Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 I was stuck behind a woman and her husband the other day. The husband was a mole-like man, his ample belly tucked neatly into his well-ironed polo shirt. I instantly knew that this emasculated, bloodless non-entity was going to be called 'Roy' or similar. Both looked like the sort that bought a timeshare in Portugal ten years ago and are still waiting for it to be finished... Anyway, the woman in some fit of craziness had decided to get her haircut in a style I see quite frequently these days. Firstly, cut it short in a fairly sloppy, inconsistent and masculine manner. Second, dye it a patchy claret or oxblood colour. Finally, style it using hairgel intended for teenage boys, in a spiky, goopy mess. I don't understand this. It shows the whole world how big your ears have grown since they last saw the light of day, and it makes you look like a sickly tranny battling a degenerative illness. I know that the husband didn't get a say in the matter, which is the real crime here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Harsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Its all the same when they have their heads buried in your lap who cares what style the munter has paid through the nose for Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: Harsh. Which gel are you using to get that 'night out in Stockton-on-Tees' look? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Another thing a lot of women do which I don't get is shaving off their eyebrows then painting new ones on. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Which gel are you using to get that 'night out in Stockton-on-Tees' look? Lemon Jelli Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Just now, Snatch said: Another thing a lot of women do which I don't get is shaving off their eyebrows then painting new ones on. Why? Lead the eye away from weather beaten vizage Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 That was Roops and Spotter out doing their Christmas shopping. Hope you like it in the cooler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 12 minutes ago, Snatch said: Another thing a lot of women do which I don't get is shaving off their eyebrows then painting new ones on. Why? The geezer I worked for after leaving school had a "spivs" moustache .. there were about three hairs and the rest was draw on with a eye-liner pencil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 35 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That was Roops and Spotter out doing their Christmas shopping. Hope you like it in the cooler Seems surprisingly warm right now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 53 minutes ago, Snatch said: Another thing a lot of women do which I don't get is shaving off their eyebrows then painting new ones on. Why? probably because the painted eyebrows are more realistic than those pesky hard to look after real ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 58 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I was stuck behind a woman and her husband the other day. The husband was a mole-like man, his ample belly tucked neatly into his well-ironed polo shirt. I instantly knew that this emasculated, bloodless non-entity was going to be called 'Roy' or similar. Both looked like the sort that bought a timeshare in Portugal ten years ago and are still waiting for it to be finished... Anyway, the woman in some fit of craziness had decided to get her haircut in a style I see quite frequently these days. Firstly, cut it short in a fairly sloppy, inconsistent and masculine manner. Second, dye it a patchy claret or oxblood colour. Finally, style it using hairgel intended for teenage boys, in a spiky, goopy mess. I don't understand this. It shows the whole world how big your ears have grown since they last saw the light of day, and it makes you look like a sickly tranny battling a degenerative illness. I know that the husband didn't get a say in the matter, which is the real crime here. there also seems to be a certain type of stupid cunt who for some reason opts for bright snot coloured green hair.......despite pondering why someone should choose this colour scheme, I have still not come up with a feasible answer or reason. Do you suppose that they are so utterly dense that they think it might suit them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, luke swarm said: there also seems to be a certain type of stupid cunt who for some reason opts for bright snot coloured green hair.......despite pondering why someone should choose this colour scheme, I have still not come up with a feasible answer or reason. Do you suppose that they are so utterly dense that they think it might suit them. Robotic thick fucking illiterate cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: there also seems to be a certain type of stupid cunt who for some reason opts for bright snot coloured green hair.......despite pondering why someone should choose this colour scheme, I have still not come up with a feasible answer or reason. Do you suppose that they are so utterly dense that they think it might suit them. There is no feasible answer or reason with women and hair. Roops has a Brazilian. ( rain forest that is ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Robotic thick fucking illiterate cunt. hello Jackie boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 3 minutes ago, Frank said: Robotic thick fucking illiterate cunt. Frank, I feel like we have reached that stage in our online relationship where we can both be completely honest with each other. In the spirit of that, why do you take exception to poor old Swarm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Just now, luke swarm said: hello Jackie boy Stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Just now, Frank said: Stupid fucking cunt. that's the spirit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Frank, I feel like we have reached that stage in our online relationship where we can both be completely honest with each other. In the spirit of that, why do you take exception to poor old Swarm? its not personal Decs......but it is predictable, I take the piss out of Jacko and sure enough after a couple of hours of stewing old Frankie always pops up as his knight in shining armour. I actually time the dozy cunt now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Fuck me, when I saw the title of this nom I assumed it was another Lady P offering. To be truthful it's fucking close to one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 14 minutes ago, luke swarm said: there also seems to be a certain type of stupid cunt who for some reason opts for bright snot coloured green hair.......despite pondering why someone should choose this colour scheme, I have still not come up with a feasible answer or reason. Do you suppose that they are so utterly dense that they think it might suit them. I know why, and I'll tell you now: these green haired haired slags are almost always disgusting fatbodies. When these wobbling lard asses simply cannot eat quickly enough to satisfy their monstrous greed, they attempt to photosynthesise in order to get fatter directly off the sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: lard asses GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHIZZ MISTER, APPLE FUCKING PIE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Tata Steely Dan said: I was stuck behind a woman and her husband the other day. The husband was a mole-like man, his ample belly tucked neatly into his well-ironed polo shirt. I instantly knew that this emasculated, bloodless non-entity was going to be called 'Roy' or similar. Both looked like the sort that bought a timeshare in Portugal ten years ago and are still waiting for it to be finished... Anyway, the woman in some fit of craziness had decided to get her haircut in a style I see quite frequently these days. Firstly, cut it short in a fairly sloppy, inconsistent and masculine manner. Second, dye it a patchy claret or oxblood colour. Finally, style it using hairgel intended for teenage boys, in a spiky, goopy mess. I don't understand this. It shows the whole world how big your ears have grown since they last saw the light of day, and it makes you look like a sickly tranny battling a degenerative illness. I know that the husband didn't get a say in the matter, which is the real crime here. You should have calmly stepped forward, said "excuse me" to the gent, and deftly snapped his wife's neck in one clean twist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHIZZ MISTER, APPLE FUCKING PIE! Like, totally busted. Fucking bust city Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: You should have calmly stepped forward, said "excuse me" to the gent, and deftly snapped his wife's neck in one clean twist. He would have probably been grateful. You can always sense a "I'm going to shank you in the kidneys" vibe from beta member of these relationships towards the alpha, but they're usually too broken to actually act on the instinct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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