Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 28 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: You are also tight... FINAL WARNING This is just a kindly reminder that your membership donation of £100 GBP is still overdue. Please go to top of page and register your details by using the You will then receive confirmation from CC Finance Administrator Apples in due course. And I want 10 Bensons and his dinner money, and if I don't get it I'm leaving him tied up naked behind the PE block and telling Punkape where to find him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: And I want 10 Bensons and his dinner money, and if I don't get it I'm leaving him tied up naked behind the PE block and telling Punkape where to find him. Bensons! You'll have some Dark Shag and be done with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 27 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Bensons! You'll have some Dark Shag and be done with it. Ok, Drum or Samson's fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: He could BE dickwad. Ask him if he has ever been a chubby bride. I'm surprised bawsy didn't pick up on that, unless he's lying in wait. 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I never met dickwad. Was that the bird who was also known by another username (that I can't remember) and had her wedding pics posted by 'Baws? You're thinking of Cuntwad, who briefly registered as Dickie among several other usernames. Dickwad was a spoof account purporting to be her invalided husband, which used Jimmy, the cripple from South Park, as an avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: Ok, Drum or Samson's fine. I was thinking more along the lines of Dianne Abbot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You're thinking of Cuntwad, who briefly registered as Dickie among several other usernames. Dickwad was a spoof account purporting to be her invalided husband, which used Jimmy, the cripple from South Park, as an avatar. You always cease to amaze me. Here's one for you: Who is Razzle these days? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 7 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You're thinking of Cuntwad, who briefly registered as Dickie among several other usernames. Dickwad was a spoof account purporting to be her invalided husband, which used Jimmy, the cripple from South Park, as an avatar. Cripple fight was one of the best episodes of SP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 Probably not new but let's say you are, welcome mong chops. The best advice i can give you is this, place your cuntbrained head on the block as i feel the urge to cave it in...now go and do one..CUNTBREED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 8 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: I was thinking more along the lines of Dianne Abbot. Her photos should be issued as a therapeutic measure to compulsive masturbators. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Her photos should be issued as a therapeutic measure to compulsive masturbators. Or to promote impotency. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: And I want 10 Bensons and his dinner money, and if I don't get it I'm leaving him tied up naked behind the PE block and telling Punkape where to find him. You obviously went to a grammar school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: Her photos should be issued as a therapeutic measure to compulsive masturbators. Well, you did ask for a smoke and so you were given a Dark Shag. You are hardly in the position to complain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 3 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: You are also tight... FINAL WARNING This is just a kindly reminder that your membership donation of £100 GBP is still overdue. Please go to top of page and register your details by using the You will then receive confirmation from CC Finance Administrator Apples in due course. You utter cock. What the fuck is that all about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Young Padawan, its up to you if you want to prance about like an experienced Jedi even though you know jack, but you should at least leave out the insults when making procedural points of order. I'm twenty seven and-a-half and extremely mature. I even get to ride in the front of the car sometimes. Whilst your superior wikilect clearly dwarfs mine, I yet lack your... considerably advanced years. Give me time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You're thinking of Cuntwad, who briefly registered as Dickie among several other usernames. Dickwad was a spoof account purporting to be her invalided husband, which used Jimmy, the cripple from South Park, as an avatar. Weirdo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 5 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: You always cease to amaze me. Here's one for you: Who is Razzle these days? He never survived the trauma of SailorMoon leaving. That boy was a sucker for anime slappers in short skirts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Bubba C said: Weirdo. I prefer to think of myself as the next stage of human evolution. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: You're thinking of Cuntwad, who briefly registered as Dickie among several other usernames. Dickwad was a spoof account purporting to be her invalided husband, which used Jimmy, the cripple from South Park, as an avatar. You're right I was thinking of Cuntwad/Dickie. That cunt ate me up and spit me out when I was a newbie, just before she fell off a tall building. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: You're right I was thinking of Cuntwad/Dickie. That cunt ate me up and spit me out when I was a newbie, just before she fell off a tall building. She gave rise to the birth of Fartslice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 8 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: She gave rise to the birth of Fartslice. And some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 On 12/06/2017 at 7:07 PM, Roadkill said: Here's all the advice you should need: ........ Let the cunt work it out himself, it'll be funny if he tries sidling up to Punkers for support... On 12/06/2017 at 7:19 PM, Bubba C said: Read 'yacht' and 'sideways glock', but stay well away from 'potato' and 'hot hotels'. That should give you a fair understanding of the best way to get ahead round here. That's more like it. You useless cunt Bubba. 23 hours ago, tight cunt said: Bleach wouldn't get rid of me! Have you seen the stockpiles we have of it? Here's a photo from the staff summer picnic with the kids playing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 On 12/06/2017 at 5:59 PM, Witheredscrote said: Oh dear, oh dear, oh fucking dear. No. 1 use a comma or two, No. 2 never ask for advice No. 3 if you must stay, avoid Bubba. No. 4 delete by Withers because Rick is too idle to do it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Is this ok ,,,,,,,. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 2 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Spaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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