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3 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said:

Says the rattled wanker who made a nomination about another user due to being rattled as fuck

El Oh El!

I made a nomination aimed at Eddie simply to take this piss out of him. You seem to believe, as @Roadkill has most eloquently pointed out, that the slate of your past idiocy has been wiped clean, and that you’re now an alpha, able to dish it out to the likes of @King Billy. Well, shit-poker, this simply isn’t the case - you’re still (very) widely regarded as a total imbecile, so wind your neck in and know your place. 

And another thing - this “El Oh El” nonsense you’ve started using only serves to confirm my first paragraph. 

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1 hour ago, Erroreptile404 said:

You sound angry, are you going to have another meltdown again little billy the skid?

Woof woof It’s walkies time

Dipstick

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2 minutes ago, Ape said:

I made a nomination aimed at Eddie simply to take this piss out of him. You seem to believe, as @Roadkill has most eloquently pointed out, that the slate of your past idiocy has been wiped clean, and that you’re now an alpha, able to dish it out to the likes of @King Billy. Well, shit-poker, this simply isn’t the case - you’re still (very) widely regarded as a total imbecile, so wind your neck in and know your place. 

And another thing - this “El Oh El” nonsense you’ve started using only serves to confirm my first paragraph. 

El Oh El  That’s right up there with   Uhahahaha 

Pure genius 

I really want to be his fwiend.

(And say nice things at his funeral)

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1 minute ago, Ape said:

I made a nomination aimed at Eddie simply to take this piss out of him. You seem to believe, as @Roadkill has most eloquently pointed out, that the slate of your past idiocy has been wiped clean, and that you’re now an alpha, able to dish it out to the likes of @King Billy. Well, shit-poker, this simply isn’t the case - you’re still (very) widely regarded as a total imbecile, so wind your neck in and know your place. 

And another thing - this “El Oh El” nonsense you’ve started using only serves to confirm my first paragraph. 

He won't listen, Ape. He's hell-bent on having another meltdown and completely blind to good advice - cunt's clearly been stashing the Ritalin and sadly failed yet again at suicide. He was comparing himself to fictional fucking aliens earlier.

He's too fucked in the head to salvage - best just to let nature take its course with this one.

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12 minutes ago, King Billy said:

El Oh El  That’s right up there with   Uhahahaha 

Pure genius 

I really want to be his fwiend.

(And say nice things at his funeral)

Ah yes Betterthanyou another person who made you have a spazmoid meltdown 

El Oh El!

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16 minutes ago, Ape said:

I made a nomination aimed at Eddie simply to take this piss out of him. You seem to believe, as @Roadkill has most eloquently pointed out, that the slate of your past idiocy has been wiped clean, and that you’re now an alpha, able to dish it out to the likes of @King Billy. Well, shit-poker, this simply isn’t the case - you’re still (very) widely regarded as a total imbecile, so wind your neck in and know your place. 

And another thing - this “El Oh El” nonsense you’ve started using only serves to confirm my first paragraph. 

this reptile chappy is of limited intellect Ape, so there's nothing to be gained from baiting him.

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23 minutes ago, Ape said:

I made a nomination aimed at Eddie simply to take this piss out of him. You seem to believe, as @Roadkill has most eloquently pointed out, that the slate of your past idiocy has been wiped clean, and that you’re now an alpha, able to dish it out to the likes of @King Billy. Well, shit-poker, this simply isn’t the case - you’re still (very) widely regarded as a total imbecile, so wind your neck in and know your place. 

And another thing - this “El Oh El” nonsense you’ve started using only serves to confirm my first paragraph. 

Hey gape do you think you could help me build and paint one of these? I heard you're really good at that kind of thing lol

 

ImperialKnightNEW01.jpg

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Just now, Erroreptile404 said:

Hey gape do you think you could help me build and paint one of these? I heard you're really good at that kind of thing lol

 

ImperialKnightNEW01.jpg

I rest my fucking case.

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5 hours ago, Erroreptile404 said:

I know yanks are ignorant as fuck but she doesn't look remotely mongolian whatsoever, this is what mongolians look like

deeltei_mongol.jpg

No sonny boy, what's "ignorant as fuck" is you grabbing some random picture of a bunch of Mongolians off Google, then claiming that's what they all look like.

Besides, the point of the joke was about snuff porn. Whether or not the old woman shoving snuff up her nose is actually Mongolian or not, is irrelevant.

At least to everyone who isn't a hair-splitting asshole, anyway.

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16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

 

 

 

Get a room. Sad fucking wankers.

Well you and Ratsfuher could always get a room....... or would that be a “bunker”? 

Your constant licking of the Nazi’s arse is a fucking embarrassment mate. 

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15 hours ago, Salty Piss Flap said:

No sonny boy, what's "ignorant as fuck" is you grabbing some random picture of a bunch of Mongolians off Google, then claiming that's what they all look like.

Besides, the point of the joke was about snuff porn. Whether or not the old woman shoving snuff up her nose is actually Mongolian or not, is irrelevant.

At least to everyone who isn't a hair-splitting asshole, anyway.

The vast majority of them do look like that, probably has something to do with the fact it borders china.

 

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12 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said:

The vast majority of them do look like that, probably has something to do with the fact it borders china.

Again, whether that's true or not is entirely irrelevant and misses the point of the joke.

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12 hours ago, judgetwi said:

Well you and Ratsfuher could always get a room....... or would that be a “bunker”? 

Your constant licking of the Nazi’s arse is a fucking embarrassment mate. 

'You're the disease, I'm the cure'

'Yo Adrienne, I did it!'

fucking idiot. 

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On 13/07/2019 at 00:31, Roadkill said:

Doesn't effect me - I've been downloading a lifetime supply since 2014 for when this day would come.

I still got a massive stash of VHS tapes and a machine to play them on, now all I need is some KY and a Kleenex, happy fuckin' days! 😉

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On 13/07/2019 at 17:28, Erroreptile404 said:

I know yanks are ignorant as fuck but she doesn't look remotely mongolian whatsoever, this is what mongolians look like

deeltei_mongol.jpg

Fuck you fucking Mongorians!!!

 

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On 13/07/2019 at 00:28, DrCunt said:

Where the fuck have you been?

You're gone for months and you breeze back in with no apology or explanation.

Have you seen what's happened here lately? You're fucking dreadful but the latest crop is so fucking awful even Frank thinks he's got something to offer again.

An apology wouldn't go amiss.

Fuck off you cunt.  

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On 13/07/2019 at 08:29, Last Cunt Standing said:

I wouldn’t worry MC, a few baht in the right places and you can buy your own live version as you well know. 

Yes but it’s the indignity of the internet cunt police in cutting everyone off without saying anything.  The fact is the government bottled it and put the date back AGAIN.   Good.

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On 13/07/2019 at 06:12, judgetwi said:

You fucking stupid mouth almighty    dicksplash wanker. It was announced several weeks ago that this has been postponed for six months because the mighty EU were not informed. Why those cunts have to give their permission I don’t know but that’s the way it is.

It’s only a “ban” for under 18’s anyway although I don’t suppose there’s a single one of them who won’t find a way around it.

I don’t know why a rich cunt like you needs porn anyway. How much are prozzies in the Cotswolds these days?

It was announced on the gay toilet wall you frequent on a daily basis. However it has not and will not be made a top story in the news because they want to slip it in under the radar.   Thing is it’s such a bad idea they are shitting themselves as to its impact on votes.   The government might as well ban ciggies, ban booze, ban chips, ban Macy d,s, and ban wanking.   Let’s see how many votes that wins this fucking idiotic bunch of cunts.   None.

bye the way.  Fuck off you cunt.

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On 13/07/2019 at 00:41, camberwell gypsy said:

This won't worry Neil, he has a huge fuck off satellite dish in his garden that picks up Mongolian snuff porn. 

Neil is that insignificunt I can’t remember him?

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On 21/07/2019 at 23:13, Monumental cunt said:

It was announced on the gay toilet wall you frequent on a daily basis. However it has not and will not be made a top story in the news because they want to slip it in under the radar.   Thing is it’s such a bad idea they are shitting themselves as to its impact on votes.   The government might as well ban ciggies, ban booze, ban chips, ban Macy d,s, and ban wanking.   Let’s see how many votes that wins this fucking idiotic bunch of cunts.   None.

bye the way.  Fuck off you cunt.

So you get shown up for the thick , ignorant know nothing cunt you are and all you can come up with is “gay toilet walls?”

Just stick to telling us how rich you are wanker.

A man needs to know his limitations.

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8 minutes ago, judgetwi said:

 

A man needs to know his limitations.

So says Dirty Protest Harry.

 

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This story seems to make an appearance every few months, especially on slow news days. Aside from Disgusted from Tunbridge Wells and the blue rinse brigade no one has much appetite for the legislation. Whitehall knows its unworkable, civil liberty rights organisations are up in arms due to security concerns and the porn industry doesn't trust the preferred operator who will administer the scheme and provide the software. The problem is that its a Conservative Party manifesto promise so the hope is that with an impending general election the whole sorry saga will be quietly dropped from the new maifesto. Naturally, preferred administrators MindGeek SARL (owners of PornHub et al) hope to make a killing if the proposals become law.

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