nocti Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I'd forgotten what a perfect creature Gillian Anderson was in the 90s. She's not half bad now. In fact, I'd go far as to say that she's getting better with age. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 6 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: We've had a white muslim convert in Eastenders (Islam being refered to as the religion of peace, obviously), This is Ian Beales son isn't it. The one that whacked his step mum over the head rendering her wheelchair bound and then he went on to cave his own sisters head in. I would say he completed his apprenticeship to join Islam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, nocti said: She's not half bad now. In fact, I'd go far as to say that she's getting better with age. Really healthy looking courgettes. I wonder if the're Suttons 'Sure Thing Hybrid' or 'Black Beauty' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 10 minutes ago, nocti said: She's not half bad now. In fact, I'd go far as to say that she's getting better with age. I just watched that twice. Is there a bit where she puts the big dongy thing in her fanny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I just watched that twice. Is there a bit where she puts the big dongy thing in her fanny? Heavily edited, I'm afraid. Not very p.c. what with half the world being under nourished. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 31 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I just watched that twice. Is there a bit where she puts the big dongy thing in her fanny? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I think any normal male would leave her looking like a gunfight casualty from Bugsy Malone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Best cockney accent ever. Even more realistic than a real cockney. Your talents are truly wasted. EEEEEEEEeeeeehhhhhhhhhahmay-a-beeee itz becoz oim ah Lan-Dan-Ah Vat oi ahm sach a CAAAAAAAANT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: baht vey still lahv a good awl knees ap dahn va Queen Vic, chim-chimminee me old cogger. Sounds like you're either stone deaf or had a stroke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said: This is Ian Beales son isn't it. The one that whacked his step mum over the head rendering her wheelchair bound and then he went on to cave his own sisters head in. I would say he completed his apprenticeship to join Islam. That fucking soap needs a major cull of dead wood. So a suicide bomber in the square would do nicely. Emmerdale dont fuck around when it comes down to contract renewal time. They drop a jumbo jet on the village. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That fucking soap needs a major cull of dead wood. So a suicide bomber in the square would do nicely. Emmerdale dont fuck around when it comes down to contract renewal time. They drop a jumbo jet on the village. Or crash a runaway 18 wheeler through the middle of it, and didn't they crash a helicopter into a church as well? I don't remember any of that sort of thing down the road in Last of the summer wine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Or crash a runaway 18 wheeler through the middle of it, and didn't they crash a helicopter into a church as well? I don't remember any of that sort of thing down the road in Last of the summer wine. That was a pile of unfunny shite as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Or crash a runaway 18 wheeler through the middle of it, and didn't they crash a helicopter into a church as well? I don't remember any of that sort of thing down the road in Last of the summer wine. yeah but they did gang rape a chicken in series 19 Authoritah. Poor cunt didn't walk straight for a week after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: That fucking soap needs a major cull of dead wood. So a suicide bomber in the square would do nicely. Emmerdale dont fuck around when it comes down to contract renewal time. They drop a jumbo jet on the village. someone should have said this to Tolkien when he came up with the Ents. Shit in print and celluloid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 57 minutes ago, ratcum said: someone should have said this to Tolkien when he came up with the Ents. Shit in print and celluloid. Fuckin Chinese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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