and Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 PREMIER LEAGUE stars are playing a game of keepy-uppy — over designer underpants. The footballers say they are being pressurised into splashing out by fashion-conscious team-mates. One former star said: ‘Calvin Klein is the perceived pants for a footballer and if you’re not wearing it, I am afraid you are in trouble.’ More proof (as if it were needed) that footballers are irons. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 What a bunch of cunts. In my experience Calvin Klein's collect skid marks just as easy as Primark Essentials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 58 minutes ago, cooter said: More proof (as if it were needed) that footballers are irons. Says the cunt who's making nominations about their underpants. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 2 hours ago, cooter said: PREMIER LEAGUE stars are playing a game of keepy-uppy — over designer underpants. The footballers say they are being pressurised into splashing out by fashion-conscious team-mates. One former star said: ‘Calvin Klein is the perceived pants for a footballer and if you’re not wearing it, I am afraid you are in trouble.’ More proof (as if it were needed) that footballers are irons. This is a week nomination at best and fucking ridiculous in reality. Considering the dough these cunts are on, to splash out 25 sheets at your local Tk Max is hardly a fortune. They do a few grand on a suitcases as it is. A better nom would have been ITV 4+1 it never shows fuck all, what's the point. So I have given up trying to watch the Sweeney when I get in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 4 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: This is a week nomination at best and fucking ridiculous in reality. Considering the dough these cunts are on, to splash out 25 sheets at your local Tk Max is hardly a fortune. They do a few grand on a suitcases as it is. A better nom would have been ITV 4+1 it never shows fuck all, what's the point. So I have given up trying to watch the Sweeney when I get in! On the way back home, drive through some cardboard boxes at high speed, while phoning your wife and screaming. "I'VE DONE ME KNUCKLES GUV!!". When you arrive home, your 'Sweeney' cravings will have been satisfied. (Drinking a bottle of scotch and giving her a backhander before sex will add to the experience) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 Cor blimey not half Eric 😂😂😂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 No 12 is the sub bringing on the vasseline [sic] for the ensuing action. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 4 hours ago, cooter said: PREMIER LEAGUE stars are playing a game of keepy-uppy — over designer underpants. The footballers say they are being pressurised into splashing out by fashion-conscious team-mates. One former star said: ‘Calvin Klein is the perceived pants for a footballer and if you’re not wearing it, I am afraid you are in trouble.’ More proof (as if it were needed) that footballers are irons. A nomination about men's underpants, continuing the scat obsession with a skidmark innuendo. You mentally ill, Liberace-level fucking faggot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 3 minutes ago, Wolfie said: A nomination about men's underpants, continuing the scat obsession with a skidmark innuendo. You mentally ill, Liberace-level fucking faggot. He’s a sinister fucking weirdo. I’d love to know where he lives, so I could post Jack Russell shit through his letterbox on a regular basis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 24, 2019 Report Share Posted April 24, 2019 8 minutes ago, Ape said: He’s a sinister fucking weirdo. I’d love to know where he lives, so I could post Jack Russell shit through his letterbox on a regular basis. Think I've heard of him believe he runs the odd charity marathon. Is partial to Cuban cigars and multicoloured shell suits! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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