Penny Farthing Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 7 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Why don't get themselves glued to the train tracks? The hot third rail preferably. Its fairly difficult to kill yourself on the the 3rd rail. Have you thought of trying the 25Kva overhead power lines instead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 Greater London Ceremonial county Lord Lieutenant Ken Olisa High Sheriff Iqbal Wahhab, OBE (2019–20) Area 1,569 km2 (606 sq mi) • Ranked 25th of 48 Population (mid-2017 est.) 8,817,300 • Ranked 1st of 48 Density 5,618/km2 (14,550/sq mi) Ethnicity 59.8% White (of which 44.9% White British) 18.4% Asian 13.3% Black 5% mixed 3.4% other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 Glastonbury is full of drugged up hippies and stinks of piss and shit so in answer to your question,yes it's a lot like London 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 1 minute ago, Neil said: Glastonbury is full of drugged up hippies and stinks of piss and shit so in answer to your question,yes it's a lot like London It’s even worse during festival week. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 2 hours ago, The Guard said: Don't forget Germany they are building power stations that burn lignite a fuel that is far more polluting than normal coal. Cremation could be the solution to your current difficulties. Leave your glasses and gold teeth in the tray by the door. Auf Wedersehen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 36 minutes ago, King Billy said: Cremation could be the solution to your current difficulties. Leave your glasses and gold teeth in the tray by the door. Auf Wedersehen Self immolation would be the best option for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 21, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 52 minutes ago, The Guard said: Self immolation would be the best option for you. Followed by your immediate spontaneous combustion. I’ve left out the word ‘human’ as that wouldn’t apply to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 1 hour ago, The Guard said: Self immolation would be the best option for you. I hope your family gave you lots of eggs for Easter. Dog eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Queefer Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 4 hours ago, The Guard said: Greater London Ceremonial county Lord Lieutenant Ken Olisa High Sheriff Iqbal Wahhab, OBE (2019–20) Area 1,569 km2 (606 sq mi) • Ranked 25th of 48 Population (mid-2017 est.) 8,817,300 • Ranked 1st of 48 Density 5,618/km2 (14,550/sq mi) Ethnicity 59.8% White (of which 44.9% White British) 18.4% Asian 13.3% Black 5% mixed 3.4% other Are you seriously fucking telling me Iqbal Wahhab - owner of a curry magazine - is the queen's best choice out of 8.8million cockneys to be selected as High Sheriff of Greater London.( Apparently Her Maj chooses the name by sticking a bodkin pin through his name at a Privy Council meeting !?) Can I suggest London be immediately reclassified as a nuclear bomb testing zone . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 7 hours ago, The Guard said: Its fairly difficult to kill yourself on the the 3rd rail. Have you thought of trying the 25Kva overhead power lines instead? Not if you fall asleep on them....or more likely in your case, you succumb to blunt force trauma of the head and collapse on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Not if you fall asleep on them....or more likely in your case, you succumb to blunt force trauma of the head and collapse on them. Head trauma isn't going to get the job done. There's fuck all in it to do damage to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 2 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Head trauma isn't going to get the job done. There's fuck all in it to do damage to. The new cracks in the skull fissures will allow oxygen to the brain, instead of the usual sealed containment up his own arse, thus causing dizziness and loss of balance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Not if you fall asleep on them....or more likely in your case, you succumb to blunt force trauma of the head and collapse on them. You know a lot about trauma Wizz are you bi polar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 11 hours ago, The Guard said: Its fairly difficult to kill yourself on the the 3rd rail. Have you thought of trying the 25Kva overhead power lines instead? Is that so, well as long as the 3rd rail is live try putting your foot on it and then putting your other foot on one of the running rails, I would say come back and tell me how you got on but...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 1 hour ago, Betterthanyou said: Is that so, well as long as the 3rd rail is live try putting your foot on it and then putting your other foot on one of the running rails, I would say come back and tell me how you got on but...... Why don't you go and lick the third .. which bummed banned member are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 1 minute ago, The Guard said: Why don't you go and lick the third .. which bummed banned member are you? You boring peasant. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 9 minutes ago, The Guard said: Why don't you go and lick the third .. which bummed banned member are you? You seem angry 🙂 and paranoid....yummy 😋 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 3 minutes ago, Betterthanyou said: You seem angry 🙂 and paranoid....yummy 😋 dgaf tbh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Betterthanyou Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 1 hour ago, The Guard said: dgaf tbh yes you do, and it shows tbh 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 The trouble with this place is too many TLAs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 20 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: The trouble with this place is too many TLAs. You cunt, I had to look that up. 😠 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 15 hours ago, The Guard said: Don't forget Germany they are building power stations that burn lignite a fuel that is far more polluting than normal coal. they had a go at 'biofuel' back in the 40s but that didn't go too well. More research needed I reckon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 21, 2019 Report Share Posted April 21, 2019 11 hours ago, Queefer said: Are you seriously fucking telling me Iqbal Wahhab - owner of a curry magazine - is the queen's best choice out of 8.8million cockneys to be selected as High Sheriff of Greater London.( Apparently Her Maj chooses the name by sticking a bodkin pin through his name at a Privy Council meeting !?) Can I suggest London be immediately reclassified as a nuclear bomb testing zone . There aren’t 8.8 million “cockneys” as you call them. Cockneys now live in the various cuntholes of Essex or, like me, in Sarf London. When we have gone the only true cockneys will be called Mohammed and Abdul. You voted for it. Well, you almost certainly didn’t but you’re getting it anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 1 hour ago, judgetwi said: There aren’t 8.8 million “cockneys” as you call them. Cockneys now live in the various cuntholes of Essex or, like me, in Sarf London. When we have gone the only true cockneys will be called Mohammed and Abdul. You voted for it. Well, you almost certainly didn’t but you’re getting it anyway. Gaw blimey stroike a loit guvnor. Yous a propah gent an" no mistake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted April 22, 2019 Report Share Posted April 22, 2019 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Gaw blimey stroike a loit guvnor. Yous a propah gent an" no mistake. Dick Van Dyke is dead. Er......actually he’s not but , like you, his “comedy” certainly is. 😢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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