Food Health Studies.

[Decimus]

You know the type. Some virgin, joyless white coat wearing cunt says one week that chocolate is bad for you. The next week, a slightly obese colleague cops the nark and to make themselves feel better, releases findings of a study which claim to have found that actually, its quite good for you. The amount of food and drink that is denigrated one minute as being the spawn of a diabetic, morbidly overweight, thigh chafing demon, and then praised as being the key to a longer life the next is astonishing. This one really takes the biscuit though. Apparently a new study suggests food should not be fried in olive oil, as this releases dangerous chemicals. I fucking despair, how many years have we had the cunting Mediterranean diet rammed down our pie and mash eating throats? And now this. All because some knob at N.I.C.E has bought shares in a rapeseed field. Cunts.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

"A little bit of what you fancy does you good" said my old gran.
Its simple, less food in and more moving around is all that overweight people need to do.
Olive oil should be used once only for frying, that has been known by chefs for years that is why deep fat fryers aren't full of it (cost is a factor too).
As with expert advice, science is only correct until disproved by other science.

[Guest JackoTC]

I stopped believing it all ages ago. As you say, its good for you one minute and bad the next. I heavily supplement my diet with Cider, Fags and Gaviscon and I'm as fit as a fucking fiddle. Now if you'll excuse me, my truss has slipped and one of my scabs is leaking pus. 

[Guest]

This crap has been going on since I was at school in the 70s, possibly longer. Milk was in contention for a while. It's difficult to believe now, but many moons ago it was fags that were said to be good for you. The cunts don't know shit from treacle - never have.

 

Mrs Beeton's husband was a cunt.

[Jiggerycock]

Well colour me fucking surprised!

Outside of the Houses of Parliament, scientific research is the biggest money-train going.

Pass round the hat for some more research 'to prove climate change is man-made' and watch the governments shit gold into it.

[Decimus]

It's all about opinion and perspective "on the one hand this, and on the other that."

On the one hand Jeremy Beadle had a tiny cock. But on the other it looked huge.

[Guest]

Although I'm an intelligent, well informed consumer and all round super being,  I do understand the masses find looking after themselves quite a challenge. They need very simple rules/slogans to follow. What they don't need is the chopping and changing Decimus adroitly refers to.

[Cuntybaws]

They used to say that too much wanking made you go bland. I'm sorry, I'll just feel that again...

[Decimus]

You are what you eat its simple. Eat shit and you look shit. Eat wot I does and you look fabulous.

I don't much fancy a diet that consists solely of a Turkish rentboys jizz and anal hair. I'd rather look old if it's all the same to you.

[camberwell gypsy]

You know the type. Some virgin, joyless white coat wearing cunt says one week that chocolate is bad for you. The next week, a slightly obese colleague cops the nark and to make themselves feel better, releases findings of a study which claim to have found that actually, its quite good for you. The amount of food and drink that is denigrated one minute as being the spawn of a diabetic, morbidly overweight, thigh chafing demon, and then praised as being the key to a longer life the next is astonishing. This one really takes the biscuit though. Apparently a new study suggests food should not be fried in olive oil, as this releases dangerous chemicals. I fucking despair, how many years have we had the cunting Mediterranean diet rammed down our pie and mash eating throats? And now this. All because some knob at N.I.C.E has bought shares in a rapeseed field. Cunts.

NICE are a bunch of practicing avoiding GP nazis. Just don't take any notice of them

[camberwell gypsy]

Adrian Chiles is bad for your health but the bastard is never off the tv

[Jiggerycock]

You are what you eat its simple. Eat shit and you look shit. Eat wot I does and you look fabulous.

I'm never doing cunnilingus again then

[Guest]

Adrian Chiles is bad for your health but the bastard is never off the tv

 

You must have Murdoch sky cable dish plus B optic device. I don't see his brummy arse at all.

[Guest]

Mrs Col Saunders clitlets, they're finger lickin good 

Hello Gollywog.

[cuntspotter]

NICE are a bunch of practicing avoiding GP nazis. Just don't take any notice of them

Actually , they're mainly  nurses ....  and a bunch of cunts.

[cuntspotter]

If we are really interested in improving the health of the nation we should organise ourselves into search parties then track down psychologists and mobilise them as toilet cleaners.