King Billy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 36 minutes ago, The Guard said: I have to finish dwinking early because of the diabecis. More likely because your pamper is full to the brim.You disgusting leaky cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 Pen someone needs to inform your PDSA carers that stringing out your miserable existence is not doing anyone any favours 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, King Billy said: Pen someone needs to inform your PDSA carers that stringing out your miserable existence is not doing anyone any favours Its doing me a lot of favours little willy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 2 minutes ago, The Guard said: Its doing me a lot of favours little willy. A very selfish opinion. The cost of your treatment could be put to much better use, such as a free bar at your celebration, sorry funeral. Selfish Cunt LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Cunt Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Don't listen to the nurses. They're trying to stop you from discovering that booze makes drugs work better, especially morphine, diazepam and amitriptyline. I concur Eric after a back injury I was handed a prescription for diazepam, that evening I consulted Dr Jack Daniels for a second opinion, I was very happy but Mrs Major wasn't! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 14 minutes ago, Major Cunt said: I concur Eric after a back injury I was handed a prescription for diazepam, that evening I consulted Dr Jack Daniels for a second opinion, I was very happy but Mrs Major wasn't! What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 26, 2019 Report Share Posted April 26, 2019 1 hour ago, The Guard said: Morphine .. I thought that the nurse said Maureen. A common mistake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 19 hours ago, Arthur Fuqs-Aches said: Given the onslaught of fucking M&S ads everywhere, this reminded me of the rising number of people who've done good having come from humble roots who think its fair game and gratifying to put the boot in to people less well off. Especially the poor cunts in boxes - both cardboard and pine. What bastards. Nothjong against self improvement but fuck off with your snobbery. Karma might put you back in your filthy council bedsit eating beans on stale toast and claiming your Job Seekrs allowance in your chav mecca estates. War on these snidey social climbers starts now. I dunno, working class stock from the Valleys me. But I've worked hard and worked my way up to be hideously white, bourgeois and condescending. I also married a posh bloke, which was nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: I dunno, working class stock from the Valleys me. But I've worked hard and worked my way up to be hideously white, bourgeois and condescending. I also married a posh bloke, which was nice. Must of been hard life for you down the mines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 47 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Must of been hard life for you down the mines. Land mines were deadly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 5 minutes ago, The Guard said: Land mines were deadly. If you can weather the most recent storm of shit that's been thrown at you P., you're a better cunt than I am. You're also fuckin useless, but that's what I love you about you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 13 minutes ago, ratcum said: If you can weather the most recent storm of shit that's been thrown at you P., you're a better cunt than I am. You're also fuckin useless, but that's what I love you about you. But I am more useless than you cos' I can't fucking fly. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 27, 2019 Report Share Posted April 27, 2019 55 minutes ago, The Guard said: But I am more useless than you cos' I can't fucking fly. Could be worse. A friend of mine painted his pitot tube lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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