King Billy

A ‘Smart Car’?

Why have Anglian Water supplied you with a car?

Mon Diue, you’re fucking spot on Ape. I reckon it’s au revoir to him apres this cafouiller.

Of course he’s an alien. Deep fried Mars Bars are deadly poisonous to Earthlings.

The Fiat Fellatio was probably his finest design masterpiece, a true work of automotive art, but sadly no examples survived more than one rainy winter, before being reduced to a pile of soggy crumbling rusty debris, rather like the contents of Angela Rayners big sexy knickers.

Poofs.

It’s always out. I’m a crowd pleaser you idiot.

Feel free to relocate to Rwanda anytime you like.

Get your cock out.

He’s the cock that keeps on swinging.

You might want to have a look in the fucking mirror and fully take in the breathtaking irony of this statement, you monumental fucking wanker.

Arsenic.

Reported.

It’s what makes getting married worthwhile.

If I wasn’t such a magnificent physical specimen I’d seriously consider reporting some cunt for what I’ve just read, so obviously for the aforesaid reason I won’t. But be warned that any dribbling cunt who thinks I’m giving them a free pass to call me a ‘nif-nof’ or anything similar, will be making a grave error and should expect a 6AM knock on the escape proof door of their cosy special needs establishment. Get fucked.