Rick Parfitt Status Quo dead

[Earl of Punkape]

Amazingly this cunt lasted until he was 68.

After a lifetime consuming industrial quantities of drugs and booze it's a sensation he didn't khark it years ago.

A lawyer friend of mine says he was very lucky not to get his collar felt for underage birds.....

[Hokey Gingers]

Who is going to play G now ? Inconsiderate cunt.

[camberwell gypsy]

40 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said:

Who is going to play G now ? Inconsiderate cunt.

Someone has to, just to keep the status quo!*

*Someone was gonna say it sooner or later. 

 

 

[Ape™️]

1 hour ago, Punkape said:

Amazingly this cunt lasted until he was 68.

After a lifetime consuming industrial quantities of drugs and booze it's a sensation he didn't khark it years ago.

A lawyer friend of mine says he was very lucky not to get his collar felt for underage birds.....

Fuck off - you have no friends, cunt face.

[Neil]

2 minutes ago, Ape said:

Fuck off - you have no friends, cunt face.

Harsh but fair

[Guest nobgobbler]

RIP Rick. 

[Roadkill]

13 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

RIP Rick. 

He was only an admin, and even then Roops was still boss.

[Eric Cuntman]

What weighs 12 Lbs and won't be getting plucked this Christmas?..................... Rick Parfitts' Fender Telecaster.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

Parfait was a lightweight cunt when it came to booze and drugs.  I offer Keith Richards as evidence. 

[Eric Cuntman]

21 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Parfait was a lightweight cunt when it came to booze and drugs.  I offer Keith Richards as evidence. 

Billy Idol could teach them all a thing or two, Nikki Six from Motley Crüe as well.

[Guest Wizardsleeve]

35 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Billy Idol could teach them all a thing or two, Nikki Six from Motley Crüe as well.

I once read an article about Nikki Sixx.  The song "Kickstart My Heart" was written about one of his heroin overdoses.  He was dead...flat line, doctor called the time dead, he miraculously regained a heartbeat, got off the table, and proceeded to go directly to his dealer for more heroin!  A magnificent specimen of stupid fucking cunt! 

[Earl of Punkape]

2 hours ago, Ape said:

Fuck off - you have no friends, cunt face.

You have AIDS and friends with the same complaint....

lol.

[Earl of Punkape]

2 hours ago, neil298 said:

Harsh but fair

You fat wanker with AIDS.

[Ape™️]

10 minutes ago, Punkape said:

You have AIDS and friends with the same complaint....

lol.

The same old tired fucking drivel. AIDS this, AIDS that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat.

[Earl of Punkape]

28 minutes ago, Ape said:

The same old tired fucking drivel. AIDS this, AIDS that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat.

You probably have diphtheria as well.....

lol.

[Bubba C]

25 minutes ago, Punkape said:

You probably have diphtheria as well.....

lol.

Punky, I mean this with the utmost sincerity, put a sock in it and fuck off, you annoying little cunt. 

[Earl of Punkape]

Just now, Bubba C said:

Punky, I mean this with the utmost sincerity, put a sock in it and fuck off, you annoying little cunt. 

 You're just the sort of cunt who thinks cashmere is a type of curry.

Eat shit.

[Witheredscrote]

1 minute ago, Punkape said:

 You're just the sort of cunt who thinks cashmere is a type of curry.

Eat shit.

Well done Punkers, just the way to deal with a Welsh worm riddled with STD

[Earl of Punkape]

What happens in your neck of France on Christmas Eve?

Do you give the locals s good hiding ?

[Ape™️]

Punky - have you been on the claret at the club today? I ask as you're being more of a spastic than you normally are, incredible as it may seem.

[Witheredscrote]

16 minutes ago, Punkape said:

What happens in your neck of France on Christmas Eve?

Do you give the locals s good hiding ?

You know of our traditions then?. There is one local paysan that I particularly despise, so I pretend he is Welsh, and then I go the extra km with my boot. Joyeux Noel Punkers.

[Ape™️]

22 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Well done Punkers, just the way to deal with a Welsh worm riddled with STD

Withers, you've become a vile piece of shit over the last few months. I think it's time you explained yourself.

[Witheredscrote]

Just now, Ape said:

Withers, you've become a vile piece of shit over the last few months. I think it's time you explained yourself.

What is there to explain, I am French

[Ape™️]

2 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

What is there to explain, I am French

A fair point, but even with being French as a starting point, you've blossomed into something horrific. 

[Earl of Punkape]

6 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

You know of our traditions then?. There is one local paysan that I particularly despise, so I pretend he is Welsh, and then I go the extra km with my boot. Joyeux Noel Punkers.

Heureux fete Noel a toi aussi.....