every day of the week. Indeed, some of them get the shit beaten out of them, get stabbed and even die. Excuse me if I can’t operate the old tear ducts for a multi millionaire who has heard some “monkey noises” for a few minutes during the course of his employment. It’s not a case of racism it’s a case of getting things in perspective and living in the real fucking world. Excellent post. Now fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 18 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said: Oh, rumbled! What gave it away? Was it the edited word being in block capitals and the fact I actually told you I had edited your post. Anyhow, got another warning point from your closet doorman, Roops. Excellent. You pathetic wanker. lol. I’m off to early Sunday Mass shortly and I’ll say a prayer for you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 7, 2019 Report Share Posted April 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: Excellent post. Now fuck off. Are you a "tart"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 8, 2019 Report Share Posted April 8, 2019 On 05/04/2019 at 04:34, scotty said: Was it a look of searing contempt or one of ravenous hunger? Who knows, he might have missed his breakfast. Since he is a footballer, it was probably more a look of adoration and lustful intent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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