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7 minutes ago, Ape said:

A fair point, but even with being French as a starting point, you've blossomed into something horrific. 

Ah yes mon ami, but when I joined CC you were all part of the EU family. Unfortunately I have had instruction from my local maire to despise 'les Anglais'.  Sorry, but what can I do, I have to live with these people.

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1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said:

Ah yes mon ami, but when I joined CC you were all part of the EU family. Unfortunately I have had instruction from my local maire to despise 'les Anglais'.  Sorry, but what can I do, I have to live with these people.

Can you get a decent cassoulet locally or do you do it yourself now ?

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2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

You cunt, I am still waiting for you to review the one in Limoges that I liked. On the subject of le cassoulet, the local restaurants do very well, but I prefer to make my own, using spicy merguez sausage. Ape eats curried beans on toast.

I've played the one at Le Touquet.I'll review the one at Limoges eventually.

Ape is grateful for the odd banana, as well as beans, to shove up his rent-boy.

lol.

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1 minute ago, Punkape said:

I've played the one at Le Touquet.I'll review the one at Limoges eventually.

Ape is grateful for the odd banana, as well as beans, to shove up his rent-boy.

lol.

It doesn't matter what the original topic is - sooner or later (sooner 99.9999% of the time) you swing the subject back round to male anal sex. It's clear that you are a chocolate dipper.

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Just now, Ape said:

It doesn't matter what the original topic is - sooner or later (sooner 99.9999% of the time) you swing the subject back round to male anal sex. It's clear that you are a chocolate dipper.

He packs fudge as well.

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3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Billy Idol could teach them all a thing or two, Nikki Six from Motley Crüe as well.

You cut and pasted from outside text so you could get the umlaut, i take it.  Cos i can't fucking find one on my keyboard. 

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16 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

Are you going to midnight mass you bender?

Certainly not. Midnight Mass is full of drunks and token worshippers who go to Church once a decade. They turn up pissed and are generally irreverent and coarse. 

I go to Mid-morning service with Christmas carols.

Oh and fuck off as well.....

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