ChildeHarold Posted July 6, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Repeat bollocks. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 1 hour ago, ChildeHarold said: Cunt. Fancy a pint? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted July 6, 2020 Report Share Posted July 6, 2020 Of domestos. LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 On 05/07/2020 at 11:12, King Billy said: Bit of duck tape and the speedo off the scooter Judge and no cunt would know the difference round your manor. Let on you’re a footballer or a cage fighter or any old bollocks. Any cunt asks where you’re off to just tell em you’re going round Dave Courtneys gaff for a party. And don’t forget to drop in that you’re loaded. Don’t know about that Billy Boy. Being loaded round my way is going to get you stabbed or acid in your face. Bad move. Back in February I was sitting at a bus stop and some young black bird came along, all smiles and “hello”. Then she clocked me under the light and said “oh you ain’t got no fucking money” and pissed off. Now i’m not claiming that I deliberately look like a scruffy, low life tramp but sometimes it works in your favour. I often wonder what that young lady was about to offer me. I congratulate myself that i’ll never find out if it was a knife in the throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 9 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Don’t know about that Billy Boy. Being loaded round my way is going to get you stabbed or acid in your face. Bad move. Back in February I was sitting at a bus stop and some young black bird came along, all smiles and “hello”. Then she clocked me under the light and said “oh you ain’t got no fucking money” and pissed off. Now i’m not claiming that I deliberately look like a scruffy, low life tramp but sometimes it works in your favour. I often wonder what that young lady was about to offer me. I congratulate myself that i’ll never find out if it was a knife in the throat. Was you singing 'You've got to pick a pocket or two'? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 7, 2020 Report Share Posted July 7, 2020 20 minutes ago, judgetwi said: Don’t know about that Billy Boy. Being loaded round my way is going to get you stabbed or acid in your face. Bad move. Back in February I was sitting at a bus stop and some young black bird came along, all smiles and “hello”. Then she clocked me under the light and said “oh you ain’t got no fucking money” and pissed off. Now i’m not claiming that I deliberately look like a scruffy, low life tramp but sometimes it works in your favour. I often wonder what that young lady was about to offer me. I congratulate myself that i’ll never find out if it was a knife in the throat. You should've bounced her head off the bus shelter upright. Best not take any chances with savages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2020 23 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: You should've bounced her head off the bus shelter upright. Best not take any chances with savages. The best fuck of his life just went down the drain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2020 Report Share Posted July 8, 2020 18 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: The best fuck of his life just went down the drain. My original comment was going to be something along the lines of... 'you should've paid her after she sucked your cock' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 8, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 8, 2020 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: My original comment was going to be something along the lines of... 'you should've paid her after she sucked your cock' They usually pay me. So I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 8, 2020 Report Share Posted July 8, 2020 26 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: They usually pay me. So I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I wasn't talking about you, motorhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wasn't talking about you, motorhead. Who are you, Conan the Cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 1 minute ago, ChildeHarold said: Who are you, Conan the Cunt? I can't see the connection. What the fuck are you talking about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I can't see the connection. What the fuck are you talking about? Come now Eric, don’t let a little thing like the post making absolutely no sense whatsoever, and clearly having been written by a fucking idiot, detract from its comedy genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 1 minute ago, Ape™️ said: Come now Eric, don’t let a little thing like the post making absolutely no sense whatsoever, and clearly having been written by a fucking idiot, detract from its comedy genius. You're beginning to appreciate the monstrous comedic talent standing before you. I fear a severe beating later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 7 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: You're beginning to appreciate the monstrous comedic talent standing before you. I fear a severe beating later. When your civil partner gets in I'm sure the severe beating around the ring piece will be the least of you worries lol fuck off 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChildeHarold Posted July 9, 2020 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 46 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: When your civil partner gets in I'm sure the severe beating around the ring piece will be the least of you worries lol fuck off Stubby calm down. It's five o'clock somewhere. Break out the cocktails and join Stanley in a richly deserved soiree round the infinity pool in Pelion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said: Stubby calm down. It's five o'clock somewhere. Break out the cocktails and join Stanley in a richly deserved soiree round the infinity pool in Pelion. Fucking hell. You're digging up quotes like there's no tomorrow. 'Somewhere it's 5 O'clock'... the debut album of 'Slash's Snakepit', which was shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 9, 2020 Report Share Posted July 9, 2020 3 hours ago, ChildeHarold said: Stubby calm down. It's five o'clock somewhere. Break out the cocktails and join Stanley in a richly deserved soiree round the infinity pool in Pelion. Only if you joined us and we could all laugh as I held your head underwater until you stopped thrashing. I could then take a photo of old stan back scuttling you with one of my turds in your mouth, QCF style, and make a mint posting them on the dark web lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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